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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on June 5th 2017, 1:35 am
Mask of Akanius Super-Short
Spoiler:
Alph and Ocre are training.

Ocre: You've definitely improved, Alph.

Alph stops swinging at Ocre.

Alph: Thanks...(pant)...Ocre...

Ocre: Let's finish up for today.

Alph: Good idea. I could use a rest.

Amy: Who wants tea?

Amy walks up to Ocre and Alph carrying a cardboard tray lined with white paper cups.

Ocre: You read my mind!

Amy: How many times must I tell you, Ocre? I'm an esper, not a telepath!

Ocre: No, it was a metaphor.

Amy: Oh, right. Silly me! Anyway, here's your chilled chilli tea, Ocre.

Amy hands one of the cups to Ocre.

Ocre: Thanks. I could use a cool beverage.

Furbendink: Cool?! That thing is full of chilli!

Furbendink is suddenly standing there.

Amy: Ah, Furbendink! Here's your...uh...cup of sweet whipped cream.

Amy hands a particularly large cup to Furbendink.

Furbendink: YAAAAAAAAY! My favourite!

Furbendink runs away with delight.

Ocre: I don't know how he can drink that by itself.

Amy: And for Alph, one steaming-hot plain black tea.

Amy hands a cup to Alph.

Alph: Thank you, Amy.

Amy smiles sweetly.

Amy: So...are you going to drink it?

Alph: In a minute.

Amy: Oh. I'll come back shortly, then. I'm sure Crynock's eagerly awaiting his melon water.

Alph: No problem.

Amy begins walking away.

Amy's thoughts: I'll quickly give Crynock his drink, then race back to Alph. This time, I WILL see his beautiful face!

One minute later...

Amy approaches Alph and Ocre. Alph is wearing his breather and holding his cup.


Amy: I'm back!

Alph: Oh, hi!

Amy looks at Alph's cup, then at his face.

Amy: You haven't drunk your tea?

Alph: Actually, I have.

Amy: How much?

Alph: All of it.

Amy: WHAT?!

Alph: It was really good. Thanks again!

Amy: You finished an entire large tea in under a minute? How?!

Alph: I was thirsty. Training's intense when Ocre's involved!

Ocre: He's not wrong! Haha!

Amy: But it was scalding hot!

Alph: Yeah? And?

Amy: How can you guzzle hot tea so quickly?

Alph: I must be part-drachomus or something.

Alph and Ocre laugh. Amy spins around, her eyes shadowed as a look of sorrow appears on her face.

Amy's thoughts: No! My plans have been thwarted once again! Mark my words: I WILL see Alph's face, even if I have to pry that mask from it myself!

Amy laughs in a semi-sinister fashion.

Ocre: What do you see in that girl, Alph?

Alph shrugs and makes an "I dunno" sound.

Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on June 15th 2017, 4:14 am
The Throne Room
Spoiler:
Kendall walks up to a door, where Brocc is standing.

Kendall: Oh, is the toilet occupied?

Brocc: Yep! Join the queue, Kenny.

Kendall: Oh...okay.

Kendall stands behind Brocc.

Kendall: You do know that it's mainly family who call me "Kenny", right?

Brocc: Oh yeah, like your sisters, right?

Kendall: Yes, like my dear sister.

Brocc: I know what you mean. My sister Katalina calls me "Brockie", which I think is her way of saying-

A flushing sound is heard.

Brocc: -YAY! The toilet's free!

The door opens, and Mak steps out.

Mak: She's all yours, boys!

Mak walks away.

Brocc: Wait...MAK was the one in there?!

Kendall sniffs the air, then quickly covers his hand with his mouth while he gags.

Kendall: I think I'm going to be sick...

Brocc: What? You've never used a public toilet before?

Kendall: I haven't used one after Mak, if that's what you mean.

Brocc: Well, I have plenty of times, and I assure you that Mak ALWAYS leaves a lemony scent after using the toilet.

Brocc walks in and closes the door.

Brocc's voice: Now to-

Brocc pauses.

Brocc's voice: By the spires of Chromerria, what is that STENCH?! Ugh...it's like the fertiliser of an arbour beast after eating a huge mound of muddvak leavings! And...SWEET BEAN CAKES WITH HOT FUDGE ON TOP! WHAT DID HE LEAVE IN THE BOWL?!

Zed walks up to Kendall.

Zed: Is someone in the toilet?

Brocc opens the door, his eyes wide open and bloodshot.

Brocc: Don't do it, Zed...it's not...worth it...

Brocc stumbles away.

Zed: Oh, are you waiting too, Kendall?

Kendall: I'll be ready soon...

Kendall's thoughts: ...to lose my lunch...ooh, my stomach...

Zed: Okay then.

Zed walks in and closes the door.

***
Later...

Brocc walks up to Kendall.


Brocc: You're STILL waiting?!

Kendall: Oh, Zed's in there.

Brocc: WHAT?! But...he's probably unconscious in there! It's filled with an odour stronger than ether, I'm telling you!

A flushing sound is heard.

Brocc: And now he's pressed the flusher in his sleep!

The door opens, and Zed steps out.

Zed: All finished.

Brocc: You were hours, Zed! Are you okay?!

Kendall: Actually, he was only five minutes.

Brocc: Oh. Hey, what's that smell?

Zed: Oh, I cast prestidigitation. That toilet's cleaner and fresher than any cleaning staff can achieve!

Brocc: Good, cause I'm desperate to-

Bryn runs up to the door.

Bryn: Sorryladiesisfullhadchilliforlunchberightout!

Brocc: BRYN! NO!

Bryn runs in and closes the door.

Brocc: I can't take it anymore! My pants are about to be-

Bryn's voice: ITCHYYYYYYYYYY! OOCH-EE-AH!

Zed: Oh yeah, I picked rose scent. My bad.

Brocc: HAHAHAHAHAAH! Take THAT Bryn! Uh-oh...

Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on July 1st 2017, 10:10 pm
"That's Our Brocc!"
Spoiler:
That's Our Brocc! is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Mak sits in an armchair reading a newspaper. The front door opens and Emily walks in.

Emily: Hello! I'm home! (applause)

Mak smiles, stands and walks up to Emily, wrapping his arms around her as she embraces him.

Mak: Hello, dear.

Mak and Emily kiss, then let go of one another.

Mak: So how was your day at the office?

Emily: Oh, don't get me started...first the photocopier was jammed, then someone spilled milk on my favourite blouse.

Mak: Did you cry over it? (laughter)

Emily: And to top it all off, a typo in my contract ended up with my boss reducing my paycheque by $5.00!

Mak: Well, well, that's quite the..."clerical" error! (laughter)

Emily: And how was your day?

Mak: Absolutely wonderful.

Emily: Oh, good.

Mak: Except that the kids were sent home from school early due to some students having lice.

Emily: Oh dear!

Mak: It's fine, though. The principal says the rats'll take care of the lice. (laughter)

Emily: But what about the rats?

Mak: Simple. Frogs. (laughter)

Emily: But what about the frogs?

Mak: I don't know! Do I LOOK like a botanist? (laughter)

Bryn runs downstairs.

Bryn: Mummy! Daddy! Brocc buried my doll in the backyard!

Mak: That's our Brocc! (laughter and applause)

Brocc runs downstairs.

Brocc: I told you! I didn't do it! The dog did!

Emily: Now why would Kenny bury Bryn's toy in the yard?

Kendall runs into the room.

Kendall: Did someone mention my name?

Mak: NO! BAD KENDALL! BAD! We do NOT bark inside! Now go to the backyard!

Kendall: You STILL don't know I can speak human?! (laughter)

Mak: NO! That's a BAD Kendall! Outside!

Kendall whimpers and slowly walks away.

Mak: I knew we should've had him neut-

The doorbell rings.

Mak: Every time... (laughter)

Mak walks up to the front door and opens it. Erik is standing there.

Erik: Hello. (applause)

Mak: Whatever you're selling, we don't want any. (laughter)

Erik: Actually, I'm here to see your..."son".

Brocc: Me?

Bryn (sarcastic): No, the potted plant that LOOKS like you. (laughter)

We see a view of a plant with leaves resembling Brocc's hair.

Brocc: Hey, now that you mention it... (laughter)

Erik enters the room.

Mak: Would you like to come in, complete stranger? (laughter)

Erik: Brocc, you need to wake up.

Brocc: But I AM awake!

Erik: No. You are passed out in the middle of a busy street.

Emily: Brocc! Have you been dri-

Brocc: NO! Of course not!

Mak: That's our Brocc! (laughter)

Brocc: I can't consume alcohol because I'm a-

***
Brocc awakens and sits up. He is in the middle of a busy street.

Brocc: Wow, that's the last time I eat seven bowls of ramen in one sitting! What a weird dream...

Brocc looks ahead.

Brocc: Wait a minute...what's a drachomus doing in the middle of Silveria City...?

Random Passerby: That's our Brocc!

Everyone in the street laughs.

____________________________
CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episode: S04SP1 Citrine of the Sands
Next Episode: S02E05 Aoinian Rebel

Click here to see the Chromaicora Adventures Boxed Set

"Because trying to figure out Chuck is like watching Munch try to use a calculator. Chuck’s a loveable guy, but he’s a few berries short of a parfait, if you catch my drift…"
-- Talya Tailwind, Flight of Indigo

Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on July 13th 2017, 6:37 pm
Brockie and the Bryn
Spoiler:
Brocc walks onto the stage.

Brocc: Ladies and whatevers, we were SUPPOSED to show you a Super-Short starring myself, entitled-

Bryn's voice: And ME, glue-slurper!

Brocc: Yes, and Bryn, entitled "Brockie and the Bryn", but-

Bryn's voice: I thought it was "Brynnie and the Brocc"!

Brocc: What? That sounds stupid!

Bryn's voice: YOU'RE stupid!

Brocc: No, I'M stupid!

Bryn's voice: Don't you DARE start that again!

Brocc: ANYWAY, the writers of these Super-Shorts feel that Bryn and I are in too many of these things, so instead, we have created this alternative starring one of the other characters of Crystals of Silveria. Enjoy!

***
Headmaster Stormshroud and the Rather Tall Pile of Paperwork
Spoiler:
Headmaster Stormshroud sits at his desk. He is signing forms entitled "SCHOOL EXCURSION PERMISSION SLIP". A rather tall pile of paperwork is next to him on his desk.

Headmaster: I must say, this pile of paperwork is rather tall. Perhaps I should ask Alekzander to assist...then again, he is currently on his way to Silvertooth on important business. No, I should be able to manage this rather tall pile of paperwork alone...

Headmaster Stormshroud sips from his teacup, before resuming his paperwork.

***
Brocc: WOW! Wasn't that entertaining?

A few people in the audience clap slowly.

Brocc: Well, that's our Super-Short for now. See you next time!

____________________________
CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episode: S04SP1 Citrine of the Sands
Next Episode: S02E05 Aoinian Rebel

Click here to see the Chromaicora Adventures Boxed Set

"Because trying to figure out Chuck is like watching Munch try to use a calculator. Chuck’s a loveable guy, but he’s a few berries short of a parfait, if you catch my drift…"
-- Talya Tailwind, Flight of Indigo

Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on October 19th 2017, 8:41 pm
Hypgnosis
Spoiler:
Brocc sits on Zed's bed, his legs crossed and his hands on his knees. His eyes are closed.

Brocc (chanting): Sven...Sven...

Zed walks into the room and sees Brocc.

Brocc: ...Sven...

Zed: Uh...what are you doing...?

Brocc: I am meditating, Zander. I am trying to find the tiny kernel of my heart that DOESN'T despise my brother.

Zed: You mean Furry?

Brocc: No, I mean Sven.

Brocc opens one eye.

Brocc: Wait...you said "Furry"...?

Zed: Yep.

Brocc's eyes open wide.

Brocc: How do you know about him?!

Zed: Y-You...told me.

Brocc: Oh, good! For a second there I thought you-

A loud clicking sound is heard. Brocc's expression turns blank.

Brocc: WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND, MASTER?

Bryn walks into the room.

Bryn: Worked like an abjuration.

Zed: What the...? Bryn, what did you do?!

Bryn: Well, I figured Brocc was in such a deep state of meditation that I could hypnotise him. I must admit, it worked better than I expected!

Brocc: I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY, MASTER. WHADDAYA WANT?

Bryn: Brocc, I command you to neatly fold my smalls.

Brocc: HEH. HEH. HEH. YOU SAID "SMALLS", AND YOU ARE A HALFLING, WHICH MAKES YOU SMALL. THE IRONY IS DELICIOUS, MASTER.

Bryn: Are you gonna fold my underwear or not?!

Brocc: YES, MASTER.

Brocc's body levitates, and he floats through the door. Zed appears surprised.

Zed: Did he just-

Bryn: -belittle his master? Yep, he sure did!

Zed: No, I mean-

Bryn: Oh, right, the floaty thing. To be honest, I don't know what Brocc can do. And...I'd rather not know, you know?

Zed: No.

Bryn: Oh.

Bryn pauses.

Bryn: I better check on him.

Bryn leaves the room. After a moment, she calls out.

Bryn's voice: BROCC! What are you doing?!

Brocc's voice: FOLDING YOUR SMALLS, MASTER.

Bryn's voice: No, those aren't MY smalls, they're MAK'S! Although they may as well be called "bigs"!

Brocc's voice: BUT THIS UNDERWEAR HAS SWEAT STAINS AND STRONG ODOUR. ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT YOURS, MASTER?

Bryn's voice: Am I sure it's not...Brocc, I only just WASHED my underwear! And you know that Mak HATES having his things touched! Oh. Eheheheheeh...Mak! Come here a minute!

We hear loud bootsteps.

Mak's voice: Yeah, Bry- Huh?! Brocc, that's my underwear!

Bryn's voice: Let 'im have it, Mak!

Mak's voice: Oh, you better believe it! Take THIS!

Bryn's voice: Yeah! Wait...you gave him GOLD?!

Mak's voice: Well, it's the least I could do for him. After all, no-one else even DARES to fold my boxers!

Bryn's voice: But...but...

Mak's voice: You deserve every coin, Brocc. Thanks again!

We hear loud bootsteps.

Bryn's voice: Brocc, I order you to give me that gold!

Brocc's voice: NO, THIS IS MY GOLD. GET YOUR OWN. PERHAPS YOU'D PREFER SOME FRESH FRUIT, MASTER?

Bryn's voice: I'll give YOU fruit, Brocc! *razz*

Brocc's voice: EXCUSE MY BLUNTNESS, MASTER, BUT THAT WAS NOT FRUIT. IT WAS YOUR TONGUE PROTRUDING MAKING A NOISE.

Bryn's voice: Stupid "Guide to Hypnosis"! Well, that's 50 Gold down the proverbial toilet.

Brocc's voice: RIGHT AWAY, MASTER.

Bryn's voice: Wait, Brocc! NOOOOOOOO!

A flushing sound is heard. We cut back to a view of Zed.

Zed: Uh...what just happened...?

____________________________
CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episode: S04SP1 Citrine of the Sands
Next Episode: S02E05 Aoinian Rebel

Click here to see the Chromaicora Adventures Boxed Set

"Because trying to figure out Chuck is like watching Munch try to use a calculator. Chuck’s a loveable guy, but he’s a few berries short of a parfait, if you catch my drift…"
-- Talya Tailwind, Flight of Indigo
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