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November 25th 2020, 12:38 am
Anyone heard of Dragon Ball Z Kai, the bite-sized version of DBZ for those with busy schedules, short attention spans and/or the name Inklein Schminklein? Well, this is that, but for Squigley no Densetsu. It’s Squigley’s chapter... in digest form! (Digest? Like, ew or whatever...)

***
Episode 1: Squid Rescue Time! Koi
Spoiler:
Scene 1: Inkopolis Square

Squilma pops out of the drain.

Squilma: Well, THAT was exhilarating! Now what to-

Squigley: AAH! Reel monsters!

Squilma: Oh no! Someone’s in trou-

Squilma sighs.

Squilma: It’s just a guy being poked by a harmless jellyfish.

Squigley: You saved me. Thanks!

Squilma: Uh... okay...? Who are you?

Squigley: A human! Uh... possibly...

Squilma: Yeah, right! You’re an Inkling.

Squigley. Oh. Um... neat.

Squilma: I’m-a call you Squigley.

Squigley: Shore.

Squilma: Come on, let’s play some Turf War.

Squigley: Turf what?

Squilma: WHAT?!

Squigley: What?

Squilma: What...?

Squigley: Uh... what?

Squilma: Am I speaking Dubble Bath or something?

Squigley: I dunno...

Squigley: Come on!

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Scene 2: Ammo Knights

Squilma: Squiggles doesn’t have a weapon.

Sheldon: WHAT?!

Squilma: What?

Sheldon: What...?

Squilma: Uh... what?

Squigley: Whoa... déjà vu.

Sheldon: Déjà what?

Squigley: WHAT?!

Sheldon: What?

Squigley: What?

Sheldon: What?

Squigley: What?

Sheldon: What...?

Squigley: Uh... hm... well... uh... what?

Squilma groans

Two hours later...


Sheldon: What?

Squigley: What?

Sheldon: What?

Squigley: Uh-

Screams are heard outside.

Sheldon: Oh no! Octarian invasion!

Squilma: Thank freshness! I-I mean... “Oh no... Octarians... aaaaaaah.

Squigley: Uh-

Squilma: Let’s go, Squiggles!

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Scene 3: Inkopolis Square

Squilma: Where are those Oct-

Random extra: It’s Off the Hook! AAAAAAAH!

Squilma: Oh... never mind, then.

Squigley: Hey, is Marina an Oct-

Squilma: Wanna check out my pad?

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Scene 4: Squilma’s Pad

Squilma: Okay, here we are!

Squigley: It’s nice.

Squilma: You better believe it! Wanna board here as my roomie?

Squigley: Uh... I’m male, though.

Squilma: Not “Woomy”, ROOMIE! As in “roommate”.

Squigley: Oh... ‘kay.

Squilma: Cool. I’m going out until morning. Help yourself to some totally-not-expired juice.

Squigley: I’d actually prefer some water instead...

Squilma: Okay, enough with the whole “I’m a mythical creature” gag, hahaha!

Squigley: Yes... “gag”...

Squilma: Oh, and feel free to use that journal, if you like.

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Squilma leaves.

Squigley: Ooh, nice journal!

Squigley’s Journal - Episode 1

’sup, journal? This is my first entry...well, obviously. Anyway, I woke up yesterday with amnesia. Turns out I’m an “Inkling”, whatever THAT is... oh, and I made a friend named Squilma Cray! Here’s a pic:

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Squigley


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November 28th 2020, 11:23 pm
Episode 2: Surf and Turf! Koi
Spoiler:
Scene 1: Inkopolis Square

Squigley and Squilma are in Inkopolis Square.

Squigley: Such a terrific day.

Squilma: Agreed. It IS a-

Voice: YOOHOO!

Squilma: -terrible day... sigh...

Squigley: Uh... that’s not what I-

Inklinda: Hey there, former B.F.F.

Squilma: Former B.F.-what?

Inklinda: WHAT?!

Squilma: What?

Inklinda: Like... what?

Squilma: “Like”? What is-

Inklein: Silly Wilma! It’s not “What is?”, it’s “WHAT?!” Silly Wilma, heheheh...

Squigley: Oh... NOW I get it...

Inklinda: Like, go away, newbie.

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Squigley walks away.

Squilma: That was mean, Stinklinda.

Inklinda: Like... or whatever.

Squilma: Is... that it?

Inklinda: Duh! Like, what do you think “Koi” MEANS, Blabberella?!

Inklein: Oh... is Blabberella your codename in the New Squidring Platoon, Wilma?

Squilma: What?

Inklein: Uh... oh... is Blabberella your-

Inklinda: Silly Inkle-butt! You didn’t, like, do the “What? WHAT?! What...?” running gag! Silly Inkle-butt or whatever, hahahahaha!

Inklein: Oh... hahaha, that’s a good one, Orange Scrubberella!

Inklinda: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Inklein: Uh... What? WHAT?! What...? Did I did it right that time, Lindie?

Inklinda: ...or whatever.

Squilma: I’m going to comfort Squigley. THEN, I’m gonna splat you for being a big, bad bully!

Inklinda: In Turf War, you mean?

Squilma: Uh... shore, I guess...

Inklinda: Good. See you at The Reef.

Squilma: ‘Kay.

Scene 2: Deca Tower

Squilma: There you are, Squiggles! How are you holding up?

Squigley is eating a Crusty Seanwich.

Squigley: Uh... with my hands. I thought it was obvious.

Squilma: Not the food! I meant emotionally.

Squigley: Oh... considering I was inked asunder by your friend-

Squilma: Okay, Inklinda is NOT my-

Squigley: -pretty good. All I needed was a quick bite.

Random extra: Whoa, check out the dweeb!

Squilma snatches the Seanwich and throws it.

Random extra: Ow! HEY! Mmm...

Squigley: Aw...

Squilma: I know what’ll cheer you up: some Turf War!

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Scene 3: The Reef

Judd: Meow. ”Not-Inklinda’s team WINS!”

Inklinda: Aw, we lost...

Squilma: Serves you RIGHT, Orange Scrubberella!

Inklinda: HEY!

Squigley: I thought you did well, Inklinda.

Inklinda: Hey, that was NICE, newbie! Wait a minute... why do I, like, suddenly feel all warm and fuzzy inside or whatever...?

Squilma: Aw, Orange Squinn-woman... you DO have a heart!

Inklein: Silly Wilma! It isn’t “Orange Squinn-woman”, it’s “Orange SCRUBBERELLA”! Silly Wilma!

Inklinda: Ugh... I’m surrounded by squidiots... well, except one, teehee!

Inklein: Is it me?

Inklinda throws a Seanwich into Inklein’s face.

Inklein: Ow! HEY! Mmm...

Squigley’s Journal: Volume 2

’sup, Journal! I played a private Turf War match. It was fun! Oh, and here’s a picture of me with Squilma’s not-friend:

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-Squigley


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December 2nd 2020, 12:58 am
Episode 3: Squid Pro, Go! Koi
Spoiler:
Scene 1: Inkopolis Square

Squigley and Squilma stand in Inkopolis Square.

Squilma: So... wanna do some Ranked Battle?

Squigley: Ranked what?

Squilma: WHAT?!

Squigley: What?

Squilma: What...?

Squigley: I said, “Ranked what?”

Squilma: Yeah, I know. That’s why I said, “WHAT?!”

Squigley: Why?

Squilma: No, not “Why?”. “WHAT?!”

Squigley: No, I mean... why did you repeat your first “WHAT?!” when... oh, the running gag.

Squilma: Yes, the running gag. Speaking of which...

Squika slides past Squilma at high speed, spattering purple ink as he goes.

Squika: Sliding through! WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP!

Squilma dry-heaves.

Squilma: Welp, there goes MY appetite...

Inklein: Silly Wilma! That wasn’t Ammo Knights, it was SQUEAKY! Silly Wilma, hahaha!

Squilma: Ugh... it’s THOSE two...

Inklein: Silly Wilma! I’m not those two, I’m THAT ONE! Silly Wilma, hahaha!

Squilma: Then what do you call... wait... where’s Inklinda...?

Inklein: Silly Wilma! It isn’t “Waitress Inklinda”, it’s “Bubblegum scraper LINDIE”! Silly Wilma, hahaha!

Squilma: Ugh... well, that’s ONE less annoyance, at least.

Squilma wrings purple ink from her beanie. Inklein dry-heaves.

Inklein: You’re sickeningly pretty when your hair is naked, Wilma...

Squilma: Aw, that’s technically the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me, Inkle-butt... teehee!

Squigley: So...

Squilma: Oh yeah... wanna Turf War?

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Squigley’s Journal: Case File 3

So, Squilma and I formed a Ranked Battle team! It’s fun, even though a certain Inkling known as Squika Udon, who shall remain anonymous to ensure their safety from a certain Squilma Anomalocaris Cray, hijacked our signup. On an unrelated note, here’s a pic of myself with Inklinda’s friend, Inklein:

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-Squigley


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December 13th 2020, 3:41 am
Squigley Shorts: Makin' it Rain! Koi
Spoiler:
Scene

Squigley, Squilma and a bunch of others are standing on the podium.

Judd: Meow. ("u win lol")

Squilma: Yay! We won your first Rainmaker sesh, Squiggles!

Squigley: Yay!

Squika: I'm just glad you EVENTUALLY figured out how to use the fish-cannon...

Squigley: The fish-what?

Squika: WHAT?!

Squigley: What?

Squika: What?

Squigley: What...?

Squika: I said, "-

Squilma: Darn it, Squika! He gets the idea!

Squigley: The what?

Squilma: WHAT?!

Squigley: What?

Squilma: What?

Squika: Pardon...?

Squilma: Darn it, Squika! You messed it up with your squeird lib!

Squika: Sorry...

Squigley: Even so... WOW, that was hard...

Squilma: Well, maybe SQUAM should've gone EASIER on you, right, Squam?

Squam opens his mouth to speak.

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January 7th 2021, 3:04 am
Episode 4: Tako Yucky! Koi
Spoiler:
Scene 1: The Shoal

Squilma and Squika sit at the counter.

Squilma: Ugh... okay, I get that this is a birthday party and all that, Squeirdo, but that’s your 88th glass of tootfruit juice!

Inklein: Silly Wilma! This isn’t tootfruit juice, it’s CANTELOUPE juice! Silly Wilma, hahaha!

Squilma: What the... Inklein?!

Inklein: That’s my name, don’t wear it out!

Squilma: Silly Inklein! You don’t WEAR names, you HAVE them! Silly Inklein, hahahAAAAAH! Now I’m starting to sound like you!

Jellyfish bartender: Heheh... you sound like an old married couple!

Squilma: Married WHAT?!

Jellyfish bartender: What?

Squilma: What?

Jellyfish bartender: What...?

Squilma: Wait a parsec... Jellyfish don’t speak!

Inklein: Don’t what?

Squilma: WHAT?!

Inklein: What?

Squilma: What?

Jellyfish bartender: Bloop?

Squilma: Bloop...? I mean... what...?

Inklein: My headmussel hurts... I’m gonna go...

Inklein leaves The Shoal.

Squilma: Good, now we can get this scene back on track.

Jellyfish bartender: Bloop?

Squilma: BLOOP?!

Jellyfish bartender: What?

Squilma: Bloop? I mean... WHAT?!

Scene 2: Inkopolis Square

Squika slides up to Squigley, who’s staring at Marina with a concerned expression.

Squika: Is... there a reason you’re staring at Marina, Squigley?

Inklein: Silly Squeaky! Her name isn’t Marina Squigley, it’s DJ_HYPERFRESH! Silly Squeaky, hahaha!

Squika: Inklein...? Isn’t Squigley supposed to be in this scene instead of you?

Inklein: Uh...

Murch: He just got got arrested by the cops for loiterin’, dudes.

Inklein: Hey, my cousin Officer Inkstein is a police!

Squika: Really...? Oh... I knew that 88th cup of tootfruit juice was a mista- *LOUD, VISIBLE FART*

Inklein: Hahaha! That’s a good one, Stunky! Well, I’m going back inside...

Inklein enters The Shoal.

Squilma’s voice: What?

Jellyfish bartender’s voice: Bloop?

Squilma’s voice: What?

Inklein’s voice: Bloop...?

Jellyfish bartender’s voice: WHAT?!

Scene 3: Apartment

Squigley opens his eyes.

Squigley: Ugh... I feel like I was rendered unconscious by some kind of agent...

Agent 3: I’m Agent 3. I knocked you out to keep you quiet.

Squigley: Wow, I was right... LITERALLY.

Agent 3: You yakked on and on and on and-

*FLASHBACK MONTAGE WIPE*

Agent 3: Ssh!

Squigley: WHAT?!

Agent 3: SSH!

***
Squigley: What?

Agent 3: SSH!

***
Squigley: What...?

Agent 3: Sigh... deploying tootfruit gas...

Agent 3 pulls back Squigley’s Painter’s Mask and drops a small capsule inside.

Squigley: Tootfruit what?

A tiny fart sound is heard as the scene cuts to black.

*FLASH BACK TO SCENE*

Squigley: Oh...

Agent 3: Yeah, so... keep it down.

Squigley: ‘Kay.

The front door opens and Inklein walks in.

Agent 3: Wait... Inklein?

Inklein: Yay! Wiggles and Scrubberella are here!

Squigley: Scrubber who?

Agent 3: WHO?!

Squigley: Who?

Inklein: Silly Wiggles and Scrubberella! It isn’t “Who”, it’s “THE DOCTOR”! Silly Wiggles and Scrubberella, hahaha!

Agent 3: Okay, let’s just get to the botched safehouse scene before things get even more convoluted story-wise.

Inklein: ‘Kay.

Squigley: Uh... Inklein just said my-

Scene 4: Parking Lot

Squigley and Agent 3 are standing inside the safehouse.

Agent 3: Well, here we are.

Squigley: Noice.

Agent 3: The entire place is “hidden” by a “cloaking device” that “works perfectly”, so you should be safe from DJ Octavio.

Squigley: ‘Kay, thanks.

Agent 3: Bye.

Squigley: Bye.

We cut to a view outside. Inklein is staring at Squigley.

Inklein: Silly Shelmet! The cloaking device is malfunctioning! Silly Shelmet, hahaha!

Scene 5: Inkblot Art Academy

Inklinda is drawing a picture of Inklein.

Inklinda: There... like, what do you think of my drawing, Inklein?

Squika: Well, it’s an impressive likeness to be sure.

Inklinda: Aw thanks, Inkle... wait... Squika?!

Squika: That’s my name, don’t wear it out!

Inklein drawing: Silly Squeaky! You don’t WEAR names, you HAVE them! Silly Squeaky, hahaha!

Squika: AAH! A talking drawing! That thing should be expelliarmussed RIGHT out of this school, pronto!

Inklinda: Um... what?

Squika: Nice try, but I’m not going to do the running gag. It’s been plenty done in this episode anyway... wait a moment... is this scene even IN Squigley no Densetsu?!

Inklinda: Like, no or whatever... it’s from the side-story, Inklinda no Gaiden.

Squika: Inklinda no what?

Inklinda: WHAT?!

Squika: What?

Inklinda: What...?

Inklein drawing: Silly Squeaky! Inklinda know LOTS OF THINGS! Silly Squeaky, hahaha!

Squika: GUH! That thing FREAKS me the freshness out every time it speaks!

Inklinda: Lawl... I, like, tricked you into doing the running gag anyway or whatever. Hahahahaha!

Squika: Wait... you WHAT?!

Squigley’s Journal: Codex IV

’sup, journal? Here’s a pic of myself and a secret agent named Scrubberella... wait... no, that can’t be right. Inklein gets names wrong all the time, so... ah, whatevs.

Anyway, here’s a pic of Squika and I:


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...or, rather, a pic of Inklein and I. Because why stop this ep’s running gag of Inklein replacing the Inkling who’s SUPPOSED to be in a given scene, amirite? Razz

-Squigley


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January 7th 2021, 2:15 pm
Squintermission: Squilma’s Octaiku Class Graduation Koi
Spoiler:
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Sheldon: Congrats, Agent 4! You did the [SPOILER REMOVED]!

Squilma: Aw, thanks!

Sheldon: Now protect your friend.

Squilma: My what?

Sheldon: WHAT?!

Squilma: What?

Sheldon: What?

Squilma: What...?

Sheldon: Protect your friend.

Squilma: Which one?

Sheldon: Your friend...

Squilma: Oh, right... I thought you were making a joke about Inkle-butt, the Squeirdo or She Who Must Not Be Named Inklika...

Sheldon: Oh, please. We both know I don’t have a sense of humour, irony and sarcasm.

Squilma: Oh yeah... heheh... okay, I’ll do it!

Sheldon: That’s wonderful!

Squilma: That’s what?

Sheldon: -DERFUL. WON. DER. FUL. I think that running gag has run its course by this point...

Squilma: True...

Inklinda bursts in.

Inklinda: Then you just wait for Inklinda no Gaiden, because I’m, like, gonna bring it back in all it’s annoying glory or whatever! HAHAHAHAHA!

Squilma: Inklinda no WHAT THE FRESH?!

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