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TenthSeedZed32
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DK Rap: Skylanders SuperChargers Edition Empty DK Rap: Skylanders SuperChargers Edition

September 21st 2015, 2:00 pm
With thanks to @Nell TU, I've been inspired to create a new version of the classic DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64, to celebrate his guest appearance in Skylanders SuperChargers for Wii U. Enjoy!
Here-Here-Here we GO!:
So they're finally here, performing for you!
If you know the words, you can join in too!
Put your hands together if you wanna clap...
...as we take you through...this Super rap!
VROOM!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Turbo Charge Donkey Kong:
He's the new guy on the track!
You know him much!
He's go-ing to kick...
...some Kaos butt!

His Barrel Blaster...
...can turbo in spurts!
If he beats ya...
...it's gonna HURT!

He's bigger! Faster!
And stronger too!
He's the new member...
...of the SuperChargers crew!

DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is HERE!
Spitfire:
Right out of left field...
...he charges through!
It's the first member...
...of the SuperChargers crew!

He's on a Hot Streak...
quite lit-er-al-ly!
With a thirst for thrills...
...he's at top speed!

He's totally...
...going to thrash you!
When he SuperCharges...
...watch out must you!

DK! Donkey Kong!
Deep Dive Gill Grunt:
You're sick of him?
Well, guess what, buddy?
He's back again...
...so prepare to get muddy!

The king of the sea...
...in his Reef Ripper!
Gonna turn some baddies...
...into fresh kippers!

It's his fifth adventure...
...but he's no spring duck!
So watch out Kaos...
...cause you...are...FINISHED!

DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is HERE!
Hammer Slam Bowser:
Up in the sky...
...what IS that thing?!
It's none other...
...than the Koopa King!

He may be bad...
...but he's ready to SMASH!
Gonna throw that Kaos...
...right into the TRASH!

In his Clown Cruiser...
...he'll blast some foes!
Gonna keep that Kaos...
...upon his toes!

DK! Donkey Kong!
Super Shot Stealth Elf:
Finally, she's here for you!
It's the stealthy one of the 'Chargers crew!

She has new tricks...
...up in her sleeve!
So watch out, Kaos...
...you'd better leave!

In her Stealth Stinger...
...she's flyin' high!
This SuperCharger's...
...one heck of a gal!
Come on, Flynn! Take it to the MAX!:
Barrels! Minecarts!
Kaos-dude smells!
Flames! Hammers! Ve-hi-cles!
And Bullet Bill shells!

AH YEAH!

Barrels! Minecarts!
Kaos-dude smells!
Flames! Hammers! Ve-hi-cles!
And Bullet Bill shells!

Flynn: "Here it comes...BOOM!"

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What happens when you take an animé series written by some random dude from Down Underland and abridge the Brocc out of it until it's a hilarious, muddvak cheesy, spoiler-fuelled self-parody that puts even the Butt Mode Super-Shorts to shame?

Well, you get... whatever the Brocc this mess calls itself... DK Rap: Skylanders SuperChargers Edition 1625187496

Crystals of Silveria Abridged
: Now "broadcasting in syndication" right here on WiiWareWave! DK Rap: Skylanders SuperChargers Edition 631737971

DISCLAIMER:
The author takes no responsibility for any split sides, tear shortages and lack of walls of the fourth kind. Seriously, the entire thing is one giant SPOILER WARNING, so click the above link with caution. Razz
SheldonTheGenius
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September 21st 2015, 7:55 pm
Heh heh, good one. DK Rap: Skylanders SuperChargers Edition 631737971
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September 24th 2015, 12:44 am
You're so creative Zeddy-Chan! I love you
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