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November 2nd 2020, 3:58 pm
Q. How many Bryns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. That depends. Bryn's canonical height at sunrise is 3' 2" (about one metre), so if said lightbulb is on an eight-foot-tall ceiling, she won't be able to change it without the aid of a tall ladder or Zander Starmute's shoulders!

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Q. Did you hear the one about the echomite?

A. Uh, YEAH, like a thousand miles away!

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Q. What's the best way to deal with an unliterate barbarian?

A. Run! (I mean, it was stupid to insult them in the first place. It's just common sense, right?)

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November 7th 2020, 5:05 pm
(Announcer at a Spelling Cakefly... because bees don't exist in Junihoshi and Thalasera... get it?)

Announcer: Contestant number Py, your word... is "S***".

Py: Uh... could you please use it in a sentence?

Announcer: "Ooh, that S***..."

Py: Uh... could I please use my one-off extra sentence?

Announcer: "Oh, that S*** REALLY makes my blood boil!"

Py: Uh... may I please call a friend?

Announcer: Yes, you may.

Py: HEY, SHELLEY! HOW DO YOU SPELL S***?

Shelley: UH... I... I THINK THERE'S A "T" IN IT...?

Py: OH... THANKS ANYWAY!

Shelley: NO PROB... WAIT... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ANYWAY"...?

(Clears throat)

Py: S***... "S-V-E-N"... S***.

Announcer: Correct! Ooh, that S***...

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Oh, here's a good joke for ya: "Bryn!" ...what? I said a good jo-

THUD!

"The jokes told herein do NOT reflect the humour of anyone other than a temporarily unconscious and minimally concussed Brocc Farshot. We will return you to your regularly scheduled terrible and cringey book of jokes, puns and redundant gag-inducing gags shortly."
~Love, Bryn~
I love you

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Ready for new details on Zed's backstory? Origin of Zed: The Tenth Seed - Coming Soon!

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What happens when you take an animé series written by some random dude from Down Underland and abridge the Brocc out of it until it's a hilarious, muddvak cheesy, spoiler-fuelled self-parody that puts even the Butt Mode Super-Shorts to shame?

Well, you get... whatever the Brocc this mess calls itself... Brocc Farshot's Joke Book - A Book of Jokes by Brocc Farshot (obviously) 1625187496

Crystals of Silveria Abridged
: Now "broadcasting in syndication" right here on WiiWareWave! Brocc Farshot's Joke Book - A Book of Jokes by Brocc Farshot (obviously) 631737971

DISCLAIMER:
The author takes no responsibility for any split sides, tear shortages and lack of walls of the fourth kind. Seriously, the entire thing is one giant SPOILER WARNING, so click the above link with caution. Razz

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November 29th 2020, 8:30 pm
Lol. Smug

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January 6th 2021, 10:47 pm
Q. What's the best way to deal with an unliterate barbarian?

(Cricket chirp sounds)

Uh... hello?

(Voice echoes. Cricket chirp sounds... again.)

Is... anyone here? Also, how the Brocc are there crickets on Junihoshi...?

Bryn: You already SAID that joke, Dumdum!

Brocc: I did...? Oh yeah...

Bryn: What you need, my friend, is some fresh material.

Brocc: Oh, really? And where do you expect me to FIND such “fresh material”, huh? In my special “organic comedy material garden”?

(Bryn giggles.)

Brocc: Or how about Inkopolis, where EVERYTHING’S fresh?

(Bryn laughs.)

Brocc: Hey, stop laughing at-

Bryn: Now THAT’S funny!

Brocc: My face does NOT look like... uh... it is...?

Bryn: Yep! Funny AND spur-of-the-moment!

Brocc: Wow, for realises?!

Inklein: Yeah! Bryndee is right, Green Purple Squiggles Jr. Jr.! Your face DOES look like a Izzet, hahaha!

Brocc: Wow... so THAT’S the secret!

Bryn: Yep! Don’t try too hard!

Brocc: Oh, okay. Let’s see...

(Clears throat.)

Brocc: What’s the deal with airline food?

Bryn: Aaaaand... you ruined it. That’s SO 1980s or whatever... come along, Inklein.

Inklein: Okay, Bryndee!

(Leaves.)

Brocc: I mean... Inklein food! What’s with Inklein food? Purple is SO not a flavour, amirite?

(Cricket chirps sound.)

Brocc: Hello?!

(Voice echoes. Cricket chirps sound.)

Brocc: Seriously... HOW are there crickets in here?!

(Cricket chirps, followed by someone yelling “LBW! FOOOOOUL!”)

Brocc: Oh, never mind...


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February 18th 2021, 11:08 pm
Oh, here's a good'un! (That's Dwarv for "good one". Thobrun's been teaching me his peoples' native language. Funny... I thought Common was the native language of fildwarv... Oh, "HILL-dvahrv" is Dwarv for "hill dwarf". But that's not the joke!):

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A camera recounts how they and their group of friends reacted when stumbling across a scary monster in the Urban Jungle:

"Yeah, I captured it alright. Hero of the hour, at least according to Digital Alarm Clock... dude wouldn't shut up about it. Every five minutes like... well, like clockwork. Excuse the pun.

"My OTHER pals were useless, to say the least! LCD Monitor froze, Wiki Article offered nothing but blatantly incorrect information, and as for .exe File? All they could do was run!

"Oh, and who gets all the credit? A little thing named Everyday Transaction Account! I do all the work, and THEY get all the perks and privileges simply for having no annual fees! How is that fair?!

"Ugh... this is EXACTLY like when I caught DVD-ROM Burner cheating the system by partaking in video game piracy, only for Latest Smartphone Model's pic to be chosen just because they have a 3 megapixel lens!

"But just between you and me... they were only chosen because they're slimmer and prettier. I swear, it's tough being an Outdated Digital Camera in the modern world... still, at least my firmware doesn't need updating every 30 seconds.

"Did I mention my brand name? silverfox. Yup, I'm worth more figures than Digital Calculator over there, who only ever seems to have crude humour on display. I mean... the solution to 2,002 × 4,000 + 135 stopped being funny when we left Elementary school! Grow UP, dude!

"Plus, shares in silverfox are at an all-time high, just like those of my buddy Private Passenger Jet. In summary, as my cousin Pocket Creature Encyclopædia always says, "DATA NOT FOUND". Words of wisdom if ever there were any...

"Wait... have I heard giggling this entire interview? Laugh Track, is that you in the audience? HA! I knew it! Good to see you! Oh... "see"... camera pun, lol!"

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Ready for new details on Zed's backstory? Origin of Zed: The Tenth Seed - Coming Soon!

***
What happens when you take an animé series written by some random dude from Down Underland and abridge the Brocc out of it until it's a hilarious, muddvak cheesy, spoiler-fuelled self-parody that puts even the Butt Mode Super-Shorts to shame?

Well, you get... whatever the Brocc this mess calls itself... Brocc Farshot's Joke Book - A Book of Jokes by Brocc Farshot (obviously) 1625187496

Crystals of Silveria Abridged
: Now "broadcasting in syndication" right here on WiiWareWave! Brocc Farshot's Joke Book - A Book of Jokes by Brocc Farshot (obviously) 631737971

DISCLAIMER:
The author takes no responsibility for any split sides, tear shortages and lack of walls of the fourth kind. Seriously, the entire thing is one giant SPOILER WARNING, so click the above link with caution. Razz
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