Cranky Kong's Comedy Korner

This is it, the hub for all Nintendo-themed humour on WiiWareWave! This is where you post any humorous joke, limerick, picture, comic panel or news story related to Nintendo in any way, shape or form! I'll kick off the thread with a simple joke I thought of today:

There was once a Pokemon named Lilligant. One day she was walking through Pinwheel Forest with her friend Foongus, enjoying the sunshine beaming through the treetops, when suddenly they came across three very unusual-looking Pokemon named Deoxys, Elgyem and Beheeyem. Deoxys pointed its hand at Foongus and shot him with a beam, causing him to evolve. Lilligant turned to her friend and said, "There are aliens, Amoongus!"

"That was terrible! I've seen better humour in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!"

Wario and Waluigi thought it would be funny to dress up as Bowser to intimidate Mario, but are surprised when Mario jumps on their heads. When they stumble off to take the costume off they are shocked at what they see!
The costume they were wearing was in fact a giant goomba.

Hahahaha!! Nice one, Rukia! xD

Thank you NP.
Does anyone else have a Nintendo joke they want to share?

Peach: Mario why are you spending so much time at the christmas charity with this merluvly lady?
Mario: .......................
Peach: That does I'm giving her a piece of my mind!
Mario: This is a becoming a bad situation.......
Peach: Why you.......!! Oh my is that a beard!

I hope some more members post on this thread, because these are funny lol.

lol so funny.