WiiWareWave Comedy Club

Welcome, one and all, to Club WiiWareWave, where anybody gets the chance to be a comedian! To get this thing started, I thought I'd post something of my own creation:

What's the worst thing to say on a boat which has news readers on-board?

Spoiler:

An ancient Egyptian architect fell in love with an unmarried female pharaoh. There was just one problem: she was in love with somebody else! So the architect hatched a plot to seal away the pharaoh's lover; that way, the architect and the pharaoh could be together for all eternity.

Spoiler:

Thank you, you've been an awesome audience!

Lol!