The Random Thread of Random

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Sometimes, you just have to vent the silliness you've built up gradually over time. Other times, you think of something so amazingly quirky you just have to tell others. Welcome to the Random Thread of Random, the Randomest Random that ever Randomed on WiiWareWave. Here, no humour is too oddball (well, as long as it conforms to forum rules), so have at it!

I'll get the ball rolling with a conversation between two mice (mouses?):

Mouse 1: Squeak! Squeak!

Mouse B: Click!

Mouse 1: Squeak! Squeak squeak!

Mouse B: Click click! Click click!

Mouse III: MEOW!

Mouse 1: Squeak? SQUEAK!

Mouse B: Click, click click...click? Click? CLICK?! CLIIIIIIICK!!

Mouse 1: Squeak!

Mouse B: Oh, thank goodness! You had me so worried!

Mouse 1: Squeak?!

Mouse B: Uh...I-I mean...um...cl-click?

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I like cats meow!

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Zack's Top 5 Made-Up Business Names

5: Get Lost! Indoor Maze Adventure Centre
4: All the Trimmings Sandwich Bar and Hair Salon
3: Blunder Bus Shooting Range and Driving School
2: Flip the Table Hobby Gaming Supplies and Furniture Removalists
1: Grandparent Para-Docks Airship Artisans, Time Machine Emporium and Retirement Village

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Random super pixelated Hyper Dimension Neptunia image just because.

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Here's a thought: if light is separated into red, green and blue waves, then how can burritos possibly exist? Delicious, tasty burritos... #Philosowrapter

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I did it! I turned into a human! Oh, this is the best florblax of my glurblex! #IAreNotAmAlien

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IT'S RANDOM ALL-CAPS DOUBLE-POST TIME FTW!!

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It was a night like this 40 million years ago when I walked a dinosaur, I walked a dinosaaaauuuurrrr.
50 WiiWareWave coins will be yours if you can tell me what movie that song is from.

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Oh nuts, it's on the tip of my tongue! I watched that movie, like, a decade-and-a-half ago! Okay...okay...don't panic...I can figure out this omelette du fromage of a pickle...everybody stop panicking!

And I didn't even use the GoogleTube to look up the answer.

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Remember, baby goats: Cheaters NEVER get the last slice of pizza! This message brought to you by the President of Maydupsland.

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This is a public service announcement:

EVERYONE EATS FOOD. EVERYONE DRINKS WATER. BUT NOONE DEFEATS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

This message brought to you by [VIDEO GAME VILLAIN NAME REMOVED]

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Ichigo: What the fronk is with your drawings Rukia?!

Rukia draws a mustache on Ichigo's face.

Ichigo: Why the fronk did you draw on my face?!

Rukia: Because you insulted my drawings!

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And now for a special - and random - birthday song for our webmaster, Cat Optimus Prime:

Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Autobots wage their battle to BEAST WARS! of the Decepticons.
Transformers! Robots in disg-BEAST WARS!
-ore than meets the eye!
Transf-BEAST MACHINES!
And you smell like one too!

Happy Birthday, dude!

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Whoa, this thread's been neglected, hasn't it? Maybe it's time to revive the old gir-

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PEOPLE OF EARTH! I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8! Huh...? Whuzzat? I'm NOT the ruler of Omicron Persei 8? ...WHAT?! You're telling me that Omicron Persei 8 is a fictional place from a television series?! And my name's not Lrrr? Well, what is it then? ...huh? Harry Buttz? Is that really my name?! Well, no wonder I came up with a fantasy alias! But we are still going to conquer this planet, right?...what? Oh...we're conquering the world of LOWEST PRICES GUARANTEED...well, that's much more reasonable. Sorry for the interruption, folks.

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-ridiculous price of video games in Australia! And that's why I feel this thread needs to be revived.

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Me: You ever had those moments where you feel like your life is nothing but one big metaphor?

Steve: Uh...actually, I prefer syrup and butter on MY metaphors.

Me: Hahaha! Oh, Steve...

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A Brief History of Nintendo (1889 to 1998)
In 1889, a manufacturer of special playing cards called Hanafuda, or "flower cards", was founded in Kyoto. More than a century later, paired Game Boy games Poketto Monsutā Aka to Poketto Monsutā Midori were released internationally, introducing new fans to such memorable characters as Old Man, Important Doctor and a Trainer located outside the south entrance to Rock Tunnel who wished for the Pokémon Munna twelve years before its starring role as the signature member of Pokémon Trainer Bianca's party. But that's a story for another day.

What...? That's it?! Ya didn't even mention Donkey Kong, aka THE GAME THAT INTRODUCED THIS WELL-SEASONED VETERAN OF GAMING'S GREATEST ICONS TO THE WORLD! Honestly, kids these days...grumble grumble...somethin' about two buttons and a joystick...

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FUN FACT: You know the Pokémon Girafarig? Its name spelled backwards is "girafariG", which makes it a (dramatically grammatically erroneous) palindrome. The same trick applies to its Japanese name, Kirinriki, which when spelled backwards is ikirniriK! Wait... I think I did it wrongly...

Ya THINK? It's that kind of Donkey-level "ness-ed-mind-sent-ab" (Hint. Hint.) that reminds me why I've never learned to love anyone, and probably never will!

~Love, Cranky

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Quick question: Are Water-type moves super-effective on wiggly trees? If so, what are the chances that it'll give me a tuna sandwich instead of Flailing its arms and doing next-to-no damage because Flail is only effective if the user isn't at full HP? Asking for a non-squirrel friend.

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Thought of the Day: A Horsea is a Horsea, of Corsola of Corsola.

This message is Misty-approved!

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IGN's review score of this post: Too much Water-type, 7.8/10

This review is Tabitha-approved!

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Pokémon Talk's episode discussing this particular post:
"Hi, I'm Bulbasaur."
"And I'm Squirtle."
"And this is Pokémon-"
"What the **** happened to the point of this thread?"
"Squirtle, the floor's fi- ...wait... what are you talking about?"
"Well, this thread is supposed to be random, spontaneous silliness, right?"
"Right... but I don't see how-"
"And yet the most recent posts have been at least a little bit educational!"
"Yeah, and?"
"And...? What's random about education? Name one thing to do with education that's even REMOTELY random!"
"Popplio quizzes?"
"Oh, right... you'd think that, as both a Water-type Pokémon AND a super random dude, I'd remember Popplio quizzes..."
"Well, yeah."
"Wait... is this a fanfic?"
"Anyways... today on Pokémon Talk, we have a VERY special guest!"
"It IS, isn't it?"
"This guest is one of the first ever Pokémon to evolve with a Moon Stone-"
"Did Michael approve this fanfic, with a heart emoji and everything?"
"-and has been a long-time subscriber to this channel. Everyone please give a warm welcome to... Nidoking!"
"Hi ther-"

This fanfic is approved... for copyright claim.

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Me: Aw... oh well. Let's eat cake! *Nomnomnom*

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Me: "Hey, wanna hear a joke?"
Other person: "Uh... 'k, sure."
Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Other person: "Hm... I dunno... to get to the other side, perhaps?"
Me: "Nope, a newspaper! Hahaha!"
Other person: "I... think you used the wrong punchline, dude. Also, the **** is a newspaper?"
Me: "Okay, okay, I'll try a different one. What's black and white and read all over?"
Other person: "Uh... when it's ajar?"
Me: "Oh... you've heard that one..."
Other person: "Yeah, sure..."

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And now in the Random Thread of Random, aka the Randomest Random that Ever Randomed on WiiWareWave... it's time for... So Random!

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Stand-Up Comic: "So what's the deal with airplane food, am I right?"

Audience:

Stand-Up Comic: "Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about, right? So you're just sitting there, mindin' your own business lookin' out the window... or you would be if there wasn't a bowlin' ball with hair on it holdin' a paper an' blockin' your view of the sky."

Audience:

Stand-Up Comic: "An' then all of a sudden, a spoon with a pile o' mush on it comes skyrocketin' toward ya, doin' a barrel roll an makin' ya question the pilot's motor skills."

Audience:

Stand-Up Comic: "Meanwhile you're thinkin', Gee, pal, what happened? The dish run away with somethin' else and my face is just second banana?"

Audience:

Stand-Up Comic: "I tell ya, though, best darn banana mush I ever ate. Never underestimate home cookin', just make sure the pilot steers that airspoon properly so you don't get a left cheek smeared with fruit pulp, y'hear?"

Audience:

Stand-Up Comic: "Thank you, you've been a spoonderful audience!"

Audience: *laughs, claps and cheers*

That one audience member: "You made me miss the Superbowl for THIS?! And I was looking forward to that bowl of super-easy triple-cheesy alpharoni and l337balls..."

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FART MODE ENACTED

So my sonny-fart sends me a postfart from some other dimension called...oh, what was it now..."Fartworlds", or some such. Anyhoo, the whole thing is a load of fart! The postfart AND what was on it!

For starters, the picture was a "photofart" of an island farting in the sky! No photofart worth the cheap paper upon which it's farted looks even remotely good in fart. Give me sepia any fart of the week! But the sheer magnitude of an island in the fart, with naught but a cottage and a fart on it - a FART, of all things! One lone fart on a tiny little farting island? How in the world did it fart there? Did someone fart it there? Or did it just fart as if by fart? BFTHP! BFTHP, I say! Next thing, you'll be telling me there's an enormous farting island with an echidna and farteen multicoloured farts on it! It's ludicrous!

But get this: my sonny-fart, the self-appointed "fart of the jungle", says that he was farted with a mission to save this fabled "Fartworlds" place by a race of farty little people! "Farty little people", he says! Did he take a journey to Fart Wars? Is that where he is? And he goes on to fart that he put some kind of "fart-opening engine fart" into an old minefart which he says he "farted-out or whatever DUUUUUUUDE", which he can use in this fartical place! I swear, the fart's got a bigger imagination than Klubba the Fartling has a huge fart! I think he's just farted up the whole thing, and he's really farting a vacation somewhere, farting around, gorging on bananas and farting supposed "games" on that "Wii for You and Me" gizmo, which will probably fart if it so much as gets dropped! The old Donkey Kong fartcade cabinet? Now THERE'S a machine that can withstand a few farts...

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There, that's whatchoo youngsters like, isn't it? A Fart mood remake of an ol' classic? You're welcome. Just don't go callin' me a not-hip-with-it old fart!

~Love, Cranky

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RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM-

[slow... deep... inhale...]

-RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RAND-

Bryn: Brocc, SHUT UP!

Brocc: What? It’s the Random Thread of Random, right? “The randomest random that ever randomed”...?

Bryn: Oh, for Brocc’s sake... it’s just a name! It doesn’t mean you NEED to fill a single post with nothing but “RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM” over, and over, and over again...

Brocc: Ah, but was that not inherently random in and of itself...?

Bryn: Ugh... can YOU talk some sense into him?

Inklinda: Hey, I’m, like, dealing with my own freshed-up sitch or whatever...

Inklein: -DOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM-

The moral is, “Always expect a constant string of “RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM blah blah blah, etc., etc.”, when you least expect-

DJ Octavio: DUMDUM DUMDUM DUMDUM DUMDUM DUMDUM DUMDUM DUMDUM DUMDUM DUM-

*SPLAT*

Bryn: That’s... better... if I hear even ONE more utterance of the word, “RANDOM”-

Inklein: Silly Bryndee! YOU just said that word! Silly Bryndee, hahaha!

Bryn: Ugh... I HATE calamari...