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We “interview” the so-and-so who spent months trying to track down our next group of diminutive guests… Hoo boy…
WiiWareWave: Hello, ‘Wavers, and welcome to an adequate (and brief) episode of “Good Day, Nintendo!”, the show where we were supposed to have interviewed a gaggle of microscopic guests… wait… is “gaggle” the right word?
Gerry: Well, what would you say is the generic term for a group of things?
WiiWareWave: Hm… how about group?
Gerry: …oh yeah, that makes sense.
WiiWareWave: (Loudly facepalms)
Gerry: What d’you say?
WiiWareWave: If I repeat myself, I’ll end up with a mild concussion at best… ugh…
Gerry: How can you get a concussion from talki-
WiiWareWave: So instead of our intended guests, we’re gonna discuss the freshest of topics in the WiiWareWave community with our very own Gerry the Cameraperson!
Gerry: Uh… that’s “Cameratoad,” actually.
WiiWareWave: Wait… you’re a Toad?!
Gerry: Only my whole life.
WiiWareWave: I… “we hear at WiiWareWave”… assumed you were… well… human.
Gerry: Oh, that is such a homocentric assumption!
WiiWareWave: Homo… centric?
Gerry: Yes! Human-centred! You know how many of your kind automatically assume that all intelligent life bears even a remotely similar appearance to you?
WiiWareWave: Well… you look identical to a human.
Gerry: That’s only because of the hex placed upon me.
WiiWareWave: You’re hexed?!
Gerry: Yeah, but it amn’t all that bad.
WiiWareWave: Wow… we really knew nothing about you before giving you this job.
Gerry: Didn’t you do a background check?
WiiWareWave: Well… no. That was our PR intern.
Gerry: But… I was the PR intern!
WiiWareWave: Huh… no wonder there was no background check…
Gerry: Classic Mary Stu… (shakes head)
WiiWareWave: Well, since you’re a Toad an’ all, that technically makes you a worthy guest!
Gerry: Oh… I never thought of that!
WiiWareWave: So tell our primarily human audience about what it’s like to be a Toad.
Gerry: Oh, it’s ger-reat!
WiiWareWave: (Laughs)
Gerry: Every morning, I get to wake up and splash in puddles outside… unless it hasn’t been raining, which is almost every day… come to think of it, why’d I move to a desert…?
WiiWareWave: Ergonomics?
Gerry: Well, I suppose it is a much shorter trip to the studio every day…
WiiWareWave: How about dietary habits?
Gerry: Oh, I’ll eat anything… (bites into a blueberry muffin)
Cranky’s voice: Where the Fronk is my last muffin?!
WiiWareWave: Is that why the studio’s Super Happy Tree is always fresh out of fruit?
Gerry: Well… heheheh… y-yeah…
WiiWareWave: Understood.
Gerry: Well… I should mention that I hate veggies!
WiiWareWave: You do?
Gerry: Yes, especially turnips. Blyeurgh!
WiiWareWave: Why “especially” turnips?
Gerry: Allergy. My father’s brother’s uncle’s cousin’s former roommate had the same issue.
WiiWareWave: Well, good thing there are no turnips in the Mushroom Kingdom, eh?
Gerry: I’ll say, unlike my original homeland.
WiiWareWave: Original? Aren’t you a Toad?
Gerry: Yeah…?
WiiWareWave: And Toads are the native people of the Mushroom Kingdom, yes?
Gerry: Oh… I see the confusion. I guess that explains why you slapped yourself earlier…
WiiWareWave: I’m way beyond confused…
Gerry: I’m not a Toad, I’m a Toad.
WiiWareWave: …okay?
Gerry: Our species’ names are very similar.
WiiWareWave: …alright?
Gerry: I’m a member of the Mamu family line.
WiiWareWave: As in… Wart Mamu of Subcon?!
Gerry: Ger-yep! My full name and title is Geraldo Mamu, Earl of Cath-Erin-Eggl.
WiiWareWave: We had royalty in our technical team all this time?! Why didn’t you tell us?!
Gerry: Because I’m not so shallow that I’d allow title and status to dictate others’ opinions of me. I’d rather be my own weird wonder.
WiiWareWave: Well, things are gonna be different around here now that the frog’s outta the pond.
Gerry: No it isn’t.
WiiWareWave: What do you mean?
Gerry: This has already happened nine-thousand times before.
WiiWareWave: I think we’d remember a secret this huge, Geraldo!
Gerry: Evidently not…
WiiWareWave: But-
Gerry: (Throws amnesia dust in the air)
WiiWareWave: …hm? What the…?! Gerry, there’s dust everywhere!
Gerry: Well… yeah. The studio’s been empty for months, eh?
WiiWareWave: But what about the janitorial team?
Gerry: They quit. Don’t you remember?
WiiWareWave: I think I’d remember something like that… and what’s the ETA of our next guest?
Gerry: Sorry, no can do. Recent game releases have them swamped in PR stuff, gero-gero.
WiiWareWave: All because of three Pikmin games?
Gerry: No. Tears of the Kingdom. (sobs)
WiiWareWave: Aw, cheer up, bud… look, you try your best, and that’s what counts, right?
Gerry: Y-Yeah… you’re right.
WiiWareWave: And who knows? The perfect idea may just drop in from the sky, eh?
(Suddenly, the cardboard standee of Falco Lombardi drops from the ceiling onto Gerry’s head)
WiiWareWave: What the Fronk?!
Gerry: Oh… I wondered when that’d happen…
WiiWareWave: Are you alright, dude?!
Gerry: Actually, yeah… ‘cos I just got an idea…
WiiWareWave: Hello, ‘Wavers, and welcome to an adequate (and brief) episode of “Good Day, Nintendo!”, the show where we were supposed to have interviewed a gaggle of microscopic guests… wait… is “gaggle” the right word?
Gerry: Well, what would you say is the generic term for a group of things?
WiiWareWave: Hm… how about group?
Gerry: …oh yeah, that makes sense.
WiiWareWave: (Loudly facepalms)
Gerry: What d’you say?
WiiWareWave: If I repeat myself, I’ll end up with a mild concussion at best… ugh…
Gerry: How can you get a concussion from talki-
WiiWareWave: So instead of our intended guests, we’re gonna discuss the freshest of topics in the WiiWareWave community with our very own Gerry the Cameraperson!
Gerry: Uh… that’s “Cameratoad,” actually.
WiiWareWave: Wait… you’re a Toad?!
Gerry: Only my whole life.
WiiWareWave: I… “we hear at WiiWareWave”… assumed you were… well… human.
Gerry: Oh, that is such a homocentric assumption!
WiiWareWave: Homo… centric?
Gerry: Yes! Human-centred! You know how many of your kind automatically assume that all intelligent life bears even a remotely similar appearance to you?
WiiWareWave: Well… you look identical to a human.
Gerry: That’s only because of the hex placed upon me.
WiiWareWave: You’re hexed?!
Gerry: Yeah, but it amn’t all that bad.
WiiWareWave: Wow… we really knew nothing about you before giving you this job.
Gerry: Didn’t you do a background check?
WiiWareWave: Well… no. That was our PR intern.
Gerry: But… I was the PR intern!
WiiWareWave: Huh… no wonder there was no background check…
Gerry: Classic Mary Stu… (shakes head)
WiiWareWave: Well, since you’re a Toad an’ all, that technically makes you a worthy guest!
Gerry: Oh… I never thought of that!
WiiWareWave: So tell our primarily human audience about what it’s like to be a Toad.
Gerry: Oh, it’s ger-reat!
WiiWareWave: (Laughs)
Gerry: Every morning, I get to wake up and splash in puddles outside… unless it hasn’t been raining, which is almost every day… come to think of it, why’d I move to a desert…?
WiiWareWave: Ergonomics?
Gerry: Well, I suppose it is a much shorter trip to the studio every day…
WiiWareWave: How about dietary habits?
Gerry: Oh, I’ll eat anything… (bites into a blueberry muffin)
Cranky’s voice: Where the Fronk is my last muffin?!
WiiWareWave: Is that why the studio’s Super Happy Tree is always fresh out of fruit?
Gerry: Well… heheheh… y-yeah…
WiiWareWave: Understood.
Gerry: Well… I should mention that I hate veggies!
WiiWareWave: You do?
Gerry: Yes, especially turnips. Blyeurgh!
WiiWareWave: Why “especially” turnips?
Gerry: Allergy. My father’s brother’s uncle’s cousin’s former roommate had the same issue.
WiiWareWave: Well, good thing there are no turnips in the Mushroom Kingdom, eh?
Gerry: I’ll say, unlike my original homeland.
WiiWareWave: Original? Aren’t you a Toad?
Gerry: Yeah…?
WiiWareWave: And Toads are the native people of the Mushroom Kingdom, yes?
Gerry: Oh… I see the confusion. I guess that explains why you slapped yourself earlier…
WiiWareWave: I’m way beyond confused…
Gerry: I’m not a Toad, I’m a Toad.
WiiWareWave: …okay?
Gerry: Our species’ names are very similar.
WiiWareWave: …alright?
Gerry: I’m a member of the Mamu family line.
WiiWareWave: As in… Wart Mamu of Subcon?!
Gerry: Ger-yep! My full name and title is Geraldo Mamu, Earl of Cath-Erin-Eggl.
WiiWareWave: We had royalty in our technical team all this time?! Why didn’t you tell us?!
Gerry: Because I’m not so shallow that I’d allow title and status to dictate others’ opinions of me. I’d rather be my own weird wonder.
WiiWareWave: Well, things are gonna be different around here now that the frog’s outta the pond.
Gerry: No it isn’t.
WiiWareWave: What do you mean?
Gerry: This has already happened nine-thousand times before.
WiiWareWave: I think we’d remember a secret this huge, Geraldo!
Gerry: Evidently not…
WiiWareWave: But-
Gerry: (Throws amnesia dust in the air)
WiiWareWave: …hm? What the…?! Gerry, there’s dust everywhere!
Gerry: Well… yeah. The studio’s been empty for months, eh?
WiiWareWave: But what about the janitorial team?
Gerry: They quit. Don’t you remember?
WiiWareWave: I think I’d remember something like that… and what’s the ETA of our next guest?
Gerry: Sorry, no can do. Recent game releases have them swamped in PR stuff, gero-gero.
WiiWareWave: All because of three Pikmin games?
Gerry: No. Tears of the Kingdom. (sobs)
WiiWareWave: Aw, cheer up, bud… look, you try your best, and that’s what counts, right?
Gerry: Y-Yeah… you’re right.
WiiWareWave: And who knows? The perfect idea may just drop in from the sky, eh?
(Suddenly, the cardboard standee of Falco Lombardi drops from the ceiling onto Gerry’s head)
WiiWareWave: What the Fronk?!
Gerry: Oh… I wondered when that’d happen…
WiiWareWave: Are you alright, dude?!
Gerry: Actually, yeah… ‘cos I just got an idea…
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