Re: break a wish

June 1st 2012, 6:59 pm

granted but it will self-destruct in 5 seconds

I wish E3 will arrive sooner.

June 2nd 2012, 8:13 am

Granted but it arrives so fast. You dont realize its there till its too late.

I wish my MP3 player was working.

June 10th 2012, 11:16 pm

Granted, but it charges you a dollar per song.

I wish that E3 2012 wasn't so bad. Sad

June 11th 2012, 6:31 am

Granted but next years its too hardcore for youto handle.

I wish I had my money now to pay my cellphone bill.

June 11th 2012, 9:05 pm

Granted, but your cellphone breaks and has no warranty

I wish there were no more wishes

June 12th 2012, 10:47 am

Not Granted.

I wish i didnt have to break the rules with that lst wish.

June 14th 2012, 4:02 am

Granted, but now you have to eat a bowl of asparaspinacheddartichoy, a disgusting concoction made from rotten asparagus, spinach, stinky cheese, artichoke and cabbage blended into a pulp and seasoned with yesterday's socks, soiled underwear...and just a hint of cinnamon! >:3

I wish other people liked my banner. Smile

June 14th 2012, 1:33 pm

(O_O)

WHAT!!!!!

No I refuse I will not grant your wish

I wish someone else had to eat a bowl of asparaspinacheddartichoy

June 14th 2012, 1:52 pm

Holy crap that asparaspinacheddartichoy was delicious!

Now I wish I didn't have to run to the bathroom every five minutes.

June 14th 2012, 1:56 pm

Granted. Instead to will run to it Every 4 minutes and 59 seconds.

I wish I was able to download my music from Windows Live Skydrive.

June 14th 2012, 3:31 pm

Granted, but you only manage to transfer one song before your computer self-destructs!

I wish I had a working Nintendo 64 console again.

June 15th 2012, 3:40 pm

granted, but its actually a neo geo

i wish that person returned my dvds

June 15th 2012, 5:09 pm

Granted, but that guy also gives you $500. >:3
Oh, wait a minute...that wasn't a corr-
*WISH GRANTED. NEXT WISH.*

I wish I'd corrupted that wish properly... Neutral

June 22nd 2012, 1:09 pm

Granted but you become a dark genie Razz

I wish that last nights Nintendo Direct would have revealed new Wii games Sad

June 22nd 2012, 8:03 pm

Granted, it officially reveals "Married Life: My In-Laws" for Wii and "Married Life: My New Baby - Boy Version and Girl Version" for Nintendo DS.

I wish for a cure for the common cold.

July 11th 2012, 6:45 pm

Granted, but it gives you the flu instead. Razz

I wish my shoulder would heal faster. Neutral

July 11th 2012, 8:26 pm

Granted, your shoulder can now heal other people in a matter of seconds!

I wish the Power Rangers Season 1 thread would update more often. Neutral

July 11th 2012, 8:43 pm

Granted it updates so fast people post at the same time
I wish I was in Japan right now with my special other

July 11th 2012, 8:57 pm

LordOtakWiiU wrote:Granted it updates so fast people post at the same time

That would be absolutely fantastic! Smile

LordOtakWiiU wrote:I wish I was in Japan right now with my special other

Granted, but your 'special other' is a bag of flour!

I wish I knew the meaning of peanut brittle.

July 13th 2012, 1:39 pm

granted, but you find out its somthing horrible.

I wish I had wireless internet.

July 13th 2012, 4:22 pm

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for snacks. Smile

July 18th 2012, 5:16 pm

granted but they are horrible.

I wish my feet didnt hurt

July 18th 2012, 6:03 pm

Granted, but now your left index finger hurts! No L-Button-mashing for you, I'm afraid!

I wish for confirmation from Megatron2000 that he is playing the Green Ranger so I know whether-or-not to offer the role to another WiiWareWaver. Neutral

August 15th 2012, 8:43 am

Granted. But then the Real Green Ranger shows up and Sues for Copy right

I wish I could just find a place already.

August 15th 2012, 3:34 pm

Granted, but you soon figure out that you belong in three places: Canada, WiiWareWave...and Stinkysokksencheezberg!

I wish for everybody on WiiWareWave to receive a $500 gift card for their favourite place to buy games (if their currency is different to dollars, then it'd be an equivalent, such as ¥50,000 for somebody who lives in Japan). Wink

August 16th 2012, 6:29 am

Granted but its in Store credit and not actual cash.

I wish I could teleport.

August 16th 2012, 6:38 am

Granted, but you're only able to teleport 2 feet at a time...and I don't mean distance. Neutral

I wish we had a Green Ranger, a Magenta Ranger, a Cyan Ranger, a Yellow Ranger and a Purple Ranger in Mushroom Force so the show could make some progress. It feels like wasted effort on my part. Neutral

August 16th 2012, 6:42 am

Granted but then the real power ranger bad guys show up. Then your in a world of crap.

I wish I gotten my android phone fixed sooner.

August 16th 2012, 7:23 am

Granted. If only they hadn't released a suped up version of the same phone with better durability- that money for repairs could have been used for it especially since you qualify for a new 2 year contract w/ a phone.

August 16th 2012, 3:11 pm

Granted, but you forgot to make a wish, so you get a mouldy caramel eclair and a glass of beetroot and chocolate sauce puree instead.

I wish for every New Super Mario Bros. 2 owner to collect one million coins in their respective copies of the game.

August 16th 2012, 7:32 pm

granted but for every coin they collect is a life lost.

I wish I had a time machine

August 20th 2012, 11:42 am

Granted but you change the past and were never born
I wish that Nintendo would stop being so secretive about the price of the WiiU Sad

August 20th 2012, 12:40 pm

granted but then you learn something you dont want to about it.

I wish i had more money.

August 20th 2012, 3:36 pm

Granted, but you turn into a-Wario! WAHAHAHA! Very Happy

I wish you didn't just make me wear red in Pamplona while a thousand bulls charge straight towards me! Surprised

October 22nd 2012, 9:54 am

Wait what.........

I wish I had more time.

October 22nd 2012, 10:05 am

Plays song of time...
I wish...... Ahh who am I kidding you all know my wish

October 22nd 2012, 10:06 am

But.......I need to Break something.................

*Universe implodes*

October 22nd 2012, 11:49 am

Granted, but you turn into a real dinosaur! lol!

October 22nd 2012, 11:55 am

Granted, but since you forgot to make a wish, you missed out on the cake (it was soooo tasty)!

I wish for an anchovy sammich. Smile

October 22nd 2012, 5:35 pm

NO!!!!!!

I wish for a Bacon and Ham with cheeze Sammich

October 22nd 2012, 6:33 pm

Granted, but it also contains creme a la suetti gym socque. Razz

I wish for a cuddly widdle Chain Chomp puppy that never grows up to nurture and love. Very Happy

October 23rd 2012, 11:54 am

Granted but then you get a visit from bowser.

I wish I could find Justice league Crisis on Two Earths on DVD

October 23rd 2012, 1:49 pm

Granted, but you only find it on eBay...in two alternate realities. And the seller doesn't ship to this reality. Wink

I wish for a platypus balloon...no, wait...Perry the Platypus Balloon...no, wait...PERRY THE PLATYPUS! Very Happy

October 23rd 2012, 3:39 pm

well played sir, Well Played

Granted but when you get him he dissapears on a serect mission

I wish my wireless mouse was rechargable

October 23rd 2012, 3:54 pm

Granted, but Team Plasma tries to liberate your mouse after they mistake it for a Pikachu. Wink

I wish for the next poster to have two wishes. Very Happy

April 29th 2013, 12:47 pm

Granted, but the person who shall grant those wishes is Rumplestiltskin.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.
I wish that I could see Steven Tyler just once.

April 29th 2013, 3:28 pm

Granted (by Rumplestiltskin) who transforms Steven Tyler into a young woman with no memory of her former life. Not knowing who she really is, you seek a relationship with her, but she rejects you immediately. You never see her again.

I wish for spaghetti tacos a la Spencer Shay.

May 10th 2013, 1:14 pm

Granted, but your genie doesn't understand your wish so you instead become the proud owner of two Taco Bell restaurants Smile

I wish that Hudson would not have disappeared from the industry Crying or Very sad

May 10th 2013, 4:23 pm

Granted, now Sony has disappeared from the industry instead! Surprised

I wish that the person below me would treat themselves to a nice, relaxing spa weekend.

May 10th 2013, 5:13 pm

Granted

I wish I could work up the will the will to finish my reviews.