WiiWareWave Comedy Club

Welcome, one and all, to Club WiiWareWave, where anybody gets the chance to be a comedian! To get this thing started, I thought I'd post something of my own creation:

What's the worst thing to say on a boat which has news readers on-board?

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An ancient Egyptian architect fell in love with an unmarried female pharaoh. There was just one problem: she was in love with somebody else! So the architect hatched a plot to seal away the pharaoh's lover; that way, the architect and the pharaoh could be together for all eternity.

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Thank you, you've been an awesome audience!