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TEASER: Crystals of Silveria Abridged - Season 2, Episode 8
February 23rd 2023, 7:10 pm
Just thought I’d share a snippet of the next ep of the questionably humorous Crystals Abridged.
Enjoy… enjoy… enjoy…
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Scene 1: Outside The Bronzed Axolotl Tavern: Morning
The Crystalbound, Kendall, Gazzo, Katalina and Tamamaki stand outside the tavern.
Zed: Eeny, meeny, miney, muddvak.
Bryn: Oh, for Brocc’s sake…
Gazzo: Hey Ginge, whatcha doooooooooin’?
Zed: I’m deciding which of these potions to drink, Gazzabella.
Mak: But… I only see one.
Zed: Oh, that makes the decision MUCH easier than I expected!
Brocc: Wait… Zed, don’t dr-
Zed: Ink Me Up, magical juice!
Zed uncorks the bottle and drinks the potion.
Zed: Wait… did you say something, Brocc?
Brocc: Last time you drank a suspicious blue liquid, your clothes disappeared.
Zed: Well, then that means there’s nothing left to disappear, so it’s perfectly safe, r-
Suddenly, a column of cyan light erupts from the ground surrounding Zed, and his clothes somehow flash onto his body.
Zed: RAYRER RAYRER! Wait… silly Zedward! These are YOUR clothes! Silly Zedfred, hahah-
The light suddenly returns to the ground, revealing that Zed is standing on a plain made of solid metal. The air is shrouded in a thick mist, but he is able to breathe normally.
Zed: Whoa, déjà vu…
Echo: Vu… Vu… Vu…
Zed examines his surroundings.
Zed: Hello? Who’s there?
Echo: Ere… ere… ere…
Zed: Nice to meet you, Air! I’m Zed!
Echo: I’m Zed… I’m Zed… I’m Zed…
Zed: Silly Air! Your name’s not Zed, it’s Air! Silly Steve, hahaha!
Echo: Haha… haha… haha…
Zed’s thoughts: Well, at least the locals are nice…
(beat)
Echo: Ice… Ice… Ice…
Zed: RAYRER RAYRER!
Echo #1: RAYRER… RAYRER… RAYRER…
Zed’s thoughts: Wait… why are THEY yelling rayr-
Echo #2: RAYRER… RAYRER… RAYRER…
Zed’s thoughts: Oh yeah… I’m not from this place, which makes ME the Rayrer… silly Rayrer, hahaha!
Echo #3: RAYRER… RAYRER… RAYR-
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Opening Credits
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Enjoy… enjoy… enjoy…

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Scene 1: Outside The Bronzed Axolotl Tavern: Morning
The Crystalbound, Kendall, Gazzo, Katalina and Tamamaki stand outside the tavern.
Zed: Eeny, meeny, miney, muddvak.
Bryn: Oh, for Brocc’s sake…
Gazzo: Hey Ginge, whatcha doooooooooin’?
Zed: I’m deciding which of these potions to drink, Gazzabella.
Mak: But… I only see one.
Zed: Oh, that makes the decision MUCH easier than I expected!
Brocc: Wait… Zed, don’t dr-
Zed: Ink Me Up, magical juice!
Zed uncorks the bottle and drinks the potion.
Zed: Wait… did you say something, Brocc?
Brocc: Last time you drank a suspicious blue liquid, your clothes disappeared.
Zed: Well, then that means there’s nothing left to disappear, so it’s perfectly safe, r-
Suddenly, a column of cyan light erupts from the ground surrounding Zed, and his clothes somehow flash onto his body.
Zed: RAYRER RAYRER! Wait… silly Zedward! These are YOUR clothes! Silly Zedfred, hahah-
The light suddenly returns to the ground, revealing that Zed is standing on a plain made of solid metal. The air is shrouded in a thick mist, but he is able to breathe normally.
Zed: Whoa, déjà vu…
Echo: Vu… Vu… Vu…
Zed examines his surroundings.
Zed: Hello? Who’s there?
Echo: Ere… ere… ere…
Zed: Nice to meet you, Air! I’m Zed!
Echo: I’m Zed… I’m Zed… I’m Zed…
Zed: Silly Air! Your name’s not Zed, it’s Air! Silly Steve, hahaha!
Echo: Haha… haha… haha…
Zed’s thoughts: Well, at least the locals are nice…
(beat)
Echo: Ice… Ice… Ice…
Zed: RAYRER RAYRER!
Echo #1: RAYRER… RAYRER… RAYRER…
Zed’s thoughts: Wait… why are THEY yelling rayr-
Echo #2: RAYRER… RAYRER… RAYRER…
Zed’s thoughts: Oh yeah… I’m not from this place, which makes ME the Rayrer… silly Rayrer, hahaha!
Echo #3: RAYRER… RAYRER… RAYR-
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Opening Credits
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Re: TEASER: Crystals of Silveria Abridged - Season 2, Episode 8
March 16th 2023, 12:32 am
Okay, here’s a teaser of the next episode (I’m gonna use this as a one-stop hub for each sneak peek from here on out).
Enjoy, Steve!
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Season 2, Episode 8 (SNEAK PEEK)
Scene 1: Unknown Location: Unknown Time of Day
Zed walks through the plain alongside the girl.
Zed: This place is so… ooh, shiny!
Girl: That’s because it’s metal, Zeddy! Don’t you remember?
Zed: For the LAST time, this is my FIRST time in this place, Steve!
Girl: Jen.
Zed: I mean… I’m sure I wouldn’t EVER forget a place as ooh, shiny as THIS…
Jen: Uh, don’t you have amnesia?
Zed: And I’d DEFINITELY not forget you OR your name, Steve.
The girl suddenly stops walking, prompting Zed to also halt movement.
Girl: You really don’t remember visiting?
Zed: Correct.
Jen: Then… you may be a time-traveller.
Zed: Huh. That actually makes sense.
Jen: Then that means you and Laura have yet to be reacquainted, right?
Zed: Y-
Zed’s eyes widen.
Zed: I TOLD them she wasn’t made up!
Jen: Oopsie! Did I just spoil future events?
Zed: Uh-oh… I hope Erik doesn’t find out.
Erik’s voice: OH, FOR BROCC’S SAKE! … AKE… AKE… AKE…
Jen: Suddenly I have a craving for cake…
Zed: Yeah, Erik can be sub… lim… inal…
Jen giggles.
Jen: I forgot how funny you are, Zeddy.
Zed: Wait, really?
Jen: Of course!
Zed: But… why would you spoil that? Didn’t you just hear Erik’s loud yelling?
Erik: THAT WASN’T A BROCCING SPOILER, ZANDER! … DUH… DUH… DUH…
Jen’s eyes widen.
Jen: Did that sound insulting to you?
Zed: Not really, no.
Jen sighs.
Jen’s thoughts: This is gonna be a looooong immeasurable length of time…
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Opening Credits
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Enjoy, Steve!

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Season 2, Episode 8 (SNEAK PEEK)
Scene 1: Unknown Location: Unknown Time of Day
Zed walks through the plain alongside the girl.
Zed: This place is so… ooh, shiny!
Girl: That’s because it’s metal, Zeddy! Don’t you remember?
Zed: For the LAST time, this is my FIRST time in this place, Steve!
Girl: Jen.
Zed: I mean… I’m sure I wouldn’t EVER forget a place as ooh, shiny as THIS…
Jen: Uh, don’t you have amnesia?
Zed: And I’d DEFINITELY not forget you OR your name, Steve.
The girl suddenly stops walking, prompting Zed to also halt movement.
Girl: You really don’t remember visiting?
Zed: Correct.
Jen: Then… you may be a time-traveller.
Zed: Huh. That actually makes sense.
Jen: Then that means you and Laura have yet to be reacquainted, right?
Zed: Y-
Zed’s eyes widen.
Zed: I TOLD them she wasn’t made up!
Jen: Oopsie! Did I just spoil future events?
Zed: Uh-oh… I hope Erik doesn’t find out.
Erik’s voice: OH, FOR BROCC’S SAKE! … AKE… AKE… AKE…
Jen: Suddenly I have a craving for cake…
Zed: Yeah, Erik can be sub… lim… inal…
Jen giggles.
Jen: I forgot how funny you are, Zeddy.
Zed: Wait, really?
Jen: Of course!
Zed: But… why would you spoil that? Didn’t you just hear Erik’s loud yelling?
Erik: THAT WASN’T A BROCCING SPOILER, ZANDER! … DUH… DUH… DUH…
Jen’s eyes widen.
Jen: Did that sound insulting to you?
Zed: Not really, no.
Jen sighs.
Jen’s thoughts: This is gonna be a looooong immeasurable length of time…
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Opening Credits
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