on August 21st 2019, 2:38 am
- DO NOT OPEN unless you've seen all 17 eps of Crystals Remastered!:
- Hi all, and welcome to Iconic Travel Journals, a video blog-style series that chronicles the travels of several main characters of the Chromaicora Adventures. As a part of the Expanded Chromaicora Project, this mockumentary series ties into the adventures of Zander (aka Zed) and others of his kind, as they record their exploits in video diary-style form. Naturally, this means spoilers, so view with caution.
Okay, let's begin!
Zander's Blog, Part 1
- We see a shaky view of Zander's feet on the ground.
Zander's voice: Is it switched on?
Amethyst's voice: I believe you are holding it upside-down.
Zander's voice: Oh, right.
The scene swivels past some sheep in a paddock up to Zander's face. Zander makes a silly mouth-and-eyes-wide-open face.
Zander: Hi! It's ya boi Zed here, videoing-
Amethyst's voice: "It's ya boi"?
Zander: Too much?
Amethyst's voice: Perhaps a little.
Zander: Yeah, heheh...anyway, I'm doing a travel video blog during my journey through Ornoposia. Oh, and I have a magic instructor!
The scene swivels to a view of Amethyst, who smiles.
Zander's voice: Say "Salve", Amethyst!
Amethyst: Greetings, Zed's subscribers.
Zander's voice: The ultimate elven mage!
Amethyst: You flatter me, dear apprentice.
The scene swivels back to Zander.
Zander: For the record, I'm a wizard, not a mage. Mages specialise in a single school of magic, whereas wizards are more freeform, picking and choosing from every school.
Amethyst's voice: Indeed.
Zander: Okay, see you all in a sec.
The scene jumps to a view of Zander in Silveria City.
Zander: Hey! I'm suddenly in the city!
Brocc's voice: However did we get here?!
Zander: Oh yeah, that voice belongs to Brocc Farshot, a new friend of mine.
Brocc's voice: And I'm INVEEZEEBEEL!
Zander: He's kidding, of course.
Brocc's voice: Yeah, I'm too short to reach the camera lens.
Zander: I was gonna record the tavern we were in last night, but the battery ran out.
Brocc's voice: You should get a GoPro. MUCH better for documenting travel logs.
Zander: Oh yeah...funny, I haven't seen a GoPro since before my memory was lost.
Brocc's voice: Eheheheheh...swiftly changing the subject...
Zander: Uh-oh, the battery's going again.
Brocc's voice: Darn it!
Zander: Okay, like and subscribe! I love you all!
Brocc's voice: I love you more! Unless you're my brother Sven, in which case you can take a fr e sh a voca do and-
Zander's Blog: Part 1.1 - I'M AT WIZARD SCHOOL! (NOT clickbait)
- We see a view of Zander as he makes his eyes-and-mouth-wide-open face.
Zander: What is UP, Zed-Warriors? I'm back with a new camera, which apparently has a longer battery life...AND a bigger memory card.
Kendall's voice: Memory what?
Zander: Y'know...? Memory card...?
Laura's voice: I believe you mean a fuda of false memories, Zed.
Zander: Um...anyway, I'm at WIZAHRRD SCHOOL!
Voice #1: And he's the only "wizahrrd" in the room, so make of that what you will.
Voice #2: Hey! What about me?
Laura's voice: You're a mage, Steve.
Steve's voice: That counts, doesn't it?
Voice #1: Maybe in your imagination...
Zander: In case you're wondering, these are some of my fellow students! Kendall Silvertooth-
The scene swivels to a view of Kendall, who waves into the camera.
Kendall: Hello there.
Zander's voice: -his half-sister Laura Goldenclaugh-
The scene swivels to a view of Laura, who smiles and waves with both hands in a sweet manner.
Zander's voice: -their friend Tara Bull-
The scene swivels to a view of Tara, who makes an "I'm totes innocent" face.
Tara: Totally not an undercover spy.
Zander's voice: -and Steve, because there's ALWAYS a Steve.
The scene swivels to a view of an average-looking guy with 5 O'clock shadow, who smiles wide enough to show his perfectly-aligned teeth.
Steve: Well, of COURSE there is.
Zander's voice: Now THERE'S a smile that'd make anyone swoon.
Steve: Oh, I'm flattered, Zed, but I'm already seeing someone.
Zander's voice: Haha, fair enough. So there you have it: a sorcerer, a hedge mage, a bard and an enchantingly charming mage.
Kendall: And a wizard!
Laura: Not JUST a wizard, but the fabled-
Zander's voice: Okay, let's try to save some of the surprises for later, right?
Laura: Of course. Now, if you'll please excuse me, I must visit the Ladies'. Be right back!
Laura stands and leaves the room. The camera swivels back to Zander's face.
Zander: And just like any other series related to Crystals of Silveria, the first episode mentions the toilet...
Kendall's voice: Toilet?
Zander: Y-Yeah...you know, where people go when they need to-
Tara's voice: We know what a toilet is, Zed. Believe me when I say you don't need to explain.
Zander: Right...anyway, it's my last day within the academy's walls.
Steve's voice: He's the Azurebound!
We hear a slapping sound.
Steve's voice: OW!
Tara's voice: He said to save the surprises for later!
Steve's voice: Right...my bad.
Zander: Anyway, as soon as Laura gets back, we're going to my farewell party! It's gonna be sweeeeeeet!
Tara's voice: Laura?
Zander: Yeah...Kendall's sister?
Kendall's voice: My sister's name isn't Laura.
Zander: It isn't? But that's what she told me it was...
Kendall's voice: Right...she can be a bit of a scamp, that one.
Zander: But...then why did you play along with her using a fake alias?
Kendall's voice: I have no idea what you mean.
Zander: I...okay, this is confusing.
Steve's voice: I'll say.
Tara's voice: Why don't we just head to the party?
Zander: Good idea. I'm sure she'll meet us there.
Tara's voice: I wouldn't count on it, Starmute.
Zander: Wait...she DITCHED us?!
Kendall's voice: Uh...I think you need a good meal, Zed. Fuel for the mind as well as the body and heart.
Zander rubs his eyes.
Zander: I think you're right. Okay, I'll finish the blog here for now. Like and subscribe! I love you all! Au revoir!
Tara's voice: Ah, vous parlez Luminelv? (Ah, you speak Light Elvish?)
Zander: Yes! Um...apparently...okaybyeloveyoulikesubscribeandclickthelittlebellforinstantnotifications!
Steve's voice: And subscribe to MY channel! Link in the description below!
Tara's voice: I warned you not to plug your channel in this vid, so now you must suffer the conseque-
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