Announcing... Crystals of Silveria Abridged

It's not everyday that a one-off Super-Short becomes its own series, and yet that's exactly what's happened to The Seventh Plot Device!

Get ready to experience a digest-sized, streamlined take on the classic tale in a world where everyone is named Steve, Zed has trouble sleeping for a somewhat different reason and the fourth wall is treated with so little regard that even BROCC is finding it hard to find his place in the hilarity!

Click here to experience this... uh... thing in all its dialogue-skipping glory: https://chromaicora.rpg-board.net/t16-crystals-of-silveria-abridged

I guess no-one's interested... I'm really sorry, everyone.

This sounds cool.

@RWBY_Red I agree. @GeekyGamerJack this is a wonderful idea.

Welp, Zed's back at school (or, from his own perspective, for the first time), and already a lot has happened: he's met Hermoyne G. Ranger and her brother Dooby-Scoo, become distracted by one ooh shiny after another and defied gross gravy tea after having eaten an arbour beast's body weight in hyper-sweet Goldenian rock candy.

Oh, and Kelvis and Butt-Ned are a thing. Which they are in the real series, to be honest (Come on, at least SOME of you have thought that exact sentiment during all two-and-a-half of their scenes in the canonical version, so this is merely an abridged-style exaggeration, or "abridgeration" )

Anyway, if you're innersted, the current storyline is "The Archetypal Evil Twin". Enjoy...