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Sinking Like A Dead Frog...

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Developed and published by Alberto Roman, Coqui The Game is a unique platformer for sure, but is extremely low quality in many ways, but how bad can this game be, you say? Continue reading our review to find out!

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The gameplay is well it's a bizarre platformer with a heavy emphasis on jumping, but its mechanics are so stiff and incredibly poorly implemented it makes the game extremely frustrating to play. We honestly had an extremely difficult time forcing ourselves to play the game in its entirety due to its overwhelming issues.

The controls are among the most flawed aspects of the game, sometimes they're so stiff you'll struggle moving your frog while others it'll suddenly feel like you're slipping across ice with a layer of oil on top for extra slickness, to be frank this game has the worst controls we've ever seen in a platformer.

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The audio-visual presentation doesn't fare much better with colorful yet hideous level backgrounds and equally ugly characters and enemies and if that wasn't bad enough, the soundtrack is so horrendously annoying that you'll want to rip your ears off to end your suffering, no seriously it is THAT bad.

Bottom-Line: With unique gameplay...who're we kidding Coqui The Game for the Wii U is a seriously flawed game in almost every conceivable way and has the worst soundtrack we've ever heard hands-down and as such we give the game a terrible level of recommendation.

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Score: ★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 2/10

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#Review #AlbertoRoman #WiiU #eShop #Platformer #Bad

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Last edited by Towafan7 on March 14th 2019, 2:10 am; edited 1 time in total

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Towafan7
I hope you enjoy the review of our 200th Wii U eShop title! @GeekyGamerZack let's par-tay! king
Inoue79
I'm sorry that you had to review this. pale
Congratulations!
ToughGamer
My condolences. Good review.
Talesfanatic
This looks terrible.
Towafan7
Thanks for the comments! Wink
Kain
Nice review and congratulations for your 200th Wii U eshop review!
TechnicalIssues8
on March 14th 2019, 10:17 pmTechnicalIssues8
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Ouch. That looks like someone vomited a rainbow on the screen. Great review!
Kenshin A-Go-Go
Only one three letter word is needed for situations like this. Oof. wiiu - Review: Coqui The Game (Wii U eShop) 1625187496

Great review!
Towafan7
@TechnicalIssues8 That's the comment of the year right there LMAO! lol!
Also to the rest of you, thanks for the comments as always! king
Staroceancrazy
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The game looks absolutely terrible. Awesome review and congratulations on reaching the big 200 @Towafan7 Exclamation
Towafan7
@StarOceanCrazy Thanks dude! wiiu - Review: Coqui The Game (Wii U eShop) 631737971
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