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Brocc Farshot's Joke Book - A Book of Jokes by Brocc Farshot (obviously) Empty Brocc Farshot's Joke Book - A Book of Jokes by Brocc Farshot (obviously)

on November 2nd 2020, 3:58 pm
Q. How many Bryns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. That depends. Bryn's canonical height at sunrise is 3' 2" (about one metre), so if said lightbulb is on an eight-foot-tall ceiling, she won't be able to change it without the aid of a tall ladder or Zander Starmute's shoulders!

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Q. Did you hear the one about the echomite?

A. Uh, YEAH, like a thousand miles away!

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Q. What's the best way to deal with an unliterate barbarian?

A. Run! (I mean, it was stupid to insult them in the first place. It's just common sense, right?)
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Brocc Farshot's Joke Book - A Book of Jokes by Brocc Farshot (obviously) Empty Re: Brocc Farshot's Joke Book - A Book of Jokes by Brocc Farshot (obviously)

on November 7th 2020, 5:05 pm
(Announcer at a Spelling Cakefly... because bees don't exist in Junihoshi and Thalasera... get it?)

Announcer: Contestant number Py, your word... is "S***".

Py: Uh... could you please use it in a sentence?

Announcer: "Ooh, that S***..."

Py: Uh... could I please use my one-off extra sentence?

Announcer: "Oh, that S*** REALLY makes my blood boil!"

Py: Uh... may I please call a friend?

Announcer: Yes, you may.

Py: HEY, SHELLEY! HOW DO YOU SPELL S***?

Shelley: UH... I... I THINK THERE'S A "T" IN IT...?

Py: OH... THANKS ANYWAY!

Shelley: NO PROB... WAIT... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ANYWAY"...?

(Clears throat)

Py: S***... "S-V-E-N"... S***.

Announcer: Correct! Ooh, that S***...

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Oh, here's a good joke for ya: "Bryn!" ...what? I said a good jo-

THUD!

"The jokes told herein do NOT reflect the humour of anyone other than a temporarily unconscious and minimally concussed Brocc Farshot. We will return you to your regularly scheduled terrible and cringey book of jokes, puns and redundant gag-inducing gags shortly."
~Love, Bryn~
I love you

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Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."

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What happens when you take an animé series written by some random dude from Down Underland and abridge the Brocc out of it until it's a hilarious, muddvak cheesy, spoiler-fuelled self-parody that puts even the Butt Mode Super-Shorts to shame?

Well, you get... whatever the Brocc this mess calls itself... Brocc Farshot's Joke Book - A Book of Jokes by Brocc Farshot (obviously) 1625187496

Crystals of Silveria Abridged
: Now "broadcasting in syndication" right here on WiiWareWave! Brocc Farshot's Joke Book - A Book of Jokes by Brocc Farshot (obviously) 631737971

DISCLAIMER:
The writer takes no responsibility for any split sides, tear shortages and lack of walls of the fourth kind. Seriously, the entire thing is one giant SPOILER WARNING, so click the above link with caution. Razz
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