break a wish

Granted, that's not a computer. It's a microwave.

I wish for somebody else to get that joke.

nobody does

i wish a had a million bucks

Granted, you now own 1,000,000 male goats...which have just eaten all your clothes, books and favourite foods!

I wish to become a natural mage, like Zed Starmute.

granted but now turn yourself into a cactus

I wish I had my own house.

Granted, you now own the entire series of House, M.D. on VHS.

I wish you well on your journey.

Granted BUT I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish i could go to E3

Granted. Have fun at the Electric Eel Emporium!

I wish I hadn't just made that wish...

GRANTED BUT NOW IM A ZOMBIE!!!!!!!! FILLED WITH REVENGE

I wish it wasnt so hot.

Granted, it's so cold that you are now frozen to whatever spot you are sitting, lying or standing.

I wish for @KingreX32, @SuperVash, @Mouser, @Epona and @Amufungal to respond to the most recent PMs I sent them regarding their parts in Power Rangers Mushroom Force: The Series.

Granted Will Do it now.

I wish Ghost recon wasnt taking so long to install to my PS3

Granted, now it's not installing at all because your PS3 crashed...into a wall...while driving a car.

I wish people would stop hitting themselves all the time. It's really annoying!

Granted, but people are now kicking themselves instead.

I wish Xenoblade Chronicles X would release earlier this year in NA.

Granted, but it all in Japanese, eShop only at 40000 GB or 4TB
I wish I could actually meet my special someone face to face right now and kiss her

Granted, but you're both in the middle of a crowd of busy people when you meet.

I wish to see your credentials and confirm you are a fully-qualified genie before making my wish. For all I know you could just be an elemental posing as a genie.

Granted, but the price for that wish is to become a genie yourself.

I wish that the world wasn't so chaotic right now.

Granted, but that would mean certain people would have to leave the world.
I wish to go a week doing nothing, but cuddling with my special person

Granted, you spend a week as a stone statue cuddling with your Special One and have no memory of it afterwards.

I wish Iwata-san well into his next life.

Granted, but I can't break this wish otherwise it would be cruler then the people who bashed him the past 3 years...
I wish that that those jerks NEVER said those awful things about Iwata

Granted, and that's a wish I don't have the heart to screw-up.

I wish for something less depressing, like...pudding.

Granted, but you end up as Banana pudding.

I wish that Iwata wouldn't have died.

...

I wish to know if people are still interested in Crystals of Silveria.