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Re: Squidkid Shorts: A Fanfic-Spinoff Webseries by GeekyGamerZack

on May 25th 2018, 7:03 pm
Inklinda Shorts: Vacation for One
AKA "The Vacation Mini-Episode"

Spoiler:
Scene 1: Ate & Switch: Afternoon

Squilma, Squika and Inklein sit at a table. Squilma is looking around.

Squilma: Where's our order? I'm more ravenous than Inklinda in a cake factory!

Inklein: Heheh...you're so pretty when you're hungry, Squilma...

Squika: Wait...Inklinda hates cake?

Squilma: With a passion, my dear Squika. She avoids it like Inklinda in a candy floss factory!

Squika's left eye squints.

Squika: So what you're saying is that Inklinda dislikes junk food?

Squilma: No, just anything sweet.

Squika: Well, that explains her hatred for your good self, then...

Squilma smiles.

Squilma: Aw, that's such a sweet compliment, Squika...

Squika: I have my moments.

Inklein: Heheh...you're so pretty when you're thankful, Squilma...

Squika: So where IS Inklinda, anyway?

Squilma: She didn't tell you?

Squika: To be fair, she doesn't tell me ANYTHING.

Squilma: Well, you ARE a squeirdo...

Inklein: Heheh...you're so pretty when you're witty, Squilma...hey, that rhymes, just like an octaiku!

Squika: Octaiku don't rhyme, my good fellow, nor do they exist.

Inklein scratches his head.

Inklein: Oh...right...

Squilma: Moving back on topic, Inklinda is taking a "well-deserved" vacation at Mahi-Mahi Resort.

Squika: Well, I suppose even self-centered Inklings deserve a treat once every while...

Squilma: I know, which is why I had a little surprise left for her in her locker at Inkblot Art Academy...heheheh...

***
We cut to a view of the outside of a pink locker. After a moment, we hear a fart sound, followed by a cloud of sickly greenish mist emanating from the holes at the top.

***
We cut back to Squilma, Squika and Inklein. Squika's eyes widen.

Squika: But...who in their right mind would be dumb enough to be tricked into planting fartnacles in Inklinda's locker?!

Squika slowly turns his head...body...thing to look at Inklein. He is picking his nose. Inklein looks at Squika.

Inklein: What?

Squika: N-Nothing...

Squika's thoughts: I wondered why our friend possesses a strong odour of bottom-belch...

Squilma: Anyway, she won't be back for a little over a week.

Inklein: Wait a minute...I just realised that there's a theme of the number 8 throughout this fanfic!

Squika: Really? It took you this long to realise that fact, my simple-minded friend?

Squilma: THIS coming from the squeirdo who didn't realise that Squigley and Agent 3 haven't appeared in these Squidkid Shorts until I told him this morning?

Squika pouts.

Squika: That is completely different.

Squilma: Yeah...180 I.Q. my bass.

Inklein: That's not ALL I've figured out.

Squilma: What else have you realised, Inkle-butt?

Inklein: This mini-episode is called an "Inklinda Short", but Inklinda isn't actually IN it.

Squilma: Yeah, I know. That's the joke. She's the theme, but she doesn't make an ACTUAL appearance.

***
We cut to a view of Inklinda lying on a deckchair. She suddenly sits up and looks at the camera.

Inklinda: WHAT?! That is, like, SO unfair or whatever!

____________________________
Behold! The Squidkid Saga (aka my Splatoon series fanfics):
*Squigley no Densetsu
*Ally-Squinn no Shinwa
*Octanner no Monogatari - NOW LIVE!
*???
*Squidkid Shorts
(My deepest apologies to you all...lol jk) Razz

CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES

Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast

Re: Squidkid Shorts: A Fanfic-Spinoff Webseries by GeekyGamerZack

on June 16th 2018, 11:00 pm
Inklein Shorts: Inklein no Fanfic
AKA "The Fan-Fiction Mini-Episode"

Spoiler:
Scene 1: Inkopolis Square: Morning

Inklein finishes writing on several sheets of paper.

Inklein: There...the best thing I've ever written yet!

Squilma's voice: Hi, Inklein!

Squilma walks up to Inklein's table and sits down. Inklein smiles.

Inklein: Hi, Wilma!

Squilma: Whatcha doin' there?

Inklein: I just finished writing my first fan-fiction!

Squilma's left eye squints.

Squilma: Really?

Inklein: It's for a creative writing project at Inkblot. My teacher said I need to put a lot of effort into it if I want a passing grade.

Squilma: Fair enough. Um...may I read it?

Inklein blushes.

Inklein: Sure thing! Here you go.

Inklein hands the pages to Squilma.

Squilma: Okay, here goes...

***
The Adventures of Naff the Fan
Spoiler:
It was just another day, and a desk fan named Naff woke up.

"Wow, watt a nice day," said Naff, "I hope it's full of electrical puns!"

Squilma: Uh...so...it's LITERALLY a FAN fiction...

Inklein: Keep reading! You're nearly at the best part!

Squilma: Okay then...


Naff proceeded to the lightbulb store for some batteries.

"Welcome," said the salesperson, who was a tiny washing machine, "watt can I do for you?"

"I need some batteries," said Naff, "for I am running low on juice," said Naff, "and by "juice" I mean "power", because I am a battery-powered fan."

Squilma: I see you tried to make a pun there...

Inklein: It's funny right?

Squilma: Heheh...yeah, sure...


"I would like to help you," said the saleswashingmachine, "but we sell food for washing machines here, such as underpants and socks, which always disappear when washed by Inklings such as Squidkid, the most awesomest superhero!"

"I know," said Naff, "Squidkid is the bestest!"

And so Naff found the correct store and ate some yummy batteries.

THE END

***
Squilma sets down the document.

Squilma: Well...um...

Inklein: It's good, right?

Squilma: Well, you certainly seem to have put SOME effort into it...

Inklein: YAY! I'm gonna give it to Mr. Crabbygrump RIGHT NOW!

Inklein snatches the pages from Squilma.

Inklein: Thanks, Wilma!

Inklein runs away.

Squilma: Inklein, wait!

Squilma sighs.

Squilma: Hoo boy...this is NOT gonna end well...

Scene 2: Ate & Switch: Afternoon

Squilma sits at a table. She bites into a sandwich.

Squilma: Oh that's SO good...NOTHING can spoil this moment...

Inklinda's voice: Hey there, Squillie.

Squilma sighs as Inklinda and Inklein approach.

Squilma's thoughts: Way to jinx it AGAIN, "Squillie"...

Inklein has a big grin on his face.

Squilma: Why are you so happy, Inklein?

Inklein: I got a passing grade on my fan-fiction!

Squilma's eyes widen.

Squilma: For THAT piece of...uh...well-written...fan-fictiony goodness?

Inklinda: Don't kid yourself, Squilma. He only just passed.

Inklein: I got a Sea-minor!

Inklinda: That's "C-", sweetie.

Inklein scratches his head.

Inklein: Oh, right...Sea-minors are a math symbol...

Inklinda: No, you're thinking of music, honey.

Inklein: Really? Are you sure about that?

Inklinda shakes her head.

Squilma: Well, congratulations, Inklein. You deserve it.

Inklein giggles.

Inklein: Ooh, I see you're eating a Seanwich!

Squilma: Actually, it's a SANDwich.

Inklein's left eye squints.

Inklein: Ew, why would you eat SAND?! That's gross!

Squilma stares at Inklein.

Squilma's thoughts: Oh, my dear, sweet Inklein...I pity the girl who ends up with you...

____________________________
Behold! The Squidkid Saga (aka my Splatoon series fanfics):
*Squigley no Densetsu
*Ally-Squinn no Shinwa
*Octanner no Monogatari - NOW LIVE!
*???
*Squidkid Shorts
(My deepest apologies to you all...lol jk) Razz

CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES

Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast

Re: Squidkid Shorts: A Fanfic-Spinoff Webseries by GeekyGamerZack

on June 30th 2018, 9:35 pm
Squika Shorts: The Prankster is In
AKA "The Totes Cray Mini-Episode"

Spoiler:
Scene 1: Inkopolis Square: Morning

Inklinda sits at a table using her squidphone. She constantly clicks on the screen.

Inklinda: Like...like...ugh, this is, like, boooooooring or whatever. Why won't he just ask me out?!

A purple tentacle appears in front of Inklinda's face.

Inklinda: AAH! A freaky tentacle-thing!

Inklinda looks at the source of the tentacle: Squika.

Inklinda: Wow, I was, like, correct or whatever. Heh.

Squika: Inklinda, pull my tentacle!

Inklinda: Like, no or whatever.

Squika: Mmph...fine.

Squika slides away.

Squika's thoughts: There must be SOMEONE whom I can prank...

***
Squika holds his tentacle to Squilma.

Squika: Squilma, pull my tentacle!

Squilma: And why should I do that?

Squika: Oh...well...

Squika's thoughts: Darn it, she's smart! Surely there's SOMEONE who's dumb enough to fall for my prank...

***
Squika holds his tentacle to Podd.

Squika: Doni, pull my tentacle!

Podd: But what purpose would that serve...?

Squika: Well...

Squika's thoughts: You stupid squidiot! Podd's I.Q. must be higher than Squilma's...hm...I need someone who's naïve enough to...aha!

***
Squika holds his tentacle to a random Jellyfish.

Squika: Uh...whatever-your-name-is, pull my tentacle!

The Jellyfish stretches its tentacle toward Squika.

Squika's thoughts: Yes...it's working...

The Jellyfish's tentacle touches Squika's forehead. Squika's eyes fall flat.

Squika: I should've expected this.

Jellyfish: Bloop!

***
Squika slides through the square and climbs up to a table, laying on his back as he looks at a cloud shaped like Inklein's face.

Squika: This is hopeless...

A hand appears in front of Squika's face. It is pointing at him.

Squika: Hm?

Squika sits up and sees Inklein, who is grinning.

Inklein: Squeaky, pull my finger!

Squika: Hm? Oh, alright...

Squika grabs Inklein's finger with his tentacle and pulls. We hear a splat sound. Squika looks down as Inklein giggles.

Inklein: Silly Squeaky! You INKED yourself! Silly Squeaky!

Squika's eyes widen.

Squika: No, that was all backwards! Inklein, you were supposed to pull MY tentacle!

Inklein: I was?

Squika: Also, I was supposed to FART, not ink myself! I guess I'll leave pranking to the experts.

Inklein: Oh, you mean Master Prankster Squa-

Squika: INKLEIN! He's already had his cameos! So do. Not. Mention. Squam!

Inklein: But...you just did.

Squika: I did?! Oh, fins & fiddles...next thing you know, I'll accidentally reference Squienna.

Inklein: Silly Squeaky! You just did! Silly Squeaky!

Squika sighs.

Squika: Great...NOW they're going to want to have full parts...I guess it's a good thing this mini-episode isn't canon!

Voice #1: Did you hear? The Squidkid Saga is being fully integrated into the Squidkid Saga timeline!

Voice #2: It is? That's fantastico!

Squika: NOOOOOOOOOO!

____________________________
Behold! The Squidkid Saga (aka my Splatoon series fanfics):
*Squigley no Densetsu
*Ally-Squinn no Shinwa
*Octanner no Monogatari - NOW LIVE!
*???
*Squidkid Shorts
(My deepest apologies to you all...lol jk) Razz

CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES

Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast
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Re: Squidkid Shorts: A Fanfic-Spinoff Webseries by GeekyGamerZack

on July 1st 2018, 3:38 pm
lol! Awesome shorts dude. Wink

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