Zack's Daily Haiku - Archive Thread

[NintendoPurist64Admin]

Hi all! This thread serves as an archive for the various haiku which I put in my signature. There's a fresh haiku every day, so here is where you can find all previous entries.

SEASON 1 (Haiku 1-10)

Haiku #001 - Friend Ball (04/02/2015):

Ready, aim, and throw,
Wobble, wobble, wobble, blip,
A new friendship forged.

Haiku #002 - Another Castle (05/02/2015):

Chasing the turtle,
Hoping to find his sweetheart,
In the next castle.

Haiku #003 - It's a Secret (06/02/2015):

Burn away the bush,
Find the pig and take a bribe,
Not to tell a soul.

Haiku #004 - Cranky Writes Haiku?! (07/02/2015):

"You call this haiku?
Poetry is elegant.
This is just drivel!"

Haiku #005 - Innocent Hero (08/02/2015):

Hero, round and pink,
Eat a foe, gain a power,
Ride upon a star.

Haiku #006 - Sincerest Form of Flattery (09/02/2015):

Must save the base, but...
"Can't let you do that, Star Fox."
What two-bit rip-offs!

Haiku #007 - Ballad of the Goddess's Fanboy (10/02/2015):

"Soaring through the sky!
Shooting down that Monoeye!
Yes, it is I... Pit!"

Haiku #008 - Little Buddy in Demand (11/02/2015):

Looking through the shop,
Soon I sigh and shake my head,
Not one to be found...

Haiku #009 - Little Buddy Hard to Find (12/02/2015):

I resume my search,
Looking for a certain toy,
Alas, I find none.

Haiku #010 - Little Buddy GET! (13/02/2015):

I give up...but wait!
Could it be? Yay, I found him!
Link amiibo GET!

Feel free to discuss!

[KokorOtaku]

Thanks for reminding me... I should really think of the perfect Hiku for "special someone day" for my special someone... I just gotta make it perfection

[Towafan7Admin]

@GamerZack87 Where's you haiku?! It isn't in your signature yet!

[NintendoPurist64Admin]

@GamerZack87 Where's you haiku?! It isn't in your signature yet!

What do you mean? It's right there.

[Towafan7Admin]

Your Cranky Kong haiku was funny.

[NintendoPurist64Admin]

Your Cranky Kong haiku was funny.

Cranky Kong is the source of much of my humour on this site.

[NintendoPurist64Admin]

I've been working on a 3-part series of haiku entitled "Little Buddy", which portrays a personal journey of mine in recent months. Yesterday was Little Buddy in Demand, which detailed the start of that journey, a grand quest in search of a special item. Today is Little Buddy Hard to Find, detailing a situation which many Nintendo fans are facing right now. Tomorrow will feature the third part of the quest, so keep a look out for it in my signature.

[NintendoPurist64Admin]

The third part of my three-haiku story arc, Little Buddy GET!, is now available for you to read. This is the perfect way to wrap-up the first "season" of Zack's Daily Haiku. Look forward to the second season sometime in the near future.

[Aqua Cherry Blossom]

You're too much!
Too funny for words!
You always make my day!