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July 17th 2020, 3:05 am
Hello, salve and [friendly greeting in not-of-this-Earth language], everyone! Welcome to this educational-ish... uh... thing, I guess... where I attempt to teach you stuff 'n junk mostly related to gaming, anime and so on, some of which you may know, and a lot of it basically useless trivia delivered in a (hopefully) amusing way. Razz

I'll call this attempt at edutainment "Jack Teaches You Stuff 'n Junk", because "Did You Know [insert theme]" is already taken, and "Ethan Teaches You Informative Things" doesn't make sense. Because my name isn't Ethan.

See? I'm already teaching you stuff 'n junk, and I haven't even gotten to the first topic yet! lol!

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So, let's get to the first topic yet... I'm sure at least SOME of you have wondered if anyone would even bother to come up with a comprehensive-ish, rudimentarily-categorised list of Pokémon region names that is unlike anything that anyone NOT named Joe Merrick would even consider.

Well, wonder no longer, because that's EXACTLY what I'm doing right now! Here, for your (possible) enjoyment, is (almost) every Pokémon region in the entire franchise thus far, including ones that may not ACTUALLY be regions but still sort-of count in a way... technically:

    Main Series (in release order)
  • Kanto (aka Kanto in the real world)
  • Johto (aka mostly Kansai in the real world)
  • Hoenn (aka Kyushu rotated 90° in the real world)
  • Mirage Island (aka that thing you read about in the Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire strategy guide and/or SPP in the real world)
  • Orre (aka where @Towafan7 is from in the real world)
  • Sevii Archipelago (aka multiple islands far south of the Japanese mainland in the real world)
  • Sinnoh (aka Hokkaido at a slight angle in the real world)
  • Unova (Pokémon Black) (aka the state of New York though representative of the US as a collective in the real world)
  • Unova (Pokémon White) (aka the state of New York though representative of the US as a collective in the real world)
  • The Dream World (aka the dream world in the real world but not Dreamworld in the real world)
  • The Interdream Zone (aka being half-asleep in the real world)
  • Kalos (aka the northern part of France and its associated municipalities in the real world)
  • Alola (Pokémon Sun) (aka 50% of the eight largest islands of Hawaii in the real world, one of which is potentially the most blatant clue to SINNOH CONFIRMED theorists... in the real world, of course, as people in the Pokémon world can confirm that Sinnoh exists... in the Pokémon world)
  • Alola (Pokémon Moon) (aka 50% of the eight largest islands of Hawaii in the real world, and with the same SINNOH CONFIRMED stuff as the Pokémon Sun version of Alola, but also with the entire world twelve hours out of sync with every other version of Pokémon reality, meaning it's also based on Daylight Savings Time in the real world to a factor of twelve)
  • Ultra Space (aka something that exists far beyond the real world... in the real world)
  • Galar (aka Great Britain rotated 180° in the real world)
  • The Isle of Armor (aka the Isle of Man in the real world)
  • The Crown Tundra (aka how many real-world British people understandably perceive their homeland's weather... in the real world. In a word: COLD. In a word if you happen to be a Scot: CAULD.)

    Anime-only Regions
  • Orange Archipelago (aka multiple islands south of the Japanese mainland but not quite as far south as the ones that inspired the main series Sevii Archipelago... in the real world)
  • Decolore Archipelago (aka... uh... hm... quietly moves onto the next category)

    TCG-only Regions
  • Pokémon Trading Card Game Island (aka Pokémon TCG Championships in the real world)
  • Jungle (aka... jungles... in the real world)
  • Team Great Rocket Island (aka a mishmash of Po Town and Rainbow Rocket Castle in Alola (Pokémon Sun) and Alola (Pokémon Moon) in the Pokémon world, with Pokémon Trading Card Game Island in a world which is kind of ambiguous about whether-or-not it's actually IN the Pokémon world...)
  • Southern Islands (aka Alola in the Pokémon world more than a decade and a half early... seriously, the Southern Islands Collection has artwork of Alolan Exeggutor, and I'm not even joking!)
  • Holon (aka Holon in the Pokémon Trading Card Game)
  • The Dragon Frontier (aka Variantpalooza)

    Spinoff-only regions
  • Pokémon Island (aka nature preserves in the real world)
  • Stadium Land (aka sports stadiums in the real world)
  • White City (aka playing the Gen V games, then feeling confused about why there isn't a place in the games called Black Forest, shortly before discovering that it is, in fact, a super-delicious, fruit-filled chocolate mud cake... mmm... )
  • Fiora (aka the Mediterranean in the real world)
  • Pokétopia (aka Pokémon Battle Revolution is underrated and is still enjoyable, plus the music is A-MA-ZING!)
  • Almia (aka parts of Honshu and Hokkaido in the real world that aren't parts of Kanto and Sinnoh in the Pokémon world)
  • Oblivia (aka Pacific and South Sea isles in the real world, like the ones in the Disney classic Moana, which I definitely recommend. Also, Hawaii as portrayed in the Lilo & Stitch franchise is basically a Disney take on Alola. If only there was a portable Experidex they could use to round up Stitch's cousins... or their own Rotom Dex. That'd be sweet... )


And I didn't even mention the region(s) in the Mystery Dungeon series, because they're all affectionately referred to as "the Pokémon World". So the Pokémon world has multiple regions that are all named "the Pokémon World", which are inhabited only by Pokémon, and occasionally an amnesiac human who has somehow become a Pokémon reflective of their personality suddenly appears from nowhere and... the inhabitants have heard of humans despite never having seen one. Makes perfect sense, right? Wink

Next time: The Mathematics of Quantum Blueberry Muffins, with guest lecturer Cranky Kong. Hope to see you there! victory

Wait a minute... I didn't agree to that! And WHY would ya use that Mario Smilemoji?! You should know FULL WELL that I still have a grudge with him after all these years! Whydja think I've never signed up for the Mario Go-Derby Races?! Mad

Well... okay, it's mostly because Donkey keeps signin' up, and I know for a fact that he pigs out on bananas and then leaves the skins on the track for others to not see and... SKID-SPIN-CATHUNK! That poor Toadshroom fellow... and THAT is why I'm not doin' this electure! As the cheese says, "Yer on yer 'lone!" Mad

~Love, Cranky I love you

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July 18th 2020, 4:38 am
Hello, hey and listen, everyone! Yes, it's time for another installment of Jack Teaches You Stuff 'n Junk, the show where I, Jack, teach you stuff... and junk... and occasionally things. But only during special themed episodes. Wink

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Now onto the special theme of today's ep: the official timeline of The Legend of Zelda! Now as some of you may believe aware, the timeline is as follows:

  • The Golden Goddesses create Hyrule
  • The events of The Legend of Zelda
    Two hours later...
  • The events of Link's Awakening... for the third time in recorded history

    This implies that the timeline is based on the exact order of release, starting with Dark Prince Gannon kidnapping Princess Zelda and Impa sending "Link" to gather the eight pieces of the Triforce with Wisdom, and the most recent chapter being Link getting caught in a storm at sea for the third time in a row and having a weird(ly specific) recurring spoiler moment again. But what if I told you that each installment fits into a certain slot along a branching timeline that makes SO much more sense in a wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, windy-windy, foury-swourdy, Tingly-Wingly way?

    Here, for your edutainment, is the entire timeline of the Legend of Zelda series, as interpreted by someone who has no real credibility other than being a huge fan (both literally AND metaphorically)! "Let's-a GO!" sonic

    Creation of Hyrule
  • The Golden Goddesses (Din, Nayru and Farore) create the Surface, a world that will, in time, contain the beautiful Kingdom of Hyrule surrounded by mountains and forests, as well as the Sacred Realm, and leave behind the Triforce as a divine byproduct of their return to the heavens
  • The not-so-nice entity Demise lays waste to the Surface, with Hylia, the Goddess of Light (not to be confused with Lady Palutena from an unrelated franchise that isn't the topic of this episode) gathering the few surviving humans onto an island and casting it aloft into the Sky, with said island being named Skyloft (makes sense, no?)
  • Beginning of the Cycle: The events of Skyward Sword, during which the first incarnations of Link and Zelda are born, and their struggle to defeat a revived, very-ticked-off Demise leads to the latter eternally being reborn as each mortal incarnation of Ganondorf Dragmire, and both the hero and heroine cast into the same fate, with them becoming each chapter's then-current Link and Zelda, respectively
  • The Picori Blade: The events of The Minish Cap, during which we see the forging of the Four Sword
  • The Four Stoo- I mean... Four Sword: The events of either Four Swords or Four Swords: Anniversary Edition, depending on your perspective, during which Link touches the Four Sword and his body shatters into pieces (Don't worry, he gets better!), with each fragment forming into a uniquely-garbed version of himself (See? I told you!)
  • The Imprisoning War: The events of either Ocarina of Time, Ocarina of Time: Master Quest or Ocarina of Time 3D, depending on your perspective, during which we are introduced to the Six Sages (and later, the Seventh Sage, who is obvious to those who've played A Link to the Past); either way, the timeline branches in three incrementally-occurring ways, one after another, with each triggered in turn by Link, then Ganon, then Zelda - Let's refer to them as the Timeline of Courage, the Timeline of Power and the Timeline of Wisdom, respectively

    The Timeline of Power
  • Link and Ganon defeat each other
  • Freaky Wizard Agahnim: The events of either A Link to the Past or the GBA enhanced remake, depending on whether or not you think voice acting for Link and/or the Temple of the Four Sword existing as a bonus dungeon within the Pyramid of Power is substantial enough to count as a part of this chapter, during which Agahnim sacrifices descendents of the Seven Sages one by one in an attempt to revive Ganon after his humiliating mutual defeat by Link when Ganon's Tower coll- uh... spoilers, I guess?
  • Oracle of Sleeping Fishies: The events of Link's Awakening, Link's Awakening DX or Link's Awakening DX NX (as in the Nintendo Switch remake, because it was announced as the NX), during which Link's ship is caught in a storm, then he later awakens atop a piece of driftwood after having the weirdest dream... oh, and he's the same incarnation of himself from A Link to the Past because he siphoned off his leftover regeneration energy into his spare hand after healing, but before his body and personality changed completely... sorry, that last bit is from Doctor Who, but there's a LOT of timey-wimeyness in this series as well, isn't there? Now let's move on... Allons-y!
  • Shh... It's a Secret, Now Spread the Word: The events of Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons, which happen in either order because YOU DECIDE! Also Twinrova has decided to rip-off Agahnim's plan by copying his homework and changing it a tiny bit, but they, too, screw up ever-so-slightly and only manage to score a B- (one-up from Agahnim's C+)
  • Artistic Compression: The events of A Link Between Worlds, during which an artist who seems to be a "what if" expy of Ganondorf turns the Seven Sages (and someone who is, in fact, a "Sevensage", perhaps in error, and perhaps an ancestor of the character named Error) into paintings as a tribute to someone he calls "Her Grace", and an entrepreneur in a rabbit costume rents out crucial items for your HARD JAR-SMASHED-FOR RUPEES! Oh, and he's loveably endearing and friendly. Even Mario mumbles with joy about him in his sleep! ("Ah, spaghetti... oh, Ravio Lee... ah, Mama Maiamai...")
  • Tri Force Heroes: The events of something which is kind of a spin-off, in which Power Link, Wisdom Link and Actual Link climb onto each others' shoulders and save a fashion-obsessed kingdom using the power of fashion (It's actually quite enjoyable when playing with a couple of friends, though the single player is cumbersome; if playing alone, perhaps try Four Swords Adventures for a more entertaining solo multi-Link experience)
  • The Original (But Not the Origin Story): The events of the NES original, which I already covered; also a Moblin gives you hush money so that no-one else tracks him down and pesters him for autographs, kisses and free Boomerangs in exchange for cans of dog food
  • The One After the Original (But Not the One After the Origin Story): The events of The Adventure of Link, during which you may get the urge to suddenly play Shovel Knight... or the Temple stage in SSBU (Yup, that iconic music originated in this game, y'all!); also, there's a PRINCE of Hyrule?! So what's HIS name, then? Prince Gerald? Prince Salem? Prince Plup? Is Error actually the prince, or is it his cousin Bagu? Who knows, eh?

    The Timeline of Wisdom
  • Link defeats Ganon, then is sent back to his own time by Zelda, at which point he uses his pre-knowledge to warn the Royal Family of Ganondorf's plot before he can enact it, thus preventing the Imprisoning War from happening in the first place
  • That Meddling Skull Kid!: The events of Majora's Mask, during which OoT Link searches for Navi, is knocked off Epona by a mask-wearing Skull Kid, has a concussion-induced hallucination during which he somehow frees Skull Kid from said mask, and continues his search while leaving us wondering if he ever found her... talk about an MCU-styled mid-credits stinger, right? Razz
  • Midna and the Bad Wolf (No, NOT Rose Tyler): The events of Twilight Princess, during which stuff happens (I haven't finished it yet, so just... BEAR with me! ... Whaddaya mean "That pun makes no sense in this context because Link is a wolf, which is a different kind of mammal!"...?)
  • ANOTHER Link Becomes Four... Links: The events of Four Swords Adventures, which is set hundreds, or perhaps EONS, of ages after Four Swords (I stand by my opinion of it having a more robust single player mode than the other multiplayer-oriented installments: Tri Force Heroes is a bit clunky in solo, Four Swords: Anniversary Edition's single player mode may as well be called One-and-a-Half Swords, and the original Four Swords doesn't even HAVE a single player option!)

    The Timeline of Courage
  • Link travels back in time seven years, somehow becoming the age he was back then, and the bad future becomes a divergent reality with that spot being the bridge between both timelines; after Zelda sends Link back to his own reality before sealing it off permanently, Ganondorf returns, shenanigans ensue and the people climb to the summits of the highest peaks, before the deities transform Hyrule into the Great Sea
  • "Link, I am Your Boat!": The events of The Wind Waker, during which a lot of amazing story stuff happens, and I mean WAY too much stuff to summarise in one tiny paragraph; also, we learn about the true value of homemade soup... mmm...
  • "Tetra, That's Not a Boat!" The events of Phantom Hourglass, during which Tetra does something that makes less sense than washing whites and a cherry flavoured snowcone with extra syrup in the same load of laundry, forcing Link to save her in what equates to "no time at all" (well... near enough to be taken literally, anyway, as the crew's long voyage through the World of the Ocean King apparently only took a few seconds in their own world, thanks to the magic and wonder that is time dilation... starting to think the Zelda series is heavily temporally-themed... oh. "Temporal"... "Temple"... "of Time"... Dialga... WOO, SINNOH CONFIRMED! Uh... I mean... let's proceed... 😓 )
  • "Link, That's Not a Train! Oh... I Guess it is... Oops.": The events of Spirit Tracks, during which Link rides a train, plays a pan flute... and meets a bunch of YETI PENGUINS! The Anouki are so freaking adorable they make Tingle look like a creepy- actually, never mind. Surprised

    The Unified Timeline
  • Exhalation of the Primordial: The events of Breath of the Wild, which is set after the other installments and is left intentionally timeline-ambiguous; also the chapter in which both @Staroceancrazy and I have each stated an inability to access one of the Divine Beasts (Vah Naboris and Tapu Fini... I mean "Vah Ruta", respectively)

    Phew... what an extensive description. Next time: something shorter so I don't have hand cramp upon clicking "Send". Maybe "Top Choices of SSBU Fighter by Statistical Analysis" (SPOILER ALERT: The answer is whichever one(s) you prefer based on your personal style. And Kirby, because he's so adorable, adaptable and ableblable... hey, it's a word. Look it up. busy )
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July 28th 2020, 4:36 pm
Hello, greetings and 'sup, everyone! It's time for... Jack Teaches You Stuff 'n Junk, the show where I babble on about something that is both useless and informative (technically).

Let's be realistic: Even the most fantastic things may not be all sunshine and roses (which is worse for Bryn, since roses make her itch uncontrollably). Like any good edu-ma-cation course-age, it can be fun to learn stuff (and sometimes junk; this is an all-inclusive, non-objectifying subject, after all), but not all of it is going to be fun. Some of it is going to be considered dull by the vast majority. Yup, you guessed it... today, we're studying... MATH. (Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuun... Shocked)

Look, I'm about as thrilled about this as all of you (Random redundant dialogue = bonus linguistics lecture... ooh, and a pair of awesome alliterations... lol, make that three. You're welcome. Razz), so let's just rip off the bandage.

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1 + 1 = 2
1 - 1 = 0
1 × 1 = 1
1 ÷ 1 = 1

2... 0... 1... 1... 2011. Which console did Nintendo release in 2011...? Oh, that's right... the Nintendo 3DS! victory

(You didn't honestly think this entire post was gonna be a mind-numbing MATH lecture, did you? Of COURSE it isn't! It's gonna be a mind-numbing sheldonic blather about the 3DS instead. You're welcome. Razz)

A bunch of games were released for 3DS in 2011. Here are the ones I consider to be essential for any 3DS owners' library (including mini-reviews and individually themed rudimentary scores)

Super Mario 3D Land
• The very first installment to be a hybrid of the "2D" and "3D" main series Super Mario games, capturing the essence of both styles and blending them in a truly harmonic way
• The return of the fan-favourite Tanooki power, as well as introducing the Boomerang Flower and the first of many "wearable" powerups, in the form of the Propeller Box
• Plenty of secrets, Easter eggs and callbacks to some of Mario and Luigi's past exploits, as well as areas reminiscent of the Super Mario Galaxy games (3D Land was developed primarily by the team that created Galaxy and its sequel, after all)
SCORE: Tanuki MarioTanuki MarioTanuki MarioTanuki MarioTanuki Mario

Mario Kart 7
• The third handheld Mario Kart game, and the first installment to introduce the ability to build your own Kart from a selection of unlockable parts
• Underwater driving is now a viable thing, and gliding makes its début right here, with arguably the best showcase of the Glider being partway through Rock Rock Mountain/Alpine Pass (which has one of the most jammin' music themes in the game, btdubs)
• DS Waluigi Pinball. 'nuff said.
SCORE: victoryvictoryvictoryvictoryvictory

(SIDENOTE: If you own a base hued New Nintendo 2DS XL or original Nintendo 2DS, you may have access to a pre-installed copy of Mario Kart 7 anyway, so there really is no reason to not give it a try. Lack of single player Versus mode is the only fault I can realistically find, and even it doesn't deter me from giving it a solid 5-out-of-5. Jack Teaches You Stuff 'n Junk: A Mock "After School Special"... Thing by... Jack 631737971)

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
• The first 3D Zelda series title is remastered with an autostereoscopically-enhanced coat of paint and additional quality-of-life features, proving once again that this series is well and truly a timeless masterpiece
• Switching items on the fly using the 3DS' touch screen makes even the infamous (note:underrated) Water Temple feel like less of a chore
• The challenging Master Quest version is included as part of the base package for the first time instead of as a separate entity an entire console generation after its initial release
SCORE: ClefairyClefairyClefairyClefairyClefairy

...what? They're fairies, and they're small enough to fit. Now, onto the next una...

Star Fox 64 3D
• A Nintendo 64 classic updated for a new generation, entirely overhauled with updated visuals and music, plus newly-recorded dialogue from nearly the entire vocal cast of the original
• Two different ways to play, including a Nintendo 3DS mode that's specifically catered to the gyroscopic features of the hardware;and a remastered Nintendo 64 mode that matches the course layouts of the original vector-by-vector, polygon-by-polygon and insult-by-insult ("Gee, I've been saved by Fox. How swell.")
• An overhauled and revamped multiplayer mode, with new, more expansive areas and visuals, including an arguably more exciting Corneria City that may have inspired its design in the Wii U installment, Star Fox Zero
SCORE: busybusybusybusybusy

Nintendogs + Cats
• In a word: adowaboo; the puppies (and now kittens) are WAY more lifelike than in the original, with realistic fur, eyes and animations that are sure to make you smile
• Puppies and kittens have distinct behaviour, wants and needs; your pup will greet you every time with a friendly how-do-you-do, and eagerly enjoy walks, playtime, mealtime, etc.; whereas your wittle kitty is usually content being left to its own devises, jumping onto furniture and occasionally running off, bringing a small gift to its owner upon its return
• Three different versions, each with nine unique starting dog breeds, so you can choose your favourite pooch out of the gate
SCORE: catcatcatcatcat

So there you have it, my personal Top 5 (well, Top 7, technically speaking) essential Nintendo 3DS games of 2011. If you're curious about any of them, I'd definitely recommend checking out any info you wish to know before purchasing, in particular Nintendogs + Cats. While there's nothing inherently wrong with the game per se, it is important to study which versions have which starter breeds of puppy, as everyone has their personal favourites.

As an example, imagine picking up Toy Poodle & New Friends with your heart set on a Cavalier Spaniel pup, only to discover that you should've bought the French Bulldog & New Friends version instead, mainly because none of the choices
on offer are especially appealing to you.

To make matters potentially more problematic, the physical versions list the included starting breeds on the back of the packaging, complete with cute images of each one in its puppy stage, yet the Nintendo eShop product pages fail to list said breeds at all, meaning you'd have to seek other sources to, say, find out that the Maltese breed is a starter in Golden Retriever & New Friends (Shiba Inu & New Friends in the Japanese versions).

Although in a strange way, it actually kind of mirrors the process of finding a new canine companion in real life, doesn't it? Doing your research before making an informed decision about the puppy that's right for you and your lifestyle needs, without possibly impairing the well-being of your new friend... perhaps Nintendogs + Cats is much more realistic than I thought... albeit in a meta sort of way.

Wow... in teaching you stuff 'n junk, I managed to teach myself something...

Well, in the words of one Ralph Wiggum, "I'm learned-ing!" lol!


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August 16th 2020, 10:55 pm
Great post.

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August 16th 2020, 10:57 pm
This is a really entertaining thread Zeddy-Chan!

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August 21st 2020, 6:45 pm
Time to don your thinking Cappy folks things just got educational, Mushroom Kingdom style! Your teacher Jack, Mushroom Kingdom's version of Zed who happens to be a toad scholar just like Toadsworth is here to school you! lol!

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GeekyGamerJack wrote:The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV... saur?

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August 21st 2020, 6:45 pm
Time to don your thinking Cappy folks things just got educational, Mushroom Kingdom style! Your teacher Jack, Mushroom Kingdom's version of Zed who happens to be a toad scholar just like Toadsworth is here to school you! lol!

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December 21st 2020, 1:11 am
Hello, Woomies, Ngyeses, Vemos, Wayos and other assorted anthropomorphic aquatic (and mythical) intelligent organisms, and welcome back to Jack Teaches You Stuff n’ Junk, the... well it’s, like, all there in the title or whatever.

Today, you’ll discover facts, trivia and head-scratchers on the Splatoon series, so I’ve decided to do something extra-special for this installment: dump the workload on someone else invite the cast of Squidkid Saga to host some fun information! And yes, that INCLUDES Inklinda, Inklein and Sheldon... wait... where’s everyone going...? COME BACK RIGHT N-

~TECHNICAL WHATEVERS ~ PLEASE STAND BY~

Without further “Lagoon”, Wii present “Squidkid Saga Teach You Stuff n’ Junk”! Wait... darn it, Gerry! This is GRAMMATICALLY INCORRE-

~TECHNICAL SILLIES ~ PLEASE STAND THERE~

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Squilma Cray

Squilma: The developers of the original Splatoon made sure to research as much as they could about marine biology. For instance, did you know that squid and octopuses really do have the ability to spray jets of ink? Talk about fact AND fiction, teehee!

Inklinda’s voice: Wait... that’s, like, it? As if anyone wouldn’t already know THAT or whatever, Spillma...

Squilma: Oh yeah? I’d like to see YOU do better!

Inklein’s voice: Silly Wilma! You don’t SEE sounds, you HEAR them! Silly Wilma, hahaha!

Squilma: *SIGH*...

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Squika Udon

Squika: The Inkling music scene is ever-changing - not unlike myself, hohohoooooh - with an incandescent selection of the freshest beats released every minute, on the minute, and entirely obsolete by the time it reaches the charts. And you thought RANKED Battle was brutal, didn’t you?

Squilma’s voice: Um... you remembered to RESEARCH your chosen topic, right?

Squika: Says Little Wiss “Cephalopods squirt ink”!

*Inks himself*

Squilma’s voice: You, Squeirdo, are ALL the research I need...

Octabby’s voice: Aw... you and Squi-kun make such a KAWAII couple, Squilma-yon! I love you

Squilma’s voice: WHAT?!

Squika: Actually, you DO spend a lot of time staring at m-

Squilma’s voice: I-Inkling music is fresh, got it! HAHAHA! Nice fact, Squika! NEXT!

Squika: But-

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Squigley Seastarmute

Squigley: Uh... I don’t... actually have a last name. Also, I’m one of two author inserts, so I didn’t think it would be fair to research a topic...

Squika’s voice: Well, at least say SOMETHING that sounds like a fact!

Squigley: Uh... “SOMETHING that sounds like a fact!”

Ally’s voice: Wow, that was a flawless impression of Squika, Squigley!

Inklein’s voice: Silly Scrubberella! It isn’t “Squika Squigley”, it’s “Wiggles JR.!” Silly Scrubberella, hahaha!

Ally’s voice: Well... at least Inklinda sees something in him... I guess...

Inklein’s voice: Mmm... purple...

***
Octabby MacZoness

Octabby: The Octo Expansion of Splatoon 2 includes a collection of eighty unlockable poems. They consist of three lines of text with eight syllables each, making them identical to the octaiku of the Squidkid Saga, something which the Author devised on the spot as a cover story for Squilma to use, and thus predicted by said scribe BEFORE the Octo Expansion’s release!

Ally’s voice: So what you’re saying is that the Author somehow accidentally predicted octaikus being in the series just months before the big reveal?

Octanner’s voice: Hey, it wouldn’t be the first time I... I mean, “the Author”... predicted seemingly inconsequential, mildly positive and vaguely relevant stuff that later turned out to be true.

Squigley’s voice: Where else do you think the “Psyphalopod” concept originated?

Squika’s voice: Muddvak cheese-induced dream hallucinations...?

Inklein’s voice: Four wall seeking?

Inklinda’s voice: Like, an overactive imagination or whatever...?

Squilma’s voice: Inklinda, that’s what Psy-pod powers basically ARE!

Inklein’s voice: Silly Wilma! You’re not s’posed to put expositions at the end of sentinels! Silly Wilma, hahaha!

Squilma’s voice: *SIGH*... the fourth wall is REALLY struggling tonight...

Brocc’s voice: Well, in MY humble opinion-

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Seth-Inkley Squevens

Seth: The Inkling music scene is ever-changing - not unlike-

Ally’s voice: Uh... Seth-Inkley? Your brother already told us that fact.

Seth: Wait... for eel?

Squika’s voice: Indubitably, my dear brotha from da same motha!

Inklinda’s voice: Like, NEVER talk street again, “Inkid”...

Squilma’s voice: I couldn’t agree more, “Inklika”.

Inklinda’s voice: Like, don’t DO that, Squilma!

Squilma’s voice: Sorry...

Inklinda’s voice: It’s ALWAYS unsettling whenever you, like, AGREE with my opinion or whatever!

Squilma’s voice: Wait... THAT’S why you... never mind... *SIGH*

Seth: So we did the same thing?

Squika: It must be our twin bond.

Seth: Whoa... that’s AMAZING!

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Inklinda Squatson

Inklinda: Um... like... um...

Squilma’s voice: Go on, Inklinda... do better than me, as you SAID you would...

Inklinda: ... *GULP*... or whatever...

Squilma’s voice: HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you’d-

Podd’s voice: I believe Inklinda has public speech-triggered anxiety. Based on her mannerisms and hesitation, it is indeed clear that Inklinda’s nervousness is due to anxiety brought on by public speech.

Squilma’s voice: Oh... you can do it! I love you

Inklinda: O-Okay... *GULP*... I-Inklein and I were ch-chosen as the face o-of the original Splatoon from a list of candidates, including a p-pair of mammals with long ears th-that later became the basis of the Woomy’s long head tentacles, a-and of Judd the referee.

*BOWS*

Inklein’s voice: Wow, that was very good, Lindie.

Squilma’s voice: Agreed, Inklinda. Very nicely done.

Inklinda: Aw, thank you so much! D-Do you wanna go to-

Inklein’s voice: You’re so pretty, Wilma. I brought us two tickets to a luxury spa weekend at Romantis Spa Report.

Inklinda: Aw, you shouldn’t ha-

*EYES BULGE*

Inklinda: WRRRRRRRA-

~TECHNICAL #$@%* ~ PLEASE STAND #$@%*~

***
Inklein Schminklein

Inklein:
Uh... Squidkid is the most awesomest superhero!

Squilma’s voice: *SIGH*... just move it along!

***
Sheldon Shellendorf

Sheldon: And now, a detailed and historically accurate recount of the Inkling-Octarian conflict, from the precursor to the First Great Turf War to the present-

Inklinda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Like, EVERYONE OUT NOW OR WHATEVER!

*LOUD FOOTSTEPS RACING AWAY*

Sheldon: -and so the terrain that would eventually become Inkopolis was highly contested by multiple factions, not the least of which was-

***
And there you have it, a selection of facts about the Splatoon series you may not have known... or have wanted to know... oh well, never mind. Come back next time when I - and possibly Inklein - teach you MORE Stuff n’ Junk! Jack Teaches You Stuff 'n Junk: A Mock "After School Special"... Thing by... Jack 631737971

Inklein’s voice: YAY! I get to tell people more Jeff and Stunky! Ooh... are we doing facts on the Pokémon Diamonds and Pearls? My favourite’s Bidoof... hahaha! It’s so cute, like a brown, round, big-toofed Juddapus! Happy

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February 18th 2021, 5:03 am
Hi all, and welcome back to Jack Teaches You Stuff n' Junk, the series whose title no longer makes sense because my WiiWareWave handle is now @TenthSeedZed32! But I'm gonna keep using it anyway because-

(Silly Author! Your name isn't at TenthSeedZed32, it's [IRL NAME REMOVED]! Silly Author, hahaha! Happy )

Oh yeah, and a certain Inkling named Inklein Reginald Schminklein III is helping, as promised.

(Yay! My middle name is officially revealed! And the fact that my Daddy and his Daddy are also named Inklein Schminklein, except their middle names are different. Hehehehe...."third"... sounds like "tur-" Happy )

As we have just entered the Year of the Ox, I have decided to do something special, as part of Lunar New Year celebrations: compile a list of every single Pokémon in every single Pokédex with at least one "8" in one or more of its various Pokédex numbers. As it happens, a lot of them have two eights, with more than a few having 88! (Professor Emmet Brown of the Hill Valley Region, anyone? Three Pines City Gym...? Or wait... was it Lone Pine, uh... eh, ask your parents! Mad ). Oh... I guess Cranky's here, too, heheh. Razz

Speaking of eight, every single Galar-native Pokémon and regional evolution contains an eight in its National Pokédex number, with Sword mascot Zacian, at NatDex number 888, being top dog. (Uh... wolf... oh, you know what I mean! Ask your parents! Mad )

(Silly Crampy Kong! Legendary Pokémon don't have parents, they're in the No Eggs Egg Group! Silly Crampy Kong, hahaha! Happy )

So, here it is, every main series Pokédex: Eight Digest Edition! I hope you enjoy! victory

(Silly Author! Mario isn't a Pokémon, he's a HUMAN! Silly Auth... ooh, I guess he's a MIFFY-cool Pokémon, then! Hahaha, that's a good one, Author! Happy )

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National Pokédex
Spoiler:
008 Wartortle
018 Pidgeot
028 Sandslash
038 Ninetales
048 Venonat
058 Growlithe
068 Machamp
078 Rapidash
080 Slowbro
081 Magnemite
082 Magneton
083 Farfetch'd
084 Doduo
085 Dodrio
086 Seel
087 Dewgong
088 Grimer
089 Muk
098 Krabby
108 Lickitung
118 Goldeen
128 Tauros
138 Omanyte
148 Dragonair

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158 Totodile
168 Ariados
178 Xatu
180 Flaaffy
181 Ampharos
182 Bellossom
183 Marill
184 Azumarill
185 Sudowoodo
186 Politoed
187 Hoppip
188 Skiploom
189 Jumpluff
198 Murkrow
208 Steelix
218 Slugma
228 Houndour
238 Smoochum
248 Tyranitar

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258 Mudkip
268 Cascoon
278 Wingull
280 Ralts
281 Kirlia
282 Gardevoir
283 Surskit
284 Masquerain
285 Shroomish
286 Breloom
287 Slakoth
288 Vigoroth
289 Slaking
298 Azurill
308 Medicham
318 Carvanha
328 Trapinch
338 Solrock
348 Armaldo
358 Chimecho
368 Gorebyss
378 Regice
380 Latias
381 Latios
382 Kyogre
383 Groudon
384 Rayquaza
385 Jirachi
386 Deoxys

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387 Turtwig
388 Grotle
389 Torterra
398 Staraptor
408 Cranidos
418 Buizel
428 Lopunny
438 Bonsly
448 Lucario
458 Mantyke
468 Togekiss
478 Froslass
480 Uxie
481 Mesprit
482 Azelf
483 Dialga
484 Palkia
485 Heatran
486 Regigigas
487 Giratina
488 Cresselia
489 Phione

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498 Tepig
508 Stoutland
518 Musharna
528 Swoobat
538 Throh
548 Petilil
558 Crustle
568 Trubbish
578 Duosion
580 Ducklett
581 Swanna
582 Vanillite
583 Vanillish
584 Vanilluxe
585 Deerling
586 Sawsbuck
587 Emolga
588 Karrablast
589 Escavalier
598 Ferrothorn
608 Lampent
618 Stunfisk
628 Braviary
638 Cobalion
648 Meloetta

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658 Greninja
668 Pyroar
678 Meowstic
680 Doublade
681 Aegislash
682 Spritzee
683 Aromatisse
684 Swirlix
685 Slurpuff
686 Inkay
687 Malamar
688 Binacle
689 Barbaracle
698 Amaura
708 Phantump
718 Zygarde

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728 Popplio
738 Vikavolt
748 Toxapex
758 Salazzle
768 Golisopod
778 Mimikyu
780 Drampa
781 Dhelmise
782 Jangmo-o
783 Hakamo-o
784 Kommo-o
785 Tapu Koko
786 Tapu Lele
787 Tapu Bulu
788 Tapu Fini
789 Cosmog
798 Kartana
800 Necrozma
801 Magearna
802 Marshadow
803 Poipole
804 Naganadel
805 Stakataka
806 Blacephalon
807 Zeraora
808 Meltan
809 Melmetal

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810 Grookey
811 Thwackey
812 Rillaboom
813 Scorbunny
814 Raboot
815 Cinderace
816 Sobble
817 Drizzile
818 Inteleon
819 Skwovet
820 Greedent
821 Rookidee
822 Corvisquire
823 Corviknight
824 Blipbug
825 Dottler
826 Orbeetle
827 Nickit
828 Thievul
829 Gossifleur
830 Eldegoss
831 Wooloo
832 Dubwool
833 Chewtle
834 Drednaw
835 Yamper
836 Boltund
837 Rolycoly
838 Carkol
839 Coalossal
840 Applin
841 Flapple
842 Appletun
843 Silicobra
844 Sandaconda
845 Cramorant
846 Arrokuda
847 Barraskewda
848 Toxel
849 Toxtricity
850 Sizzlipede
851 Centiskorch
852 Clobbopus
853 Grapploct
854 Sinistea
855 Polteageist
856 Hatenna
857 Hattrem
858 Hatterene
859 Impidimp
860 Morgrem
861 Grimmsnarl
862 Obstagoon
863 Perrserker
864 Cursola
865 Sirfetch'd
866 Mr. Rime
867 Runerigus
868 Milcery
869 Alcremie
870 Falinks
871 Pincurchin
872 Snom
873 Frosmoth
874 Stonjourner
875 Eiscue
876 Indeedee
877 Morpeko
878 Cufant
879 Copperajah
880 Dracozolt
881 Arctozolt
882 Dracovish
883 Arctovish
884 Duraludon
885 Dreepy
886 Drakloak
887 Dragapult
888 Zacian
889 Zamazenta
890 Eternatus
891 Kubfu
892 Urshifu
893 Zarude
894 Regieleki
895 Regidrago
896 Glastrier
897 Spectrier
898 Calyrex
899 TBC

Generation I
Kanto Pokédex:
008 Wartortle
018 Pidgeot
028 Sandslash
038 Ninetales
048 Venonat
058 Growlithe
068 Machamp
078 Rapidash
080 Slowbro
081 Magnemite
082 Magneton
083 Farfetch'd
084 Doduo
085 Dodrio
086 Seel
087 Dewgong
088 Grimer
089 Muk
098 Krabby
108 Lickitung
118 Goldeen
128 Tauros
138 Omanyte
148 Dragonair

Generation II
New Pokédex (GSC):
008 Croconaw
018 Raticate
028 Kakuna
038 Golbat
048 Sandshrew
058 Gastly
068 Skiploom
078 Goldeen
080 Slowpoke
081 Slowbro
082 Slowking
083 Oddish
084 Gloom
085 Vileplume
086 Bellossom
087 Drowzee
088 Hypno
089 Abra
098 Nidoran�
108 Venonat
118 Magnemite
128 Arcanine
138 Psyduck
148 Tauros
158 Farfetch'd
168 Starmie
178 Lickitung
180 Eevee
181 Vaporeon
182 Jolteon
183 Flareon
184 Espeon
185 Umbreon
186 Horsea
187 Seadra
188 Kingdra
189 Gligar
198 Skarmory
208 Murkrow
218 Blissey
228 Venusaur
238 Raikou
248 Ho-Oh

Generation III
Hoenn Pokédex (RSE):
008 Marshtomp
018 Dustox
028 Pelipper
038 Slaking
048 Makuhita
058 Graveler
068 Sableye
078 Electrike
080 Plusle
081 Minun
082 Magnemite
083 Magneton
084 Voltorb
085 Electrode
086 Volbeat
087 Illumise
088 Oddish
089 Gloom
098 Sharpedo
108 Koffing
118 Flygon
128 Whiscash
138 Jigglypuff
148 Duskull
158 Psyduck
168 Heracross
178 Gorebyss
180 Corsola
181 Chinchou
182 Lanturn
183 Luvdisc
184 Horsea
185 Seadra
186 Kingdra
187 Bagon
188 Shelgon
189 Salamence
198 Kyogre

Kanto Pokédex:
008 Wartortle
018 Pidgeot
028 Sandslash
038 Ninetales
048 Venonat
058 Growlithe
068 Machamp
078 Rapidash
080 Slowbro
081 Magnemite
082 Magneton
083 Farfetch'd
084 Doduo
085 Dodrio
086 Seel
087 Dewgong
088 Grimer
089 Muk
098 Krabby
108 Lickitung
118 Goldeen
128 Tauros
138 Omanyte
148 Dragonair

Generation IV
Sinnoh Pokédex (DPt):
008 Prinplup
018 Luxio
028 Zubat
038 Shieldon
048 Wurmple
058 Cherubi
068 Lopunny
078 Goldeen
080 Barboach
081 Whiscash
082 Chingling
083 Chimecho
084 Stunky
085 Skuntank
086 Meditite
087 Medicham
088 Bronzor
089 Bronzong
098 Blissey
108 Spiritomb
118 Quagsire
128 Drapion
138 Feebas
148 Azelf

Platinum-only
158 Kirlia
168 Umbreon
178 Magnemite
180 Magnezone
181 Tangela
183 Yanma
185 Tropius
187 Rhydon
189 Duskull
198 Electabuzz
208 Froslass

Johto Pokédex (HGSS):
008 Croconaw
018 Raticate
028 Kakuna
038 Golbat
048 Sandshrew
058 Gastly
068 Skiploom
078 Goldeen
080 Slowpoke
081 Slowbro
082 Slowking
083 Oddish
084 Gloom
085 Vileplume
086 Bellossom
087 Drowzee
088 Hypno
089 Abra
098 Nidoran♂
108 Wobbuffet
118 Muk
128 Ninetales
138 Meowth
148 Hitmontop
158 Mr. Mime
168 Shuckle
178 Seel
180 Lickitung
181 Lickilicky
182 Tangela
183 Tangrowth
184 Eevee
185 Vaporeon
186 Jolteon
187 Flareon
188 Espeon
189 Umbreon
198 Teddiursa
208 Cubone
218 Sneasel
228 Kabutops
238 Wartortle
248 Dragonite

Generation V
Unova Pokédex (BW):
008 Dewott
018 Simisage
028 Blitzle
038 Timburr
048 Leavanny
058 Krokorok
068 Yamask
078 Minccino
080 Gothita
081 Gothorita
082 Gothitelle
083 Solosis
084 Duosion
085 Reuniclus
086 Ducklett
087 Swanna
088 Vanillite
089 Vanillish
098 Frillish
108 Tynamo
118 Haxorus
128 Golett
138 Durant
148 Thundurus

New Unova Pokédex (B2W2):
008 Dewott
018 Swadloon
028 Psyduck
038 Simisage
048 Magnemite
058 Electivire
068 Roggenrola
078 Skitty
080 Buneary
081 Lopunny
082 Cottonee
083 Whimsicott
084 Petilil
085 Lilligant
086 Munna
087 Musharna
088 Cleffa
089 Clefairy
098 Glaceon
108 Cinccino
118 Scrafty
128 Archen
138 Gothitelle
148 Zebstrika
158 Accelgor
168 Aggron
178 Eelektrik
180 Frillish
181 Jellicent
182 Alomomola
183 Axew
184 Fraxure
185 Haxorus
186 Zangoose
187 Seviper
188 Elgyem
189 Beheeyem
198 Tornadus
208 Drifloon
218 Tangrowth
228 Tympole
238 Staryu
248 Vulpix
258 Swinub
268 Sawk
278 Slaking
280 Crawdaunt
281 Igglybuff
282 Jigglypuff
283 Wigglytuff
284 Lickitung
285 Lickilicky
286 Yanma
287 Yanmega
288 Tropius
289 Carnivine
298 Keldeo

Generation VI
Central Kalos Pokédex:
008 Frogadier
018 Pidgeotto
028 Beedrill
038 Bidoof
048 Masquerain
058 Pyroar
068 Flabébé
078 Skitty
080 Bulbasaur
081 Ivysaur
082 Venusaur
083 Charmander
084 Charmeleon
085 Charizard
086 Squirtle
087 Wartortle
088 Blastoise
089 Skiddo
098 Gulpin
108 Bellossom
118 Doublade
128 Swanna
138 Munchlax
148 Axew

Coastal Kalos Pokédex:
008 Grumpig
018 Pelipper
028 Wailord
038 Qwilfish
048 Hippopotas
058 Machoke
068 Aerodactyl
078 Vaporeon
080 Flareon
081 Espeon
082 Umbreon
083 Leafeon
084 Glaceon
085 Sylveon
086 Emolga
087 Yanma
088 Yanmega
089 Hawlucha
098 Sawk
108 Nidorino
118 Wynaut
128 Flaaffy
138 Chatot
148 Lanturn

Mountain Kalos Pokédex:
008 Garchomp
018 Quagsire
028 Victreebel
038 Arbok
048 Pawniard
058 Buizel
068 Rotom
078 Mamoswine
080 Avalugg
081 Cubchoo
082 Beartic
083 Smoochum
084 Jynx
085 Vanillite
086 Vanillish
087 Vanilluxe
088 Snover
089 Abomasnow
098 Sandslash
108 Ariados
118 Noctowl
128 Gothitelle
138 Ditto
148 Xerneas

Hoenn Pokédex (ORAS):
008 Marshtomp
018 Dustox
028 Pelipper
038 Vigoroth
048 Exploud
058 Geodude
068 Tentacool
078 Meditite
080 Electrike
081 Manectric
082 Plusle
083 Minun
084 Magnemite
085 Magneton
086 Magnezone
087 Voltorb
088 Electrode
089 Volbeat
098 Roselia
108 Slugma
118 Sandslash
128 Zangoose
138 Lileep
148 Staryu
158 Chimecho
168 Wobbuffet
178 Rhyperior
180 Glalie
181 Froslass
182 Spheal
183 Sealeo
184 Walrein
185 Clamperl
186 Huntail
187 Gorebyss
188 Relicanth
189 Corsola
198 Salamence
208 Groudon

Generation VII
Alola Pokédex (SuMo):
008 Brionne
018 Metapod
028 Charjabug
038 Slowbro
048 Magneton
058 Smeargle
068 Zubat
078 Mandibuzz
080 Primeape
081 Delibird
082 Oricorio
083 Cutiefly
084 Ribombee
085 Petilil
086 Lilligant
087 Cottonee
088 Whimsicott
089 Psyduck
098 Roggenrola
108 Finneon
118 Shelgon
128 Umbreon
138 Miltank
148 Parasect
158 Fletchling
168 Magmortar
178 Goomy
180 Goodra
181 Castform
182 Wimpod
183 Golisopod
184 Staryu
185 Starmie
186 Sandygast
187 Palossand
188 Cranidos
189 Rampardos
198 Nosepass
208 Skarmory
218 Porygon2
228 Electivire
238 Gible
248 Froslass
258 Snubbull
268 Lapras
278 Honchkrow
280 Lucario
281 Dratini
282 Dragonair
283 Dragonite
284 Aerodactyl
285 Tapu Koko
286 Tapu Lele
287 Tapu Bulu
288 Tapu Fini
289 Cosmog
298 Kartana

Melemele Island Pokédex (SuMo):
008 Brionne
018 Metapod
028 Charjabug
038 Slowbro
048 Magneton
058 Smeargle
068 Zubat
078 Mandibuzz
080 Primeape
081 Delibird
082 Oricorio
083 Cutiefly
084 Ribombee
085 Petilil
086 Lilligant
087 Cottonee
088 Whimsicott
089 Psyduck
098 Roggenrola
108 Finneon
118 Shelgon

Akala Island Pokédex (SuMo):
008 Caterpie
018 Blissey
028 Crobat
038 Tentacool
048 Herdier
058 Sylveon
068 Dewpider
078 Poliwrath
080 Goldeen
081 Seaking
082 Feebas
083 Milotic
084 Alomomola
085 Fletchling
086 Fletchinder
087 Talonflame
088 Salandit
089 Salazzle
098 Bounsweet
108 Castform
118 Bastiodon
128 Chinchou

Ula'ula Island Pokédex (SuMo):
008 Ledyba
018 Slowpoke
028 Grimer
038 Diglett
048 Whimsicott
058 Mudbray
068 Poliwag
078 Trubbish
080 Skarmory
081 Ditto
082 Cleffa
083 Clefairy
084 Clefable
085 Minior
086 Beldum
087 Metang
088 Metagross
089 Porygon
098 Elekid
108 Vibrava
118 Snorunt
128 Vanillish

Poni Island Pokédex (SuMo):
008 Happiny
018 Crabominable
028 Vullaby
038 Whimsicott
048 Roggenrola
058 Lumineon
068 Goodra
078 Dhelmise
080 Sharpedo
081 Wailmer
082 Wailord
083 Lapras
084 Exeggcute
085 Exeggutor
086 Jangmo-o
087 Hakamo-o
088 Kommo-o
089 Emolga
098 Dragonite

Alola Pokédex (USUM):
008 Brionne
018 Metapod
028 Zorua
038 Sudowoodo
048 Pelipper
058 Muk
068 Makuhita
078 Murkrow
080 Zubat
081 Golbat
082 Crobat
083 Noibat
084 Noivern
085 Diglett
086 Dugtrio
087 Spearow
088 Fearow
089 Rufflet
098 Cutiefly
108 Golduck
118 Machoke
128 Spinda
138 Shellder
148 Shelgon
158 Umbreon
168 Jigglypuff
178 Morelull
180 Paras
181 Parasect
182 Poliwag
183 Poliwhirl
184 Poliwrath
185 Politoed
186 Goldeen
187 Seaking
188 Basculin
189 Feebas
198 Marowak
208 Steenee
218 Sliggoo
228 Omastar
238 Bastiodon
248 Pupitar
258 Lanturn
268 Pineco
278 Beldum
280 Metagross
281 Porygon
282 Porygon2
283 Porygon-Z
284 Pancham
285 Pangoro
286 Komala
287 Torkoal
288 Turtonator
289 Houndour
298 Geodude
308 Gabite
318 Frillish
328 Sandshrew
338 Bisharp
348 Dragalge
358 Crawdaunt
368 Aipom
378 Lucario
380 Dragonair
381 Dragonite
382 Aerodactyl
383 Tapu Koko
384 Tapu Lele
385 Tapu Bulu
386 Tapu Fini
387 Cosmog
388 Cosmoem
389 Solgaleo
398 Kartana

Melemele Island Pokédex (USUM):
008 Brionne
018 Metapod
028 Zorua
038 Sudowoodo
048 Pelipper
058 Muk
068 Makuhita
078 Murkrow
080 Zubat
081 Golbat
082 Crobat
083 Noibat
084 Noivern
085 Diglett
086 Dugtrio
087 Spearow
088 Fearow
089 Rufflet
098 Cutiefly
108 Golduck
118 Machoke
128 Spinda
138 Shellder
148 Shelgon

Akala Island Pokédex (USUM):
008 Caterpie
018 Blissey
028 Crobat
038 Tentacool
048 Octillery
058 Espeon
068 Igglybuff
078 Lurantis
080 Shiinotic
081 Paras
082 Parasect
083 Poliwag
084 Poliwhirl
085 Poliwrath
086 Politoed
087 Goldeen
088 Seaking
089 Basculin
098 Cubone
108 Bounsweet
118 Goomy
128 Omanyte
138 Shieldon
148 Larvitar
158 Lanturn

Ula'ula Island Pokédex (USUM):
008 Ledyba
018 Slowpoke
028 Grimer
038 Diglett
048 Petilil
058 Finneon
068 Dewpider
078 Goldeen
080 Basculin
081 Goomy
082 Sliggoo
083 Goodra
084 Castform
085 Trubbish
086 Garbodor
087 Minccino
088 Cinccino
089 Pineco
098 Minior
108 Torkoal
118 Electivire
128 Gible
138 Banette
148 Weavile
158 Pawniard

Poni Island Pokédex (USUM):
008 Buneary
018 Wingull
028 Crobat
038 Mandibuzz
048 Lilligant
058 Machoke
068 Tentacruel
078 Pinsir
080 Sliggoo
081 Goodra
082 Castform
083 Wimpod
084 Golisopod
085 Skarmory
086 Snubbull
087 Granbull
088 Shellos
089 Gastrodon
098 Wailmer
108 Jangmo-o
118 Pyroar
128 Dragonite

Kanto Pokédex:
008 Wartortle
018 Pidgeot
028 Sandslash
038 Ninetales
048 Venonat
058 Growlithe
068 Machamp
078 Rapidash
080 Slowbro
081 Magnemite
082 Magneton
083 Farfetch'd
084 Doduo
085 Dodrio
086 Seel
087 Dewgong
088 Grimer
089 Muk
098 Krabby
108 Lickitung
118 Goldeen
128 Tauros
138 Omanyte
148 Dragonair

Generation VIII
Galar Pokédex:
008 Drizzile
018 Vikavolt
028 Unfezant
038 Ludicolo
048 Bunnelby
058 Bellossom
068 Vulpix
078 Delibird
080 Glalie
081 Froslass
082 Baltoy
083 Claydol
084 Mudbray
085 Mudsdale
086 Dwebble
087 Crustle
088 Golett
089 Golurk
098 Krabby
108 Hitmonlee
118 Bronzor
128 Cherubi
138 Machop
148 Remoraid
158 Garbodor
168 Roggenrola
178 Onix
180 Arrokuda
181 Barraskewda
182 Meowth
183 Perrserker
184 Persian
185 Milcery
186 Alcremie
187 Cutiefly
188 Ribombee
189 Ferroseed
198 Jolteon
208 Espurr
218 Farfetch'd
228 Barboach
238 Impidimp
248 Throh
258 Togetic
268 Gothorita
278 Beheeyem
280 Beartic
281 Rufflet
282 Braviary
283 Vullaby
284 Mandibuzz
285 Skorupi
286 Drapion
287 Litwick
288 Lampent
289 Chandelure
298 Riolu
308 Toxapex
318 Helioptile
328 Runerigus
338 Phantump
348 Togedemaru
358 Bergmite
368 Darmanitan
378 Charmander
380 Charizard
381 Type: Null
382 Silvally
383 Larvitar
384 Pupitar
385 Tyranitar
386 Deino
387 Zweilous
388 Hydreigon
389 Goomy
398 Zacian

Isle of Armor Pokédex:
008 Blissey
018 Lurantis
028 Klefki
038 Krabby
048 Wingull
058 Wooper
068 Bulbasaur
078 Amoonguss
080 Tangela
081 Tangrowth
082 Croagunk
083 Toxicroak
084 Pichu
085 Pikachu
086 Raichu
087 Zorua
088 Zoroark
089 Oranguru
098 Staryu
108 Inkay
118 Scyther
128 Toxapex
138 Whiscash
148 Whismur
158 Lycanroc
168 Sandshrew
178 Krookodile
180 Braviary
181 Vullaby
182 Mandibuzz
183 Rhyhorn
184 Rhydon
185 Rhyperior
186 Larvesta
187 Volcarona
188 Chinchou
189 Lanturn
198 Horsea
208 Porygon

Crown Tundra Pokédex:
008 Piloswine
018 Magby
028 Sneasel
038 Morgrem
048 Litwick
058 Gurdurr
068 Nidoran♂
078 Umbreon
080 Glaceon
081 Leafeon
082 Sylveon
083 Tyrunt
084 Tyrantrum
085 Amaura
086 Aurorus
087 Bronzor
088 Bronzong
089 Stonjourner
098 Accelgor
108 Cufant
118 Garchomp
128 Carbink
138 Hydreigon
148 Carracosta
158 Pincurchin
168 Cottonee
178 Coalossal
180 Ferrothorn
181 Noibat
182 Noivern
183 Lileep
184 Cradily
185 Anorith
186 Armaldo
187 Relicanth
188 Feebas
189 Milotic
198 Regice
208 Glastrier

***

There you have it! Every Pokémon with an eight! Now, as Sonic says, Gotta go fast! Oh, and...

"Gong Hei Fat Choy!" sonic

(Silly Author! That isn't Sanic's catchphrase, it's "Chill OUT, dawgz!" Silly Author, hahaha! Happy )

(Silly Author! Sanic isn't a Nintendooo! Silly Author, hahaha! Happy )

(Ooh... Sonic's blue! Lindie's boyfriend is blue, too. I wonder if she'll introduce me sometime... his name's Inkle-butt. He sounds very nice! Happy )

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