Hello, and welcome to the first installment of Good Day Nintendo, where we interview the characters and creatures of the games you know and love so well! Today, we interview Mario and Luigi, twin brothers who rescue the Mushroom Kingdom...uh, from the brink of disaster on a regular...I'm sorry, but who are you?
Wario: I'm-a Wario!
WiiWareWave: Oh, I thought we were just interviewing Mario and Luigi...
Mario: We're sorry. Once he found out about the interview he absolutely insisted on coming.
WiiWareWave: I see...well, we'll try to squeeze some questions for him as well.
Wario: Don't worry. You won't even know I'm-a here. (farts)
WiiWareWave: Uh...okay. Now, Luigi.
WiiWareWave: The world has just finished celebrating a year dedicated to your role in the Mario series. How was the experience from your perspective?
Luigi: It was certainly a far cry from what I'm used to. In fact, I heard reports that my cries of joy were heard all the way in Sarasaland when I found out.
WiiWareWave: And how were you informed of this?
Luigi: Well, Daisy - she's the princess of Sarasaland - called me to see if I was okay ten seconds after I cried out!
WiiWareWave: Wow, that must be one powerful voice you have! (laughs)
Luigi: You should have heard me during my ghost-sucking adventures! (laughs)
Wario: Well, I have the loudest belch in the world! Wanna hear?
WiiWareWave: Perhaps another time.
WiiWareWave: Now, Mario.
WiiWareWave: Wii U owners are anticipating the upcoming release of Mario Kart 8. Are there any secrets you can tell us?
Mario: Well, I'm-a not one to kiss and tell, but...this time is no exception. If I spoil anything, I'll-a be instantly disqualified, and nobody wants to play a game called "Kart 8", am I-a right? (winks)
WiiWareWave: Too true! (laughs)
Wario: (loudly clears throat)
Wario: You wanna hear my belch now?
WiiWareWave: No, we have a question for you.
Wario: Oh, okay then!
WiiWareWave: So your friendship with Mario got off to a rocky start. Any thoughts you'd like to share?
Wario: What's to share? I-a saw a nice castle, I-a squatted in it, I-a was kicked out by its rightful owner. Next question!
WiiWareWave: Uh...okay. What's the deal with Waluigi? Is he your brother? Cousin? Father? Son from the distant future? Some lookalike who keeps randomly turning up at big events?
Wario: ...huh? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Next question!
WiiWareWave: Okay then. How is it running your own game company, WarioWare, Incorporated?
Wario: "Incorporated"? No, no, it's WarioWare, Inc., like the ink of a delicious Blooper ink milkshake.
WiiWareWave: Thank you for that disturbing mental image.
Wario: You're welcome. Hey, you're not a bad guy at all!
WiiWareWave: Uh...thank you?
Wario: Wait a minute...I-a know why you don't wanna hear me belch! You're a fart guy!
WiiWareWave: Come again?
Wario: Hold on while I... (groans loudly)
WiiWareWave: Wait...no, don't-
Wario: (let's out a tremendous fart)
Everybody else: (passes out)
Join us next time when we interview Pokémon Trainer Red. See you then!
A big thank you to mariowiki.com for the images!
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Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."
What happens when you take an animé series written by some random dude from Down Underland and abridge the Brocc out of it until it's a hilarious, muddvak cheesy, spoiler-fuelled self-parody that puts even the Butt Mode Super-Shorts to shame?
Well, you get... whatever the Brocc this mess calls itself...
Crystals of Silveria Abridged: Now "broadcasting in syndication" right here on WiiWareWave!
DISCLAIMER: The writer takes no responsibility for any split sides, tear shortages and lack of walls of the fourth kind. Seriously, the entire thing is one giant SPOILER WARNING, so click the above link with caution.
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