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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on July 27th 2016, 5:30 pm
Brockie See, Brockie Do
Spoiler:
Brocc watches Bryn as she devours a Marinated Drake Burger 2DmaX in under two minutes. Bryn sighs and looks over at Brocc.

Bryn: Look, Brocc, I know I have admirable qualities and all, but why in the name of Granrelm are you watching me eat?

Brocc: I'm surprised you were able to finish your meal so quickly.

Bryn: So what, you think you can do better than me?

Brocc: No, I think I can do better than you!

Bryn: That's what I just said...

Brocc: No, that's what YOU just said!

Bryn: Are you repeating what I say just to mess with me?

Brocc: No, I'm repeating what YOU say just to mess with YOU!

Bryn: AARGH! You're impossible!

Brocc: Nuh-uh, I'M impossible!

Bryn calms down.

Bryn: I'm calmly walking away, and we'll pretend this didn't happen.

Bryn stands up from her chair and begins to walk away.

Brocc: No, YOU'RE calmly walking away and-

Bryn: WRAAAAAAAAGH!

Bryn runs towards Brocc in a fierce rage. As she reaches him, the screen changes to that of a multicoloured test pattern, with the symbol of the multiverse in its centre. The scene then cuts to a clip of the last piece of dialogue at the end of the Mask of Akanius episode Akanian Knights, Part II.

Alph: It's a long story...

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Previous Episodes: S04E01&02 By the Seas of Thal, Parts I and II
Next Episode: S02E03 Akanian Origin


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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on July 28th 2016, 10:01 pm
Spoilerific Super-Shorts, Vol. II
Spoiler:
Brocc walks onto the stage.

Brocc: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the fact that our producers hate spoilers more than Mara hates the Crystalbound, it is my duty to inform you that the Spoilerific Super-Shorts sub-series...has been cancelled.

The crowd gasps.

Brocc: Just kidding! Here's a scene from an upcoming episode:

***
We cut to a scene from an episode of Mask of Akanius. Alph and Ocre stand facing each other. Ocre is wielding a sword, while Alph has left his in its sheath.

Ocre: What are you waiting for, Alphabet? Come at me with all your might!

Alph: I-I don't think I can!

Ocre: Why not? How can you expect to become a great warrior if you don't even learn to swing a sword?

Alph: That's the thing. I don't want to be a warrior!

Ocre: Come on, Alphabet, you haven't even tried it!

Alph: But what if I hurt you?

Ocre: I'm an Akanian. No way am I gonna let a little owie stop me!

Alph: Okay, it's time to tell you the truth.

Ocre: The truth?

Alph: Yeah. I...am a pacifist.

Ocre: What's that?

Alph: It's someone who doesn't like hurting others. I don't want to use this sword because I know it would hurt someone one day.

***
Brocc: Shocking stuff, indeed. We learn that Ocre is an "Akanian", whatever that is. Let's watch another clip...

***
We cut to a clip from Flight of Indigo. Three of the main characters, Sky, Talya and Chuck, are eating lunch.

Chuck: Okay, are you a wizard?!

***
Brocc: Unbelievable...Sky might be a wizard! One more scene for good measure...

***
We cut to a scene from Shell of Thal. Shelley, the captain of the Hat, stands on deck. She shivers as she watches an enormous ice floe drift past the ship.

Shelley: I thought it felt a little chilly when I woke up this morning!

An orange-haired gnome lands in front of Shelley.

Gnome: I'll say, it's as cold as an ice floe on the ocean's surface here!

Shelley: You really need to expand your vocabulary, Sven...

***
Brocc: OKAY, WHO'S THE BOZO WHO LET SVEN COMMANDEER THIS SUPER-SHORT?! Honestly, it's like he tries to upstage me at every point of my existence! Sorry, folks, show's over. Maybe we'll do another one of these...IF the producers agree to not include ANY gnome named Sven! Ooh, that Sven...

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CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episodes: S04E01&02 By the Seas of Thal, Parts I and II
Next Episode: S02E03 Akanian Origin


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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on August 24th 2016, 8:24 pm
This One's Ridiculously-Short...and Super-Ridiculous
Spoiler:
Brocc walks onto the stage.

Brocc: And now, ladies, gentlemen and Bryns, I present a joke.

Brocc clears his throat.

Brocc: Why did the halfling run across the road? Because she saw a muddvak! HA!

Bryn yells from off-stage.

Bryn: I know where you live, so you better have the kind of cleaning solution that wipes up raw egg!

Brocc: But I just painted that house! Bryn! Please don't egg my house!

Brocc begins leaving the stage.

Brocc: Bryn? Bryn?! BRYN!

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Previous Episodes: S04E01&02 By the Seas of Thal, Parts I and II
Next Episode: S02E03 Akanian Origin


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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on January 11th 2017, 4:29 pm
Super One-Liners
Spoiler:
Brocc walks onto the stage and faces the audience.

Brocc: A guy walked up to me the other day and asked, "You got the time?", so I said to him, "No, but I got the basil, the parsley, the coriander..."

The audience remains silent.

Brocc: Uh-

Voice: You suck! Give us the dog-dude!

Brocc: And that is why you punks aren't getting another one of my one-liners!

Voice: Oh, thank f-

Brocc: Because I have BUNCHES of these! Haha!

Voice: Oh, for the love of f-

Brocc: So we saw a muddvak the other day, and Bryn-

Voice: I'll give YOU a muddvak the other day if you don't fu-

Brocc: HEY! Watch your language! There are children present!

Voice: I know! There's one on stage attempting to tell jokes!

Brocc becomes furious.

Brocc: Okay, that is IT! I have #%$&*ing HAD IT with you, you #%$&*ing stupid #%$&*! You come to EVERY SINGLE ONE of my #%$&*ing shows, and you say #%$&*-all nice about them! Seriously, what the #%$&* is your #%$&*ing PROBLEM?!

Brocc hyperventilates, then calms down.

Brocc: Sorry about that, folks. I've just been having a rough week. Between my cat running away when we encountered a pack of sweet little puppies, my best frenemy running away from our muddvak ranch tour and my mysteriously-recurrent case of magic-induced rainbow flatulence...

Voice: Aw, I'm sorry, Brick. I was only teasing you...

Brocc: And those other times?

Voice: Just trying to have a little fun with you, that's all. But if you don't like people stirring you, then you should ask them to stop.

Brocc: Oh, okay. That's actually some good advice! What's your name?

Voice: It's Duggdug.

Brocc: Well then, Duggdug, would you like to come up on stage?

Duggdug: Oh, I can't...

Brocc: Why not? Are you stage-shy?

Duggdug: Well, no, but the writer of this series hasn't created a visual representation of myself.

Brocc: Uh...

Bryn's voice: He means there's no reference art of him, so he can't physically appear in the show!

Brocc: Well then, the writer should think about drawing an image of Duggdug so he can appear in a Super-Short of his own!

Duggdug: Really? I can be a star?!

Brocc: Of course!

Duggdug: Wow! Okay, I'll do it!

The audience claps and cheers.

Brocc: Well, you heard it here first, folks! Duggdug is getting his own Super-Short! Later, homies!

The audience claps as Brocc begins to leave the stage.

Duggdug: Hey, Brick?

Brocc stops walking and looks into the audience.

Brocc: Yeah?

Duggdug: I'm sorry.

The audience says "Aw...". Brocc smiles.

Brocc: It's fine.

Brocc leaves the stage.

MC: Uh...well, now we can get on with the ACTUAL show! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Four Seasons Kisetsuese Shugenja Martial Arts Show!

Brocc (from off-stage): Wait...DID I COME ON THE WRONG NIGHT?!

Duggdug: YES!

Brocc (from off-stage): WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, DUGGDUG?!

Duggdug: I WAS SORT OF STIRRING YOU AT THE TIME!

Brocc (from off-stage): OH! OKAY THEN!

Duggdug: SO...WHO DO I SEE ABOUT THE PART?!

Brocc (from off-stage): OH, JUST GO TO THE STAGE AGENCY IN-

MC: Can we please get back to the show?!

Brocc and Duggdug: SORRY!

MC: Anyway...what's that? We're out of time?! Oh, #%$&*!

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Previous Episodes: S04E01&02 By the Seas of Thal, Parts I and II
Next Episode: S02E03 Akanian Origin


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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on January 17th 2017, 2:58 am
Abridged Crystals of Silveria: The Seventh Plot Device, Part I
SPOILER WARNING! There are spoilers for those who have yet to read Crystals of Silveria! Read at your own risk!
Spoiler:
Scene 1: Zed’s House: Early Morning

The sun rises over a secluded township in the middle of a vast green plain. In a small house on the outskirts of town, a young man is in a restless slumber, tossing and turning. His eyes suddenly fly open and he sits up in his bed.

Young man (thoughts): Whoa, I need to stop eating muddvak cheese before bed…

The young man, now dressed, walks into his washroom. He gazes into his mirror, opening his mouth and biting onto his hand. The man’s hand glows with a bright blue light, illuminating his entire mouth for a moment before dissipating. He turns on a tap and rinses a cup, then fills it with water. He takes a mouthful and sloshes it around, spitting it into the sink. He then empties the cup and turns off the tap.

Young man: Nothing like making your own magical toothpaste!

The man thinks to himself, then realises something.

Young man: Oh, this is an animé, so my hair is supposed to be spiky if I ever want to be a main character!

The man holds his hand over his forehead. His hand glows. As he moves it upward, his messy, bright red hair spikes vertically. He moves his hand away, and it stops glowing.

Young man: Okay, time to eat a banana that will taste like garbage due to me cleaning my teeth BEFORE eating!

The young man opens the front door and steps through it, closing it behind him. As he turns around a bouncy ball lands next to his foot. He looks at the ball, then at the two boys running towards him.

Boy #1: Good morning, Mr. Zed!

Zed: Good morning, Steve! How are you?

Boy #1: My name’s not Steve!

Boy #2: Good morning, Mr. Zed!

Zed: Oh, hi, Steve!

Boy #2: My name’s not Steve, either.

Boy #1: Can we have our ball back, please?

Zed: Sure thing, Steve!

Zed kicks the ball to the boys. The second one grabs it.

Boy #2: Thanks, Mr. Zed!

Zed: No problem, Steve!

Boy #1: My name’s not Steve! It’s Alfre-

Zed: Sorry, Steve, I can’t chat right now. I have to go to work.

Boy #1: Okay then…”Steve”!

Zed: Bye-bye!

Boy #2: Bye-bye, “Steve”!

The boys run off with the ball. Zed smiles and shakes his head slightly, then makes his way into town.

Zed’s thoughts: Wait…so…is my name actually Steve…?

Scene 2: Taylor’s Treasures: Morning

Zed makes his way to Taylor’s Treasures. A bell jingles as Zed opens the door and walks inside, closing the door behind him. A middle-aged woman with glasses heads downstairs into the small shop.

Zed: Good morning, Mrs. Taylor.

Mrs. Taylor: Ah, good morning, young Zed.

Zed looks around the shop.

Zed: So, I see the walls are still lemon meringue-coloured…

Mrs. Taylor: You skipped breakfast again, didn’t you? I keep telling you to eat first and THEN brush your teeth! Honestly, I had no trouble teaching that to my son, Ted!

Zed: Wait…so your son’s name ISN’T Steve?!

The bell jingles as the door opens. The delivery man walks in.

Deliveryman: Mornin’, Mrs. Taylor!

Mrs. Taylor: Mornin’, Mr. Deliveryman. What have you got for us today?

Deliveryman: Three big boxes o’ wondrous junk for ya.

Mrs. Taylor: Oh, I hope it’s those underpants of supreme comfort I ordered!

Zed picks up the smallest box, places it onto the counter and opens it with a small knife.

Zed: Sorry, Mrs. Taylor, it’s just full of brown, non-descript bags.

Mrs. Taylor: Oh, bummer! You may as well put ‘em on display then, lad. Then you can knock off work early and go get a lemon meringue from the bakery.

Zed: You’re so nice, Mrs. T!

Mrs. Taylor: Please don’t call me that, Zed…

Zed: Sorry. So…do you think I’ll ever become a main character?

Mrs. Taylor: With hair THAT spiky, lad, I’d be half-surprised if an elf carrying a plot device didn’t walk in here during the next scene!

Zed nods.

Zed’s thoughts: I hope you’re right, Ted-Steve’s mother…

Scene 3: Taylor’s Treasures: Early Afternoon

A young elven woman enters the shop, the little bell jingling as she opens and closes the door. Mrs. Taylor greets her with a smile.

Mrs. Taylor: Ah, I’ve been expecting you...

Young woman: Bonjour, mademoiselle. My name is Amethyst Lunerosée, and I am looking for someone with particularly spiky hair to accept a plot device that will make him – or her – a main character.

Mrs. Taylor: What a coincidence! My spikiest-haired employee was just saying that he wants to become a main character!

Amethyst: That is wonderful!

Mrs. Taylor: I’ll tell him to meet you in the tavern, even though he never sets foot in there and wouldn’t do so otherwise.

Amethyst: Merci, mademoiselle.

Scene 4: The Naked Drake: Afternoon

Zed walks inside the tavern. It is practically deserted, save for a couple of individuals at different tables.

Zed’s thoughts: Why couldn’t Mrs. Taylor have arranged for me to meet that person in the toy shop? I like the toy shop…

Zed walks over to Amethyst. Amethyst looks up at Zed, then stands up.

Amethyst: You must be Zed.

Zed: How did you guess?

Amethyst: Because your hair is so…spiky!

Zed: Oh…right.

Amethyst: Anyway, my name is Amethyst Lunerosée, and I am a wood elf from…uh…Verdelvum…the place where wood elves live. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, monsieur.

Zed: If…you’re a wood elf, then why do you keep using words from the Light Elvish language?

Amethyst giggles.

Amethyst: Spoilers, sweetie.

Amethyst picks up her staff and starts to head towards the door.

Zed: Wait…what’s a spoiler?

Zed starts to follow Amethyst.

Scene 5: Meadow: Afternoon

Zed and Amethyst walk to the top of a hill covered in short, green grass.

Amethyst: Okay, here we are.

Zed: The meadow near my house?

Amethyst: Is it? Well, that’s suspiciously convenient…

Zed: Why did you bring me here?

Amethyst: I will show you.

Amethyst reaches into her satchel, pulling out a wooden box with a silver clasp. She undoes the clasp, swinging the box open so that Zed can gaze upon the contents. Inside the box are seven alcoves, with one of the alcoves containing a triangular, cyan-coloured crystal.

Amethyst: This box contains the seventh in a set of plot devices that will make you, Zed Steve Starmute, a main character, better known as a Crystalbound.

Zed: I…can be a main character…?!

Amethyst: I just said we’re called the-

Zed: Wow…

Zed steps forward. He reaches out his hand and picks up the crystal. As he opens his hand, the crystal’s centre glows with a bright light. Zed places the crystal around his neck. The light within its centre shines bright enough to illuminate the immediate area, before returning to a low level of constant light within the centre.

Zed: I’m a main character!

Scene 6: Street: Morning

Zed and Amethyst walk down a street.

Zed: Thank you for buying my new clothes.

Amethyst: It is my pleasure, Zed. Now, we need to buy you a wand that later turns out to be your long-lost sword.

Zed: What? But wizards don’t use swords! Why would I have a sword?

Amethyst: Spoilers, sweetie.

Zed leads Amethyst to another door. The sign above the door reads The Budding Alchemist. Zed opens the door, motioning Amethyst to enter. Amethyst nods once and enters the building, followed by Zed. An elderly gentleman with a long white beard greets them.

Gentleman: Ah, Zed. Still having bizarre dreams?

Zed: Yes, Mr. Steve Newt.

Newt: You do know that muddvak cheese before bed will cause weird dreams, right?

Zed: Yes, Mr. Steve Newt. Sorry, Mr. Steve Newt…

Newt: I suppose you’re here for your swo- I mean…a wand that clearly isn’t yours until you buy it?

Zed: Yep.

Newt: Very well.

Mr. Newt notices Amethyst.

Newt: Ah, my former apprentice. It is good to see you again.

Amethyst: Oh, now I remember you! You used to be my teacher!

Newt: Yes, yes I did.

Mr. Newt leads Zed to a display containing a selection of wands.

Zed: How will I know which one is the right one for me?

Newt: Well, it CERTAINLY isn’t because it was yours and you recognise it, even in a different form!

Zed looks around. He spots a silver wand adorned with a carving of a dragon at its far end. He walks over to it and picks it up. Almost immediately, a bright blue glow surrounds him. He reaches into his shirt and pulls out the crystal, which is also glowing with a bright blue light.

Newt: No…it cannot be!

The light dissipates. Mr. Newt walks over to Zed.

Newt: Zed! You did not tell me you had a plot device!

Zed: That’s because it was only given to me yesterday…

Newt: Oh. Well, we must go to my house and discuss it further.

The three people step out of the shop. A mysterious figure lurks in the shadows.

Figure: Oh, man…they locked me in here! Didn’t they know I was here? I might be locked in here for hours...I guess I'll trash the place, then! Heheheh...

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CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episodes: S04E01&02 By the Seas of Thal, Parts I and II
Next Episode: S02E03 Akanian Origin


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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on February 20th 2017, 1:27 am
Blooper Reel of Silveria, Vol. I
Spoiler:
You like outtakes, right? Well, here are some of the pilot episode's handpicked moments which stood out as the outtakiest of outtakes. Get ready for the first instalment of the Blooper Reel of Silveria! Wink

(This is a slightly-revised version of the outtakes post from the original series hub and guidebook thread)

***

S1E01 The Seventh Crystal, Part I

As he turns around a bouncy ball lands next to his foot. He looks at the ball, then at the two boys running towards him.

Boy #1: Good morning, Mr. Zed!

Zed: Good morning! How are you?

Boy #1: Very good!

Boy #2: It’s my birthday today!

Zed: Ah, and this must be your present.

Boy #2: Yes it is!

Boy #1: Will you kick it over please, sir?

Zed: Sure.

Zed kicks the ball into a camera lens, causing the camera to topple over. The cast and crew burst into laughter.

Boy #2: You hit it!

Zed: YES! I’m going to the World Cup!

The crew start laughing again.

Zed: And they said I was bad at soccer!

***

A young elf woman with long brown hair, purple eyes and a purple robe enters town. She is carrying a silver staff, its only feature being a purple orb at one end, which is partly-engulfed by a finely-sculpted dragon. She makes her way over to the two boys, still playing with their ball.

Amethyst: Good morning, boys.

The boys look at the young woman, and an expression of surprise spreads across their faces.

Boy #1: Flip! It’s a dwarf! I mean…it’s an ehehelf!

Boy #2: HAHAHA! She’s an elf! Look at the pointy ears!

Amethyst: My ears hear the faeries! They call me a “dwarf”! HAHAHA!

Boy #1: Okay, okay, let’s try that again!

***

She makes her way over to the two boys, still playing with their ball.

Amethyst: Good morning, boys.

The boys look at the young woman, and an expression of surprise spreads across their faces. The first boy bursts out laughing, which prompts the other cast members to laugh as well.

Boy #1: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Let’s try that again!

***

She makes her way over to the two boys, still playing with their ball.

Amethyst: Good morning, boys.

The boys look at the young woman, and an expression of surprise spreads across their faces.

Boy #1: Flip! It’s an elf!

Boy #2: Are you sure? She looks more like a dwarf to me!

The first boy and Amethyst start laughing.

Boy #1: That was perfect! Why would you-

Boy #2: I’m sorry! I couldn’t resist!

***

Zed and Amethyst walk to the top of a hill covered in short, green grass.

Amethyst: Okay, here we are.

Zed: This is the meadow near my house.

Amethyst: It is the perfect place to test your-

Amethyst starts coughing.

Zed: Are you-

Amethyst: I’m sorry! I swallowed a fly!

Mak’s voice: Well, your mouth was wide open in that take!

The cast and crew start laughing.

Amethyst: You’re not even IN this scene!

Mak’s voice: Well, my makeup and prosthetics take ages to apply! I was having a break!

Bryn’s voice: Oh yeah? Try green-screening for seven hours straight!

The crew start laughing.

Amethyst: Okay, let’s try that one again!

***

Amethyst holds up her staff again.

Zed: Okay, here I go.

Zed holds up his right hand, aiming it in front of him.

Zed: Magic Missile!

Zed pauses for five seconds.

Cameraperson: Uh…we got it.

Amethyst: Oh, sorry. I forgot my line!

Zed laughs.

Zed: “Impressive! Another perfect hit!”

Amethyst: Oh, haha! Okay, one more time!

***

An elderly gentleman with a long white beard greets them.

Newt: Well, if it isn’t young Zed. Why, I haven’t seen you in here since the Winter Festival!

Zed: The which festival?

Newt suddenly chuckles.

Newt: The Astral Festival! Oh, my memory’s not what it used to be!

The cast and crew laugh.

Newt: Listen, sonny, and I’ll tell you a story about when milk was delivered to your home and DVDs didn’t have bonus material!...okay, let’s try again.

S1E02 The Seventh Crystal, Part II

Amethyst and Zed walk past the fountain.

Zed: Well, I guess that was slightly informative.

Amethyst: Even the littlest knowledge can change the world.

Zed: True…

Zed pauses.

Zed: I’m sorry, I forgot my line!

Amethyst laughs.

Amethyst: You’re a mage now! You need to study your lines!

Zed laughs.

Zed: I just remembered my line!

***

Amethyst: Even the littlest knowledge can change the world.

Zed: True…and…nope. It’s gone again.

Amethyst: Honestly…

The crew and Zed laugh. Amethyst chuckles.

Zed: Okay, okay, this time I’ll do it for real!

***

Amethyst: Even the littlest knowledge can change the world.

Zed: True. So, what crystal does my boon provide?

Crewmember: Right words, wrong order!

The crew and Amethyst laugh.

Zed: What? But I…oh. Hahahahahahaha! Now THAT’S progress!

***

Three human males, presumably fighters, are gathered around a short-bearded dwarf wearing silver armour.

Thobrun: So there we were, surrounded by twelve Elek worshippers. They outnumbered us two-to-one, and the rogue very nearly gave us the slip!

Fighter #1: Rogues’ll do that to ya if ya let ‘em!

Thobrun: Ye think I’d let the rogue abandon us like that? When facing evil, we all must stand together and help however we can! I’d never let’m avoid Alistair’s goals!

Fighter #2: So what did you do?

Thobrun: Um…we took them out fer afternoon tea!

The cast and crew laugh.

Thobrun: I fergot my line! Let’s try again!

***

The party walks along a forested path heading in the direction of Silveria City. Zed speaks to the orcborn.

Zed: Thank you for giving me a chance.

Mak: Amethyst says you’re great, so that’s good enough for me. Just be careful.

Zed: I will.

The orcborn smiles. Thobrun slips a hat in the shape of a yellow chicken onto his head. The crew starts laughing.

Mak: So you really have no idea where-

Mak turns around to look at Thobrun. The cast start laughing.

Mak: Okay, what is he wearing?

Thobrun: D’aw…the wee girl wanted te rest on my heed!

Mak: Somebody take that thing off of him before I really start to laugh!

Thobrun: Bwaaaaak…bwak bwak!

The cast and crew get into hysterics.

Mak: Okay…okay…go again!

***

Brocc: Well, I won’t make that mistake again, okay?

Bryn: Oh? Then where is your precious familiar right now?

Brocc: Uh…scouting ahead.

Bryn: My point.

Thobrun: Come on, you two. You should stop your bickering fer once and help me look fer my chicken!

The cast and crew burst into laughter. Mak is nearly crying.

Mak: I told…you…not to mention the chihihihihickehehen!

***

Four male humans, two with round ears and two with slightly-pointed ears, and a female human with slightly-pointed ears cross the bridge. They are wearing silver armour and helmets. The female human walks over to Mak.

Woman: Cynthia Meadows, guard-captain of Silveria City.

Thobrun: I must say, lass, yer hair is as golden as the feathers on my chicken! Perchance, have ye seen her?

The cast and crew start laughing again.

Mak: Can’t you go one scene without mentioning that thing?!

***

Zed takes a third mouthful of water.

Cynthia: That is it over there. We should arrive within the hour.

Zed takes one look at the giant citadel and spits out his water again.

Zed: That place is huge!

Amethyst giggles.

Amethyst: It appears even bigger once you enter.

Thobrun: Bwak!

The cast and crew laugh again. Mak laughs the loudest.

Mak: Every time, dude! Every freaking time!

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Previous Episodes: S04E01&02 By the Seas of Thal, Parts I and II
Next Episode: S02E03 Akanian Origin


"You interrupted lunch, Matey! ... And my steamed mayonnaise sandwiches are probably cold by now!"
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on April 29th 2017, 11:22 pm
Zed Makes Bread
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The party relaxes in a park, sitting at a large wooden outdoor table with enough bench space for all eight members.

Amethyst: Such a lovely day.

Emily: Indeed. The subtle warmness is most enjoyable.

Bryn: What do you expect? It's the middle of summer!

Mak: Hey, after this, let's go and get some ice-cr-

Brocc: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Everyone stares at Brocc.

Bryn: Okay, just what the hench is your problem, twig-fodder?!

Brocc: Really? NONE of you is curious about the delicious aroma that's emanating from that HUGE container in front of Zed?!

Everyone looks at Zed, who has a large, semi-translucent container with a yellow lid in front of him.

Mak: Oh yeah.

Kendall: How did we all miss THAT?

Brocc: Are. You. KIDDING ME?! Your sense of smell's, like, a QUINTILLION times stronger than ours put together!

Bryn: Uh..."quintillion" isn't a number.

Mak: Well, actually-

Bryn: Shut up and lemme have my moment, Makkmak.

Brocc: Tell us what's in the container, Zed!

Zed: Okay then...

Zed removes the lid with ungloved hands. Everyone looks at the contents, which consists of two long baked goods.

Bryn: Ooh, cake!

Zed: Banana bread, actually.

Bryn: Banana...bread...? Zed, that's OBVIOUSLY banana "cake".

Brocc: Nope, banana bread.

Bryn: Well, I've never heard of it. Looks good, though.

Zed: Oh, it is good, Bryn.

Emily: It looks and smells delectable, Zed!

Kendall: Agreed! Did you think of it yourself, Zed?

As Kendall finishes his sentence, a drop of saliva drips down his chin.

Bryn: Ew.

Zed: I actually learned the recipe in Terra. A friend of mine named Belle taught me how to make it.

Thobrun: Is it hard te make?

Zed: It's actually quite simple to do. I...did have to get creative with the ingredients, though, since walnuts don't exist in Junihoshi.

Bryn: "Walnuts"? Okay, now you're just making stuff up. Next you'll be telling us that Terra has an enormous evil pig who tries to steal a bunch of magical triangles AND an overgrown horned turtle who hates maintenance workers.

Zed: Well...

Mak: Come on, Bryn. I'm sure Zed's world is filled with things unlike any from Juniho-

Brocc: HURRY UP AND MAKE WITH THE BREAD, ZANDER!!

Zed: Uh...right.

***
The party sits at the table, their bellies stuffed.

Bryn: Wow, Zed...Terran food sure is scrumptious...

Brocc: That was easily the best banana bread I've ever had!

Mak: It's the ONLY banana bread you've ever had.

Brocc: Oh, right! Duh!

Brocc flicks his forehead.

Brocc: Ow!

Zed: I'm glad you liked it.

Amethyst: It was indeed superb. Tres bien!

Emily: Most delightful, to be sure!

Mak: Oh, by the way...Bryn?

Bryn: Yes?

Mak: Catch.

Mak throws a flower to Bryn, who catches it.

Bryn: Ooh, let's see what we have h-

Bryn's eyes bulge, her face flushing white.

Bryn: Oh no.

Mak grins, a frown spreading across his thick brow.

Mak: Oh yes.

Bryn: Why? Ooh!

Bryn drops the flower and begins to scratch.

Mak: Noone but my family and Ems calls me "Makkmak". GOT IT?!

Bryn: Ooch...ee...y-yes...ah...oo...

Mak laughs loudly as Bryn vigorously scratches herself.
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on May 3rd 2017, 7:33 pm
The Serious Case of Broccoli Farshot
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Bryn walks up to Brocc, who is sitting on a log.

Bryn: You wanted to see me, Onion-Breath?

Brocc: Sit down next to me, Bryn.

Bryn: Uh...okay...

Bryn sits to Brocc's right on the log.

Bryn: Okay, shoot.

Brocc: Now, you know me as the funny one, right?

Bryn: That MAY be an overstatement, but continue.

Brocc: It's time for me to be serious, even if it's just this once.

Bryn: Oh no...you're not gonna propose to me, are you?!

Brocc panics

Brocc: WHAT?!

Bryn: Your reaction suggests not...okay, you can talk.

Brocc: Now, I've been carrying around some HUGE secrets that I am only now able to share with you.

Bryn: Right here, in the middle of the Woodpecker Woods?

Brocc: Precisely. Now, the first one is a doozy.

Bryn: Okay then...?

Brocc: I...am not actually a [pecking sound].

Bryn: Wait...so THAT'S why you can't sing!

Brocc: Yep!

Bryn: Then...what are you?

Brocc: Well, I'm an [pecking sound].

Bryn: Wait...so you're smarter than me?!

Brocc: What gave you that idea?!

Bryn: Well...aren't [pecking sound] supposed to be geniuses?

Brocc: Of course not! My brother [pecking sound] is the smart one. Oh, and also my sister [pecking sound]. And Katalina, if you want to get technical.

Bryn: Right...

Brocc: As for SVEN...well, don't even get me started on that lousy [pecking sound].

Bryn's eyes bulge.

Brocc: What?

Bryn: It's just that...I've never heard you use that particular word before.

Brocc: What? You mean [pecking sound]?

Bryn: Yes! Honestly, I don't know if I like you saying [pecking sound]...

Brocc: But YOU just said [pecking sound]!

Bryn: Yes, but rogues can get away with saying [pecking sound]!

Brocc: Well, maybe I SHOULD be allowed to say [pecking sound]!

Bryn: Okay, can we PLEASE stop saying [pecking sound]?!

Brocc: I will if you will.

Bryn: Good. Now, you mentioned another secret?

Brocc: Huh? Oh yeah...now THIS one's even bigger than the first.

Bryn: Bigger than you being an [pecking sound]?

Brocc: Yep! Okay, it's time to tell you that I, Broccoli Choy Verdann Svetlana Asparagustus Anchovius Wheatcream Bucknoodle Hairy Squirty Windy Carrot Bobobob [pecking sound] Sven Anabelle Chiptoon-

Bryn: Okay, do you REALLY need to say EVERY SINGLE ONE of your [pecking sound] middle names?

Brocc: I guess not. Anyway, I'm an [pecking sound].

Bryn: Wait...what the [pecking sound]?!

Brocc: Yep! Zed's not the only one to [pecking sound]!

Bryn: Then...you're able to [pecking sound]?

Brocc: Yep!

Bryn: With a [pecking sound]?

Brocc: Of course not! I use a harp.

Bryn: Oh.

Brocc: AND I'm not from Gnomsland, either!

Bryn: No [pecking sound]. Then where are you from?

Brocc: Only a little place called [pecking sound].

Bryn: Never heard of it.

Brocc: Of course you haven't. You're Platinian.

Bryn: Are you buying into the old "people from Platinia know nothing" stereotype?

Brocc: Of course not. I'm buying into the "people NOT from [pecking sound] aren't aware that [pecking sound] exists" stereotype.

Bryn: Fair enough.

Bryn and Brocc pause.

Bryn: These [pecking sound] woodpeckers are getting on my nerves. Shall we go back to town and buy some ice-cream?

Brocc: You've never had a better idea, you [pecking sound].

Bryn: Aw, that's such a sweet thing to say, Brocc...

Brocc: Don't mention it. Now back to town for some delicious frozen [pecking sound]!

Bryn and Brocc leap off the log and begin to walk.

Brocc: Oh, and don't tell the others my secrets, okay?

Bryn: Okay...um...may I ask why?

Brocc: 'Cause if you did, I'd have to [pecking sound].

Bryn stops walking as her eyes bulge, while Brocc continues ahead. Bryn mutters under her breath.

Bryn: Coulda warned me BEFORE telling me, [pecking sound]...
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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on May 6th 2017, 11:17 pm
Discount Variety Super-Super-Shorts
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Thobrun and the Giant Fish

The party, minus Thobrun, sits at a table in The Naked Drake.

Kendall: So I hear this tavern's going to be converted into a Bake n' Drake restaurant.

Zed: Bake n' Drake? I've heard of that...

Kendall: Oh, you'd love it, Zed! It's a-

Thobrun's voice: G'day, mates!

Thobrun is suddenly standing at the table holding a large sack.

Bryn: I thought you were going "dwarven fishing" in Lake Silveria.

Thobrun: I did! Take a look at what I caught!

Thobrun empties the contents of the sack, a fish as large as Bryn, onto the table.

Bryn: By the seas of Euroria...

Brocc: Yes, I WILL have fries with that!

Mak: That's our Brocc!

Everyone laughs.

***
Brocc Eats the Giant Fish

Brocc sits in Zed's living area reading a book entitled "MASK OF AKANIUS EPISODE SCRIPTS".

Brocc: So it was FURBENDINK who created the rainbow fart spell...that explains so much, and yet so very little at the same ti-

Bryn's voice: BROCCOLI JOY FARSHOT!

Bryn is suddenly standing there.

Brocc: It's "Choy", not "Joy". Get it right!

Bryn: Sorry, I get confused because some of your middle names are for girls: Svetlana...Anabelle...Soba...

Brocc: Actually, Soba is a food, not a girl's name.

Bryn: It is?

Brocc: Yeah. Buckwheat noodles.

Bryn: Huh. Speaking of food, Kendall told me that you ate Thobrun's fish. By yourself. An entire tonne of sashimi.

Brocc: Yep.

Bryn: How?!

Brocc: Well, Thobrun offered, and I was all like, "Why yes, I WILL have fries with that!"

Mak's head pops up into the kitchen window from outside.

Mak: That's our Brocc!

Everyone laughs.

***
Brocc Eats at Bake n' Drake

Zed and Brocc stand at opposite ends of the service counter in the newly-opened Bake n' Drake burger restaurant.

Zed: What do you mean the shake machine's out-of-order?!

Cashier #1: No, it's not "out-of-order", it's "ON order". There's been a delay on its delivery.

Zed: Oh, okay then...

Brocc: -and I'll have a Marinated Drake Burger, and a DOUBLE Marinated Drake Burger, and a Monster Drake Burger with extra aioli, and a Chocolate Mousse Supreme, and Alph's favourite: strawberry truffle balls! Oh, and a diet soda.

Cashier #2: Actually, I don't think elves like strawberries...

Brocc: No, not "elf", "Alph"! Ah, never mind.

Cashier #2: Would you like fries with that order?

Brocc: No thanks.

Mak calls out from a table.

Mak: That's our Brocc!

Everyone in the restaurant laughs.

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CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episodes: S04E01&02 By the Seas of Thal, Parts I and II
Next Episode: S02E03 Akanian Origin


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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on May 9th 2017, 5:17 pm
That's Bryntertainment!
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Brocc walks onto the stage.

Brocc: Ladies and Shmaydees, I will present my newest stand-up routine...or I WOULD be if a certain Greatkin hadn't booked out this auditorium for an ENTIRE WEEK to present her stupi-

Bryn's voice: Finish that statement, technicolour-flatulence. I DARE ya!

Brocc: I mean...her WONDERFULLY-WONDROUS...erm...play. Now, please welcome the Lady Bryn of Platinia as she presents her show...uh...hold on a minute...

Brocc pulls a card out of his pocket.

Brocc: "Muddvaks Suck"...Bryn, you gave me the wrong cue card!

Bryn's voice: No I didn't. That's the name of the play.

Brocc: Really?! I mean...what a wonderful, creative idea that simply captures the real-

Bryn's voice: Shut up and leave the stage, Noodlebuck!

Brocc: Fine! Everyone, Bryn.

Brocc leaves the stage. Bryn walks onto the stage wearing a muddvak costume.

Brocc's voice: And it's "Bucknoodle"!

Bryn: Whatever!

Bryn clears her throat, then makes a dramatic pose.

Bryn: Muddvaks...suck.

Bryn bows to the audience.

Brocc's voice: Is that it?! That play was weaker than a-

The crowd suddenly bursts into applause, with Bryn receiving a standing ovation.

Bryn: Oh...thank you, all!

Bryn bows again.

Brocc's voice: I don't believe this! An entire week of "Muddvaks suck". Ugh...I hope you get skin irritation, "Brynwon"!

Bryn: Thank you...thank you...

A number of roses land on the stage in front of Bryn.

Bryn: ...thank-

Bryn's eyes bulge.

Bryn: Uh-oh...

Brocc's: HAHAHAHAHA! This just became MY week! Encore! Encore!

Bryn grins to the crowd as she begins to scratch herself.

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CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episodes: S04E01&02 By the Seas of Thal, Parts I and II
Next Episode: S02E03 Akanian Origin


"You interrupted lunch, Matey! ... And my steamed mayonnaise sandwiches are probably cold by now!"
-- Sven, Shell of Thal
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