The “Joke of the Day” Comedy Club

Just thought I’d found a little place for members to post daily jokes.

But first, a few guidelines on participation:

1. No-one who joins in the fun is obligated to post every day; feel free to post every other day, every few days, or whenever the mood takes your fancy

2. If you do participate, please try to post only one joke per 24-hour period (midnight-to-midnight in your time zone); this not only limits unnecessary double-posting, but also encourages you not to use up all your material at once

3. Please keep it PG-friendly. Kids visit this website!

Aight, let’s begin!

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Q. What do you call a pachyderm whose existence is of no consequence?

A. Irrelephant!

Q: What do you call a dairy milk chocolate frog with a bite taken out of it?

A: Semifreddo!