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on November 25th 2020, 12:38 am
Anyone heard of Dragon Ball Z Kai, the bite-sized version of DBZ for those with busy schedules, short attention spans and/or the name Inklein Schminklein? Well, this is that, but for Squigley no Densetsu. It’s Squigley’s chapter... in digest form! (Digest? Like, ew or whatever...)

***
Episode 1: Squid Rescue Time! Koi
Spoiler:
Scene 1: Inkopolis Square

Squilma pops out of the drain.

Squilma: Well, THAT was exhilarating! Now what to-

Squigley: AAH! Reel monsters!

Squilma: Oh no! Someone’s in trou-

Squilma sighs.

Squilma: It’s just a guy being poked by a harmless jellyfish.

Squigley: You saved me. Thanks!

Squilma: Uh... okay...? Who are you?

Squigley: A human! Uh... possibly...

Squilma: Yeah, right! You’re an Inkling.

Squigley. Oh. Um... neat.

Squilma: I’m-a call you Squigley.

Squigley: Shore.

Squilma: Come on, let’s play some Turf War.

Squigley: Turf what?

Squilma: WHAT?!

Squigley: What?

Squilma: What...?

Squigley: Uh... what?

Squilma: Am I speaking Dubble Bath or something?

Squigley: I dunno...

Squigley: Come on!

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Scene 2: Ammo Knights

Squilma: Squiggles doesn’t have a weapon.

Sheldon: WHAT?!

Squilma: What?

Sheldon: What...?

Squilma: Uh... what?

Squigley: Whoa... déjà vu.

Sheldon: Déjà what?

Squigley: WHAT?!

Sheldon: What?

Squigley: What?

Sheldon: What?

Squigley: What?

Sheldon: What...?

Squigley: Uh... hm... well... uh... what?

Squilma groans

Two hours later...


Sheldon: What?

Squigley: What?

Sheldon: What?

Squigley: Uh-

Screams are heard outside.

Sheldon: Oh no! Octarian invasion!

Squilma: Thank freshness! I-I mean... “Oh no... Octarians... aaaaaaah.

Squigley: Uh-

Squilma: Let’s go, Squiggles!

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Scene 3: Inkopolis Square

Squilma: Where are those Oct-

Random extra: It’s Off the Hook! AAAAAAAH!

Squilma: Oh... never mind, then.

Squigley: Hey, is Marina an Oct-

Squilma: Wanna check out my pad?

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Scene 4: Squilma’s Pad

Squilma: Okay, here we are!

Squigley: It’s nice.

Squilma: You better believe it! Wanna board here as my roomie?

Squigley: Uh... I’m male, though.

Squilma: Not “Woomy”, ROOMIE! As in “roommate”.

Squigley: Oh... ‘kay.

Squilma: Cool. I’m going out until morning. Help yourself to some totally-not-expired juice.

Squigley: I’d actually prefer some water instead...

Squilma: Okay, enough with the whole “I’m a mythical creature” gag, hahaha!

Squigley: Yes... “gag”...

Squilma: Oh, and feel free to use that journal, if you like.

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Squilma leaves.

Squigley: Ooh, nice journal!

Squigley’s Journal - Episode 1

’sup, journal? This is my first entry...well, obviously. Anyway, I woke up yesterday with amnesia. Turns out I’m an “Inkling”, whatever THAT is... oh, and I made a friend named Squilma Cray! Here’s a pic:

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Squigley


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on November 28th 2020, 11:23 pm
Episode 2: Surf and Turf! Koi
Spoiler:
Scene 1: Inkopolis Square

Squigley and Squilma are in Inkopolis Square.

Squigley: Such a terrific day.

Squilma: Agreed. It IS a-

Voice: YOOHOO!

Squilma: -terrible day... sigh...

Squigley: Uh... that’s not what I-

Inklinda: Hey there, former B.F.F.

Squilma: Former B.F.-what?

Inklinda: WHAT?!

Squilma: What?

Inklinda: Like... what?

Squilma: “Like”? What is-

Inklein: Silly Wilma! It’s not “What is?”, it’s “WHAT?!” Silly Wilma, heheheh...

Squigley: Oh... NOW I get it...

Inklinda: Like, go away, newbie.

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Squigley walks away.

Squilma: That was mean, Stinklinda.

Inklinda: Like... or whatever.

Squilma: Is... that it?

Inklinda: Duh! Like, what do you think “Koi” MEANS, Blabberella?!

Inklein: Oh... is Blabberella your codename in the New Squidring Platoon, Wilma?

Squilma: What?

Inklein: Uh... oh... is Blabberella your-

Inklinda: Silly Inkle-butt! You didn’t, like, do the “What? WHAT?! What...?” running gag! Silly Inkle-butt or whatever, hahahahaha!

Inklein: Oh... hahaha, that’s a good one, Orange Scrubberella!

Inklinda: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Inklein: Uh... What? WHAT?! What...? Did I did it right that time, Lindie?

Inklinda: ...or whatever.

Squilma: I’m going to comfort Squigley. THEN, I’m gonna splat you for being a big, bad bully!

Inklinda: In Turf War, you mean?

Squilma: Uh... shore, I guess...

Inklinda: Good. See you at The Reef.

Squilma: ‘Kay.

Scene 2: Deca Tower

Squilma: There you are, Squiggles! How are you holding up?

Squigley is eating a Crusty Seanwich.

Squigley: Uh... with my hands. I thought it was obvious.

Squilma: Not the food! I meant emotionally.

Squigley: Oh... considering I was inked asunder by your friend-

Squilma: Okay, Inklinda is NOT my-

Squigley: -pretty good. All I needed was a quick bite.

Random extra: Whoa, check out the dweeb!

Squilma snatches the Seanwich and throws it.

Random extra: Ow! HEY! Mmm...

Squigley: Aw...

Squilma: I know what’ll cheer you up: some Turf War!

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Scene 3: The Reef

Judd: Meow. ”Not-Inklinda’s team WINS!”

Inklinda: Aw, we lost...

Squilma: Serves you RIGHT, Orange Scrubberella!

Inklinda: HEY!

Squigley: I thought you did well, Inklinda.

Inklinda: Hey, that was NICE, newbie! Wait a minute... why do I, like, suddenly feel all warm and fuzzy inside or whatever...?

Squilma: Aw, Orange Squinn-woman... you DO have a heart!

Inklein: Silly Wilma! It isn’t “Orange Squinn-woman”, it’s “Orange SCRUBBERELLA”! Silly Wilma!

Inklinda: Ugh... I’m surrounded by squidiots... well, except one, teehee!

Inklein: Is it me?

Inklinda throws a Seanwich into Inklein’s face.

Inklein: Ow! HEY! Mmm...

Squigley’s Journal: Volume 2

’sup, Journal! I played a private Turf War match. It was fun! Oh, and here’s a picture of me with Squilma’s not-friend:

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-Squigley


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Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."

***
What happens when you take an animé series written by some random dude from Down Underland and abridge the Brocc out of it until it's a hilarious, muddvak cheesy, spoiler-fuelled self-parody that puts even the Butt Mode Super-Shorts to shame?

Well, you get... whatever the Brocc this mess calls itself... Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack 1625187496

Crystals of Silveria Abridged
: Now "broadcasting in syndication" right here on WiiWareWave! Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack 631737971

DISCLAIMER:
The writer takes no responsibility for any split sides, tear shortages and lack of walls of the fourth kind. Seriously, the entire thing is one giant SPOILER WARNING, so click the above link with caution. Razz

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on December 2nd 2020, 12:58 am
Episode 3: Squid Pro, Go! Koi
Spoiler:
Scene 1: Inkopolis Square

Squigley and Squilma stand in Inkopolis Square.

Squilma: So... wanna do some Ranked Battle?

Squigley: Ranked what?

Squilma: WHAT?!

Squigley: What?

Squilma: What...?

Squigley: I said, “Ranked what?”

Squilma: Yeah, I know. That’s why I said, “WHAT?!”

Squigley: Why?

Squilma: No, not “Why?”. “WHAT?!”

Squigley: No, I mean... why did you repeat your first “WHAT?!” when... oh, the running gag.

Squilma: Yes, the running gag. Speaking of which...

Squika slides past Squilma at high speed, spattering purple ink as he goes.

Squika: Sliding through! WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP!

Squilma dry-heaves.

Squilma: Welp, there goes MY appetite...

Inklein: Silly Wilma! That wasn’t Ammo Knights, it was SQUEAKY! Silly Wilma, hahaha!

Squilma: Ugh... it’s THOSE two...

Inklein: Silly Wilma! I’m not those two, I’m THAT ONE! Silly Wilma, hahaha!

Squilma: Then what do you call... wait... where’s Inklinda...?

Inklein: Silly Wilma! It isn’t “Waitress Inklinda”, it’s “Bubblegum scraper LINDIE”! Silly Wilma, hahaha!

Squilma: Ugh... well, that’s ONE less annoyance, at least.

Squilma wrings purple ink from her beanie. Inklein dry-heaves.

Inklein: You’re sickeningly pretty when your hair is naked, Wilma...

Squilma: Aw, that’s technically the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me, Inkle-butt... teehee!

Squigley: So...

Squilma: Oh yeah... wanna Turf War?

Squigley: ‘Kay.

Squigley’s Journal: Case File 3

So, Squilma and I formed a Ranked Battle team! It’s fun, even though a certain Inkling known as Squika Udon, who shall remain anonymous to ensure their safety from a certain Squilma Anomalocaris Cray, hijacked our signup. On an unrelated note, here’s a pic of myself with Inklinda’s friend, Inklein:

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-Squigley


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on December 13th 2020, 3:41 am
Squigley Shorts: Makin' it Rain! Koi
Spoiler:
Scene

Squigley, Squilma and a bunch of others are standing on the podium.

Judd: Meow. ("u win lol")

Squilma: Yay! We won your first Rainmaker sesh, Squiggles!

Squigley: Yay!

Squika: I'm just glad you EVENTUALLY figured out how to use the fish-cannon...

Squigley: The fish-what?

Squika: WHAT?!

Squigley: What?

Squika: What?

Squigley: What...?

Squika: I said, "-

Squilma: Darn it, Squika! He gets the idea!

Squigley: The what?

Squilma: WHAT?!

Squigley: What?

Squilma: What?

Squika: Pardon...?

Squilma: Darn it, Squika! You messed it up with your squeird lib!

Squika: Sorry...

Squigley: Even so... WOW, that was hard...

Squilma: Well, maybe SQUAM should've gone EASIER on you, right, Squam?

Squam opens his mouth to speak.

____________________________
Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."

***
What happens when you take an animé series written by some random dude from Down Underland and abridge the Brocc out of it until it's a hilarious, muddvak cheesy, spoiler-fuelled self-parody that puts even the Butt Mode Super-Shorts to shame?

Well, you get... whatever the Brocc this mess calls itself... Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack 1625187496

Crystals of Silveria Abridged
: Now "broadcasting in syndication" right here on WiiWareWave! Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack 631737971

DISCLAIMER:
The writer takes no responsibility for any split sides, tear shortages and lack of walls of the fourth kind. Seriously, the entire thing is one giant SPOILER WARNING, so click the above link with caution. Razz

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on January 7th 2021, 3:04 am
Episode 4: Tako Yucky! Koi
Spoiler:
Scene 1: The Shoal

Squilma and Squika sit at the counter.

Squilma: Ugh... okay, I get that this is a birthday party and all that, Squeirdo, but that’s your 88th glass of tootfruit juice!

Inklein: Silly Wilma! This isn’t tootfruit juice, it’s CANTELOUPE juice! Silly Wilma, hahaha!

Squilma: What the... Inklein?!

Inklein: That’s my name, don’t wear it out!

Squilma: Silly Inklein! You don’t WEAR names, you HAVE them! Silly Inklein, hahahAAAAAH! Now I’m starting to sound like you!

Jellyfish bartender: Heheh... you sound like an old married couple!

Squilma: Married WHAT?!

Jellyfish bartender: What?

Squilma: What?

Jellyfish bartender: What...?

Squilma: Wait a parsec... Jellyfish don’t speak!

Inklein: Don’t what?

Squilma: WHAT?!

Inklein: What?

Squilma: What?

Jellyfish bartender: Bloop?

Squilma: Bloop...? I mean... what...?

Inklein: My headmussel hurts... I’m gonna go...

Inklein leaves The Shoal.

Squilma: Good, now we can get this scene back on track.

Jellyfish bartender: Bloop?

Squilma: BLOOP?!

Jellyfish bartender: What?

Squilma: Bloop? I mean... WHAT?!

Scene 2: Inkopolis Square

Squika slides up to Squigley, who’s staring at Marina with a concerned expression.

Squika: Is... there a reason you’re staring at Marina, Squigley?

Inklein: Silly Squeaky! Her name isn’t Marina Squigley, it’s DJ_HYPERFRESH! Silly Squeaky, hahaha!

Squika: Inklein...? Isn’t Squigley supposed to be in this scene instead of you?

Inklein: Uh...

Murch: He just got got arrested by the cops for loiterin’, dudes.

Inklein: Hey, my cousin Officer Inkstein is a police!

Squika: Really...? Oh... I knew that 88th cup of tootfruit juice was a mista- *LOUD, VISIBLE FART*

Inklein: Hahaha! That’s a good one, Stunky! Well, I’m going back inside...

Inklein enters The Shoal.

Squilma’s voice: What?

Jellyfish bartender’s voice: Bloop?

Squilma’s voice: What?

Inklein’s voice: Bloop...?

Jellyfish bartender’s voice: WHAT?!

Scene 3: Apartment

Squigley opens his eyes.

Squigley: Ugh... I feel like I was rendered unconscious by some kind of agent...

Agent 3: I’m Agent 3. I knocked you out to keep you quiet.

Squigley: Wow, I was right... LITERALLY.

Agent 3: You yakked on and on and on and-

*FLASHBACK MONTAGE WIPE*

Agent 3: Ssh!

Squigley: WHAT?!

Agent 3: SSH!

***
Squigley: What?

Agent 3: SSH!

***
Squigley: What...?

Agent 3: Sigh... deploying tootfruit gas...

Agent 3 pulls back Squigley’s Painter’s Mask and drops a small capsule inside.

Squigley: Tootfruit what?

A tiny fart sound is heard as the scene cuts to black.

*FLASH BACK TO SCENE*

Squigley: Oh...

Agent 3: Yeah, so... keep it down.

Squigley: ‘Kay.

The front door opens and Inklein walks in.

Agent 3: Wait... Inklein?

Inklein: Yay! Wiggles and Scrubberella are here!

Squigley: Scrubber who?

Agent 3: WHO?!

Squigley: Who?

Inklein: Silly Wiggles and Scrubberella! It isn’t “Who”, it’s “THE DOCTOR”! Silly Wiggles and Scrubberella, hahaha!

Agent 3: Okay, let’s just get to the botched safehouse scene before things get even more convoluted story-wise.

Inklein: ‘Kay.

Squigley: Uh... Inklein just said my-

Scene 4: Parking Lot

Squigley and Agent 3 are standing inside the safehouse.

Agent 3: Well, here we are.

Squigley: Noice.

Agent 3: The entire place is “hidden” by a “cloaking device” that “works perfectly”, so you should be safe from DJ Octavio.

Squigley: ‘Kay, thanks.

Agent 3: Bye.

Squigley: Bye.

We cut to a view outside. Inklein is staring at Squigley.

Inklein: Silly Shelmet! The cloaking device is malfunctioning! Silly Shelmet, hahaha!

Scene 5: Inkblot Art Academy

Inklinda is drawing a picture of Inklein.

Inklinda: There... like, what do you think of my drawing, Inklein?

Squika: Well, it’s an impressive likeness to be sure.

Inklinda: Aw thanks, Inkle... wait... Squika?!

Squika: That’s my name, don’t wear it out!

Inklein drawing: Silly Squeaky! You don’t WEAR names, you HAVE them! Silly Squeaky, hahaha!

Squika: AAH! A talking drawing! That thing should be expelliarmussed RIGHT out of this school, pronto!

Inklinda: Um... what?

Squika: Nice try, but I’m not going to do the running gag. It’s been plenty done in this episode anyway... wait a moment... is this scene even IN Squigley no Densetsu?!

Inklinda: Like, no or whatever... it’s from the side-story, Inklinda no Gaiden.

Squika: Inklinda no what?

Inklinda: WHAT?!

Squika: What?

Inklinda: What...?

Inklein drawing: Silly Squeaky! Inklinda know LOTS OF THINGS! Silly Squeaky, hahaha!

Squika: GUH! That thing FREAKS me the freshness out every time it speaks!

Inklinda: Lawl... I, like, tricked you into doing the running gag anyway or whatever. Hahahahaha!

Squika: Wait... you WHAT?!

Squigley’s Journal: Codex IV

’sup, journal? Here’s a pic of myself and a secret agent named Scrubberella... wait... no, that can’t be right. Inklein gets names wrong all the time, so... ah, whatevs.

Anyway, here’s a pic of Squika and I:


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...or, rather, a pic of Inklein and I. Because why stop this ep’s running gag of Inklein replacing the Inkling who’s SUPPOSED to be in a given scene, amirite? Razz

-Squigley


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on January 7th 2021, 2:15 pm
Squintermission: Squilma’s Octaiku Class Graduation Koi
Spoiler:
S

Sheldon: Congrats, Agent 4! You did the [SPOILER REMOVED]!

Squilma: Aw, thanks!

Sheldon: Now protect your friend.

Squilma: My what?

Sheldon: WHAT?!

Squilma: What?

Sheldon: What?

Squilma: What...?

Sheldon: Protect your friend.

Squilma: Which one?

Sheldon: Your friend...

Squilma: Oh, right... I thought you were making a joke about Inkle-butt, the Squeirdo or She Who Must Not Be Named Inklika...

Sheldon: Oh, please. We both know I don’t have a sense of humour, irony and sarcasm.

Squilma: Oh yeah... heheh... okay, I’ll do it!

Sheldon: That’s wonderful!

Squilma: That’s what?

Sheldon: -DERFUL. WON. DER. FUL. I think that running gag has run its course by this point...

Squilma: True...

Inklinda bursts in.

Inklinda: Then you just wait for Inklinda no Gaiden, because I’m, like, gonna bring it back in all it’s annoying glory or whatever! HAHAHAHAHA!

Squilma: Inklinda no WHAT THE FRESH?!

____________________________
Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."

***
What happens when you take an animé series written by some random dude from Down Underland and abridge the Brocc out of it until it's a hilarious, muddvak cheesy, spoiler-fuelled self-parody that puts even the Butt Mode Super-Shorts to shame?

Well, you get... whatever the Brocc this mess calls itself... Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack 1625187496

Crystals of Silveria Abridged
: Now "broadcasting in syndication" right here on WiiWareWave! Squigley no Densetsu Koi - A Rapid-Fire Recap by BlueRangerJack 631737971

DISCLAIMER:
The writer takes no responsibility for any split sides, tear shortages and lack of walls of the fourth kind. Seriously, the entire thing is one giant SPOILER WARNING, so click the above link with caution. Razz

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