I'm scared of ghosts.

Alright… who used all the Ghost-B-Gone? Hm? Hm?

@TheRealSquigley Need a Spirit Detective? I'm pretty known not to toot my own horn.

@ToughGamer You’re hired! :ghostbusters:

@TheRealSquigley The ghosts have launched a counter-offensive!

I think I see tumbleweeds blowing across the forum lol.

@Towafan7 Where’s Green Mario when you need ‘im, eh?

@“Aqua Cherry Blossom” Okay, you win the “WTFronk?!” Award!

@TheRealSquigley Ghosts? What ghosts?

Joke time!

A ghastly group of Ghost-type Pokémon were involved in a scuffle and caused each other to faint. There were no survivors, though thanks to the efforts of the local Pokémon Center Nurse, all allegedly accused accursed Pokémon who took part in the unceremoniously unsanctioned spectacle have made a complete 100% full recovery.

We spoke with one noteworthy Pokémon Professor about how these spookily standoffish spectres were able to best one another despite their being incorporeal, with his hypothesis being that ghosts are afraid of the dark and also other ghosts because it just makes sense.

He then made a request for our crew to conduct no further interviews and background checks because what {he} says is already backed by science, and gave a surprisingly suspicious suggestion to just ask Agatha and Morty and Phoebe and Fantina and Acerialieralalala (or whatever her name is) and that weird kid who looks like the freaky spawn of a Shy Guy and a Gyroid… HAHA!

We will bring you more on this already concluded chronicle of circumstances as and when they develop… this is Gabby Giblestone from PNN, reporting live from La[#STATIC#]adio Tower.

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Pokémon Channel… LIVE!

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And now it’s time for…

Prof. Oak’s Pokémon Talk!

With me, Mary!

Oak: Misdreavus
can be found around
Silver Cave!

Mary: Misdreavus
is surprisingly
f-

Oak: Alright, I admit it!
I got my doctorate from
a box of Mantine-Os!

Mary: Mantine
is unmistakably
electrifying.

There are ghosts of ghosts on the forums now.

@OrionJZed I am honestly shocked that we almost had 500 simultaneous visitors on our website at one point back on December 4th of last year! 

@KeAfan7 Yeah, what was up with that?

Git outta here ghosts!

Ghost clusters detected, beginning busting procedure!

It's official. WiiWareWave is a portal to the spirit world....