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October 25th 2013, 4:48 pm
Everybody's familiar with the old "How many [blank] does it take to change a lightbulb?" gags, which often have groan-inducing punchlines. Here's my idea: I start things off with a joke using the following criteria: "How many [blank] does it take to [blank] a [blank]?", then the next poster creates a punchline for the joke, followed by their own "How many [blank] does it take to [blank] a [blank]?" joke. So it could look something like this:

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GamerZackX

How many chefs does it take to bake a soufflé?

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Rukiafan

No idea, but it only takes one to ruin it! lol!

How many Links does it take to save a kingdom?

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Nintenbro

I lost count after Skyward Sword!

How many generals does it take to conquer an empire?

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And so on. Okay, here's the starting joke! victory

How many castles does it take to find a princess?
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October 25th 2013, 9:35 pm
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How many kawaii Japanese women does it take to make me blush?

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October 25th 2013, 11:27 pm
Ichi no kawaii no onna desu! ^_^

How many noodles does it take to make a stirfry?
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October 26th 2013, 9:57 am
Fifty
How many days will I spend hugging my future girl friend in bed?

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October 26th 2013, 1:52 pm
Everyday. Wink
How many Toads does it take to upkeep the Mushroom Kingdom Castle?

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Bleach Thousand Year Blood War is upon us! W00t!
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October 26th 2013, 3:42 pm
Just one, but he exists in multiple locations at the same time, creating the illusion of him being a race of many individuals!

How many Nest Balls does it take to catch a Lv. 70 Mewtwo?
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October 26th 2013, 9:25 pm
Over 9000!
How many plushes will I buy and show to my kawaii friend, so she can blush at?

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October 26th 2013, 10:03 pm
As many as it takes for her to blush!

How many adventurers does it take to bring down a red dragon greatwyrm?
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October 27th 2013, 6:49 am
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How many cats does it take to eat a TV?

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October 27th 2013, 3:33 pm
Just one, but it looks like a toaster-tart and constantly sings "Nyan Nyan Nyan-Nyan Nyanyanyanyan Nyan Nyan!"

How many tacos does it take to start a stereotypical Mexican fiesta?
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October 27th 2013, 7:14 pm
The whole family Very Happy
How many more sweet compliments am I going to get from my friend in Japan?

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October 27th 2013, 7:46 pm
I could guess, but I think the surprise would be worth it! Wink

How many blank does it take to blank a blank?
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October 27th 2013, 9:00 pm
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How many games can I beat before years end?

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October 27th 2013, 9:27 pm
Blank! lol!

How many pancakes does it take to fill my tummy?
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October 28th 2013, 9:46 am
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How many years till I make it to Japan?

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October 28th 2013, 2:52 pm
As many years as it takes you to reach the land of Shinto, kabuki and Akihabara.

How many peas does it take to disgust a child?
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October 29th 2013, 9:32 am
Depends on the child, I liked peas
How many ____ does it take to _____ a _____

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October 29th 2013, 1:36 pm
Ooh, mad libs! Let's see... How many county fair does it take to dig a potato salad? HAHAHAHAHA! Mad libs are always such fun!

How many game companies does it take to buy Rare?
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