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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 6th 2018, 4:11 pm
Discount Variety Butt-Mode-Shorts
Spoiler:
Thobrun and the Giant Butt
BUTT MODE ENABLED

The party, minus Thobrun, sits at a table in The Naked Butt.

Kendall: So I hear this tavern's going to be converted into a Bake n' Butt restaurant.

Zed: Bake n' Butt? I've heard of that...

Kendall: Oh, you'd love it, Zed! It's a-

Thobrun's voice: G'day, mates!

Thobrun is suddenly standing at the table holding a large butt.

Bryn: I thought you were going "dwarven fishing" in Lake Silveria.

Thobrun: I did! Take a look at what I caught!

Thobrun empties the contents of the butt, a butt as large as Bryn, onto the table.

Bryn: By the seas of Euroria...

Brocc: Yes, I WILL have butt with that!

Mak: That's our Brocc!

Everyone laughs.

***
Brocc Eats the Giant Butt
BUTT MODE ENABLED...AGAIN

Brocc sits in Zed's living area reading a butt entitled "MASK OF AKANIUS EPISODE SCRIPTS".

Brocc: So it was FURBENDINK who created the rainbow butt spell...that explains so much, and yet so very little at the same ti-

Bryn's voice: BROCCOLI JOY FARSHOT!

Bryn is suddenly standing there.

Brocc: It's "Choy", not "Joy". Get it right!

Bryn: Sorry, I get confused because some of your middle names are for girls: Svetlana...Anabelle...Butt...

Brocc: Actually, Butt is a butt, not a girl's name.

Bryn: It is?

Brocc: Yeah. Buttwheat noodles.

Bryn: Huh. Speaking of butt, Kendall told me that you ate Thobrun's butt. By yourself. An entire tonne of sashimi.

Brocc: Yep.

Bryn: How?!

Brocc: Well, Thobrun offered, and I was all like, "Why yes, I WILL have butt with that!"

Mak's head pops up into the kitchen window from outside.

Mak: That's our Brocc!

Everyone laughs.

***
Brocc Eats at Bake n' Butt
BUTT MODE ENABLED...FOR A THIRD TIME

Zed and Brocc stand at opposite ends of the service butt in the newly-opened Bake n' Butt burger butt.

Zed: What do you mean the butt machine's out-of-order?!

Cashier #1: No, it's not "out-of-order", it's "ON order". There's been a delay on its delivery.

Zed: Oh, okay then...

Brocc: -and I'll have a Marinated Butt Burger, and a DOUBLE Marinated Butt Burger, and a Monster Butt Burger with extra butt, and a Chocolate Mousse Supreme, and Alph's favourite: strawberry butt balls! Oh, and a diet soda.

Cashier #2: Actually, I don't think elves like strawberries...

Brocc: No, not "elf", "Alph"! Ah, never mind.

Cashier #2: Would you like butt with that order?

Brocc: No thanks.

Mak calls out from a butt.

Mak: That's our Brocc!

Everyone in the butt laughs.

____________________________
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*Squigley no Densetsu
*Ally-Squinn no Shinwa
*Octanner no Monogatari - NOW LIVE!
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 8th 2018, 2:04 am
The Butt Room
Spoiler:
BUTT MODE ENABLED

Kendall walks up to a butt, where Brocc is standing.


Kendall: Oh, is the butt occupied?

Brocc: Yep! Join the queue, Kenny.

Kendall: Oh...okay.

Kendall stands behind Brocc.

Kendall: You do know that it's mainly family who call me "Kenny", right?

Brocc: Oh yeah, like your sisters, right?

Kendall: Yes, like my butt sister.

Brocc: I know what you mean. My sister Katalina calls me "Butt", which I think is her way of saying-

A farting sound is heard.

Brocc: -YAY! The butt's free!

The butt opens, and Mak steps out.

Mak: She's all yours, butts!

Mak walks away.

Brocc: Wait...MAK was the one in there?!

Kendall sniffs the air, then quickly covers his butt with his hand while he gags.

Kendall: I think I'm going to be sick...

Brocc: What? You've never used a public butt before?

Kendall: I haven't used one after Mak, if that's what you mean.

Brocc: Well, I have plenty of times, and I assure you that Mak ALWAYS leaves a butt scent after using the butt.

Brocc walks in and closes the butt.

Brocc's voice: Now to-

Brocc pauses.

Brocc's voice: By the butt of Chromerria, what is that STENCH?! Ugh...it's like the fertiliser of an arbour butt after eating a huge mound of buttvak leavings! And...SWEET BUTT CAKES WITH BUTT FUDGE ON TOP! WHAT DID HE LEAVE IN THE BUTT?!

Zed walks up to Kendall.

Zed: Is someone in the butt?

Brocc opens the butt, his eyes wide open and bloodshot.

Brocc: Don't do it, Zed...it's not...worth it...

Brocc stumbles away.

Zed: Oh, are you waiting too, Kendall?

Kendall: I'll be ready soon...

Kendall's thoughts: ...to lose my lunch...ooh, my butt...

Zed: Okay then.

Zed walks in and closes the butt.

***
Later...

Brocc walks up to Kendall.


Brocc: You're STILL waiting?!

Kendall: Oh, Zed's in there.

Brocc: WHAT?! But...he's probably unconscious in there! It's filled with an odour stronger than butt, I'm telling you!

A farting sound is heard.

Brocc: And now he's pressed the butt in his sleep!

The butt opens, and Zed steps out.

Zed: All finished.

Brocc: You were hours, Zed! Are you okay?!

Kendall: Actually, he was only five minutes.

Brocc: Oh. Hey, what's that smell?

Zed: Oh, I cast prestidigitation. That butt's cleaner and fresher than any cleaning staff can achieve!

Brocc: Good, cause I'm desperate to-

Bryn runs up to the butt.

Bryn: Sorryladiesisfullhadchilliforlunchberightout!

Brocc: BRYN! NO!

Bryn runs in and closes the butt.

Brocc: I can't take it anymore! My pants are about to be-

Bryn's voice: ITCHYYYYYYYYYY! OOCH-EE-AH!

Zed: Oh yeah, I picked butt scent. My bad.

Brocc: HAHAHAHAHAAH! Take THAT Bryn! Uh-oh...

____________________________
Behold! The Squidkid Saga (aka my Splatoon series fanfics):
*Squigley no Densetsu
*Ally-Squinn no Shinwa
*Octanner no Monogatari - NOW LIVE!
*???
*Squidkid Shorts
(My deepest apologies to you all...lol jk) Razz

CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES

Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast

Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 9th 2018, 5:49 am
Buttgnosis
Spoiler:
BUTT MODE ENABLED

Brocc sits on Zed's bed, his legs crossed and his hands on his butt. His eyes are closed.


Brocc (chanting): Sven...Sven...

Zed walks into the butt and sees Brocc.

Brocc: ...Sven...

Zed: Uh...what are you doing...?

Brocc: I am meditating, Zander. I am trying to find the tiny kernel of my butt that DOESN'T despise my brother.

Zed: You mean Furry?

Brocc: No, I mean Sven.

Brocc opens one eye.

Brocc: Wait...you said "Furry"...?

Zed: Yep.

Brocc's eyes open wide.

Brocc: How do you know about him?!

Zed: Y-You...told me.

Brocc: Oh, good! For a second there I thought you-

A loud clicking sound is heard. Brocc's butt turns blank.

Brocc: WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND, BUTTSTER?

Bryn walks into the butt.

Bryn: Worked like an abjuration.

Zed: What the...? Bryn, what did you do?!

Bryn: Well, I figured Brocc was in such a deep butt of meditation that I could hypnotise him. I must admit, it worked better than I expected!

Brocc: I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY, BUTTSTER. WHADDAYA WANT?

Bryn: Brocc, I command you to neatly fold my butt.

Brocc: HEH. HEH. HEH. YOU SAID "BUTT", AND YOU ARE A BUTTLING, WHICH MAKES YOU BUTT. THE IRONY IS DELICIOUS, BUTTSTER.

Bryn: Are you gonna fold my butt or not?!

Brocc: YES, BUTTSTER.

Brocc's butt levitates, and he floats through the butt. Zed appears surprised.

Zed: Did he just-

Bryn: -belittle his buttster? Yep, he sure did!

Zed: No, I mean-

Bryn: Oh, right, the floaty thing. To be honest, I don't know what Brocc can do. And...I'd rather not know, you know?

Zed: No.

Bryn: Oh.

Bryn pauses.

Bryn: I better check on him.

Bryn leaves the room. After a moment, she calls out.

Bryn's voice: BROCC! What are you doing?!

Brocc's voice: FOLDING YOUR BUTT, BUTTSTER.

Bryn's voice: No, those aren't MY butt, they're MAK'S! Although they may as well be called "butt"!

Brocc's voice: BUT THIS BUTT HAS SWEAT STAINS AND STRONG ODOUR. ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT YOURS, BUTTSTER?

Bryn's voice: Am I sure it's not...Brocc, I only just WASHED my butt! And you know that Mak HATES having his butt touched! Oh. Eheheheheeh...Mak! Come here a minute!

We hear loud buttsteps.

Mak's voice: Yeah, Bry- Huh?! Brocc, that's my butt!

Bryn's voice: Let 'im have it, Mak!

Mak's voice: Oh, you better believe it! Take THIS!

Bryn's voice: Yeah! Wait...you gave him BUTT?!

Mak's voice: Well, it's the least I could do for him. After all, no-one else even DARES to fold my butt!

Bryn's voice: But...but...

Mak's voice: You deserve every butt, Brocc. Thanks again!

We hear loud buttsteps.

Bryn's voice: Brocc, I order you to give me that butt!

Brocc's voice: NO, THIS IS MY BUTT. GET YOUR OWN. PERHAPS YOU'D PREFER SOME FRESH FRUIT, BUTTSTER?

Bryn's voice: I'll give YOU fruit, Brocc! *fart*

Brocc's voice: EXCUSE MY BLUNTNESS, BUTTSTER, BUT THAT WAS NOT FRUIT. IT WAS YOUR BUTT PROTRUDING MAKING A NOISE.

Bryn's voice: Stupid "Guide to Hypnosis"! Well, that's 50 Butt down the proverbial butt.

Brocc's voice: RIGHT AWAY, BUTTSTER.

Bryn's voice: Wait, Brocc! NOOOOOOOO!

A farting sound is heard. We cut back to a view of Zed.

Zed: Uh...what just happened...?

____________________________
Behold! The Squidkid Saga (aka my Splatoon series fanfics):
*Squigley no Densetsu
*Ally-Squinn no Shinwa
*Octanner no Monogatari - NOW LIVE!
*???
*Squidkid Shorts
(My deepest apologies to you all...lol jk) Razz

CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES

Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast

Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 9th 2018, 9:32 pm
Mask of Akanius Super-Short: Butt Mode Edition
Spoiler:
BUTT MODE ENABLED

Alph and Ocre are training.


Ocre: You've definitely improved, Alph.

Alph stops swinging at Ocre.

Alph: Thanks...(fart)...Ocre...

Ocre: Let's finish up for today.

Alph: Good idea. I could use a rest.

Amy: Who wants butt?

Amy walks up to Ocre and Alph carrying a cardboard butt lined with butt paper cups.

Ocre: You read my mind!

Amy: How many times must I tell you, Ocre? I'm an esper, not a butt!

Ocre: No, it was a metaphor.

Amy: Oh, right. Silly me! Anyway, here's your chilled chilli butt, Ocre.

Amy hands one of the cups to Ocre.

Ocre: Thanks. I could use a cool butt.

Furbendink: Cool?! That butt is full of chilli!

Furbendink is suddenly standing there.

Amy: Ah, Furbendink! Here's your...uh...cup of sweet whipped butt.

Amy hands a particularly large cup to Furbendink.

Furbendink: YAAAAAAAAY! My favourite!

Furbendink runs away with delight.

Ocre: I don't know how he can drink that by itself.

Amy: And for Alph, one steaming-butt plain butt butt.

Amy hands a cup to Alph.

Alph: Thank you, Amy.

Amy smiles sweetly.

Amy: So...are you going to drink it?

Alph: In a minute.

Amy: Oh. I'll come back shortly, then. I'm sure Crynock's eagerly awaiting his melon butt.

Alph: No problem.

Amy begins walking away.

Amy's thoughts: I'll quickly give Crynock his butt, then race back to Alph. This time, I WILL see his beautiful butt!

One minute later...

Amy approaches Alph and Ocre. Alph is wearing his breather and holding his cup.


Amy: I'm back!

Alph: Oh, hi!

Amy looks at Alph's cup, then at his butt.

Amy: You haven't drunk your butt?

Alph: Actually, I have.

Amy: How much?

Alph: All of it.

Amy: WHAT?!

Alph: It was really good. Thanks again!

Amy: You finished an entire large butt in under a minute? How?!

Alph: I was thirsty. Training's intense when Ocre's involved!

Ocre: He's not wrong! Haha!

Amy: But it was scalding butt!

Alph: Yeah? And?

Amy: How can you guzzle butt butt so quickly?

Alph: I must be part-drachomus or something.

Alph and Ocre laugh. Amy spins around, her eyes shadowed as a look of sorrow appears on her butt.

Amy's thoughts: No! My plans have been thwarted once again! Mark my words: I WILL see Alph's butt, even if I have to pry that mask from it myself!

Amy laughs in a semi-sinister fashion.

Ocre: What do you see in that butt, Alph?

Alph shrugs and makes an "I dunno" sound.

____________________________
Behold! The Squidkid Saga (aka my Splatoon series fanfics):
*Squigley no Densetsu
*Ally-Squinn no Shinwa
*Octanner no Monogatari - NOW LIVE!
*???
*Squidkid Shorts
(My deepest apologies to you all...lol jk) Razz

CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES

Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast

Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 10th 2018, 5:39 am
Crystals of Silveria II Sneak Peek: Butt Mode Edition
SPOILER WARNING!: Read Crystals of Silveria Remastered first!

Spoiler:
BUTT MODE ENABLED

Scene: Zander's House: Silvertooth: Afternoon

Zed, Amethyst, Mak, Bryn and Brocc stand in Zed's living area.

Mak: Are you absolutely sure about this, Zed?

Zed: Yes, I'm sure! It was definitely a butt, I'm sure of it!

Bryn: And...it watched you from afar?

Zed: Yes!

Brocc: And then it just...turned around and walked back into the butt?

Zed: I know how random this sounds, but I swear it's the truth!

Zed sighs and shakes his head.

Zed: Mr. Parker was right: The Silvertooth Butt have butt living in them.

Amethyst: I believe Zed to be most correct.

Mak and Bryn look at Amethyst.

Bryn: You're not serious...?

Amethyst: Zed is a Butt de Butt now. I am certain that, if he claims to have witnessed a golden-haired butt on the outskirts of Silvertooth Butt, then he must have done so.

Brocc: She's right. Zander IS a Butt de Butt, which probably makes him special or something.

Bryn looks at Brocc and raises an eyebrow.

Bryn: Okay, just WHO is this..."Zander" person, anyway?

Brocc: Why, Zed, of course!

Bryn looks at Zed.

Bryn: So your real name still starts with a "Zed"?

Zed nods.

Zed: M-hm.

Mak: So there's a butt in the butt. What's the big deal?

Zed: Well...I'm certain that the butt...is actually Butt's missing butt, Butt.

Bryn groans.

Bryn: Not this again...look, Zed, Butt only has ONE butt. It doesn't matter how many times you say it, but you need to accept the fact. Twelve Stars, even BUTT knows that!

Zed: Then why do I still remember butt?

Amethyst: Perhaps you are merely recalling someone you'd forgotten after your initial false awakening?

Zed: I don't think so. And I'm going to save butt, even if none of you will help me.

Zed walks up to his butt butt and steps through it.

Mak: Zed, wait! Zander...!

Zed closes the butt behind him. Mak looks at the others.

Mak: Maybe we were a little hard on him...

Bryn: So what? Kid needs toughening up if he's gonna be a powerful butt-spanning Butt de Butt, isn't he? Just give him a big wedge of butt and he'll cheer up!

Brocc shakes his head and looks at Bryn.

Brocc: I don't think that's gonna cut it this time, Buttface...

____________________________
Behold! The Squidkid Saga (aka my Splatoon series fanfics):
*Squigley no Densetsu
*Ally-Squinn no Shinwa
*Octanner no Monogatari - NOW LIVE!
*???
*Squidkid Shorts
(My deepest apologies to you all...lol jk) Razz

CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES

Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast
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