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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 13th 2015, 7:55 pm
Much appreciated, @Optimeow!

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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 15th 2015, 2:34 am
Mak Buys a New Sword 2
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Mak walks into an armoury. Weapons and armour of every description line the shelves. He walks up to the counter, where a stern-looking gentleman stands in front of a till.

Cashier: Whaddaya want? I haven't got all day.

Mak: Two batons of bread, please, my good sir! (laughs)

The cashier stares at Mak, a blank expression on his face.

Mak: Sorry, it was just a little...you know what, never mind. You'd have to have been there to get it.

Mak's thoughts: Man, how does the green-haired guy do it?

Cashier: Can I help you?

Mak: Yes, I need a new sword. As you can see, mine has seen better days.

The cashier looks at Mak's sword.

Cashier: Yeesh! Looks like you rammed it right into an Arbour Beast's-

Mak: Hey hey, keep it PG! Teenagers visit this forum, you know!

Brocc's voice: (calls out from a distance) Your fourth-wall manipulation is improving!

Mak: (yells out) Unless you want me to hurt you in the most severe way a PG rating will allow, Brocc, you better-

Brocc's voice: Shutting up!

The cashier lets out a gruff chuckle.

Cashier: I like you, kid. Lemme show you a special blade.

The cashier reaches under the counter, pulling out a fine-looking magic longsword.

Mak: Whoa, is that a Gold Dragon Blade?

Cashier: Sure is.

Mak: I've always wanted one...

Cashier: Well, it won't come cheap, so I hope you brought-

Mak: How much?

Cashier: Well, a blade this fine'll normally set you back a cool 50,000 gold-

Mak: I'll take it!

Cashier: -but for you, I'll do a special deal. Half off, plus I'll throw in a jewel-adorned sheath.

Mak: Done!

The cashier places the sword on the table. He then picks up a hammer and strikes the middle of the blade, breaking it in half. The cashier picks up a gold sheath encrusted with rubies and throws it at Mak, striking him in the face with it.

Cashier: HAHAHAHAHA! Now THAT'S funny!

The sheath slowly slides down Mak's face, revealing him to be intensely angry. The orcborn's eyes glow with bright light, causing the cashier to start panicking.

***

We cut to a view outside the armoury. A loud punching sound effect is heard, before Mak leaves the armoury. Zed leaves the bakery at the same time, a large cake sitting atop his head.

Zed: Did you get your sword?

Mak: Nope, the shopkeeper was a jerk, so I punched-

Mak looks at Zed.

Mak: Oh no...did the baker throw a cake at you?

Zed: Huh? Oh, nope. I bought tons of bread and cake, so they gave me this cool hat! Neat, huh?

Mak: Oh, that is neat! I want one too!

***

The cashier stands facing a large machine labelled "Stress-B-Gone".

Cashier: Ah, this is my finest invention. Every time I enrage one of my customers, they punch it with all their might, which crushes the oranges inside and pours the juice into this glass.

The cashier removes a large glass filled with orange juice from a compartment inside the machine.

Cashier: It relieves their pent-up stress, and I never have to squeeze my own morning juice again! It's a win-win situation!

The cashier sips his juice.

Cashier: Ah, that's good.

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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 22nd 2015, 6:04 am
Brocc's Trivia Show Quiz Night Event Spectaculah!
Spoiler:

A spotlight turns on and shines onto the centre of the stage. Brocc walks into it and holds up a microphone.

Brocc: Hello, I'm Broccoli Choy Verdann Asparagustus-

Random audience member: You forgot Svetlana!

Brocc: ANYWAY-

Random audience member: Well, excuuuuuuuse me, Your Gnomeliness!

Brocc: WELCOME to a very special Super-Short, where we pick a random audience member and get them on-stage for a Crystals of Silveria trivia quiz!

Random audience member: You suck! Give us the dog-dude!

Brocc: How about...hm...

Brocc examines the audience.

Brocc: ...you!

Brocc points to a "random" audience member who is quite obviously Bryn wearing different clothes and a pair of stylish red frames.

Brocc: Come up onto the stage!

The audience claps and cheers as the halfling walks onto the stage.

Random audience member: I said the DOG-DUDE, not the dog who transformed into a dude!

Bryn: What did you call me, punk?! Why don't I come down there and...and...

Brocc: Bry- I mean ma'am...ma'am...please calm down and try and answer...these questions!

Bryn: Sigh...fine. But you owe me one.

Brocc: Okay! Question: What is the name of the character who owns a magical crystal?

Bryn: You. Are. Kidding. There's, like, seven of us who have crystals, doofu-

Brocc: It's multiple choice!

Bryn: Oh, okay, that makes things easier.

Brocc: Is it A: Kendall Silvertooth; B: Eustace Taylor; C: Eduardo the Fashion Genius; or D: Turkey and Cranberry?

Bryn: And...you wrecked it.

Brocc: Which is it?

Bryn: Okay, the first one is a major recurring character but isn't a Crystalbound; the second is a minor recurring character who definitely isn't a Crystalbound; the third is a one-off character from the two-part pilot who is unlikely to return in the next season; and the last one isn't even a character at all, it's what you ate for lunch!

Brocc: It was so tasty...I wish I was eating it this very moment...

Bryn: So how can I honestly answer this ridiculous question?

Brocc: Oh! I made a teensy mistake when I read the question. It should've read, "Which of the following is not a character?", so...yeah, my bad. Heheh.

Bryn stares at Brocc.

Bryn: I'm leaving.

Bryn exits the stage. Brocc turns to face the audience.

Brocc: Well, that's our show. If you liked it-

Random audience member: WAHAHAHAHA! You must be joking! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Brocc: Oh, that is it! You're gonna get it now, buddy!

Brocc leaps off the stage at the audience member.

Brocc: RAAAAAAAAWR!

The screen suddenly cuts to a panel with an image of Argen eating a wedge of cake with pink icing. Underneath him is text which reads, "BREAK TIME! We'll be back with more streaming soon. Stay tuned!" After a moment, the screen is suddenly replaced with a clip of the ending scene of The Seventh Crystal, Part I.

Sorceress: And Trenton? I want them alive. Is that understood?

Trent: Yes, Mistress.

The Sorceress' blue lipstick-covered lips twist into an evil smile.

Sorceress: Good.

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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 25th 2015, 4:53 am
Sara Tells a Funny Joke 2: Eccentric Hullabaloo
Spoiler:

Sara is standing on stage. She stares at the audience, examining them closely. An audience member lets out a cough. Sara rubs her nose with her index finger, then sticks her finger up her right nostril. She pulls it out and examines it before facing the audience again.

Sara: Um...

Another audience member coughs. Sara clears her throat, then makes a sharp cough with her tongue protruding slightly. She stares at the audience again and yawns loudly, then rubs her eye. A third audience member coughs. Sara looks up at the ceiling, then at her feet. She raises her right index finger into the air and opens her mouth, but then changes her mind and closes her mouth, returning to a neutral expression.

Sara: And that's how a dinner session with my parents basically goes.

A rimshot sounds, and the audience laughs loudly.

Sara: Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience!

Sara raises her hand in the air, then walks off-stage.

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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 25th 2015, 4:54 am
Zed Eats at Bake n' Drake
Spoiler:

Zed and Kendall walk into Bake n' Drake, a popular burger restaurant chain.

Zed: Wow, this place is amazing!

Kendall: Indeed. It is the first establishment of its kind.

Zed: So what would you recommend?

Kendall: Well, let's find out, shall we?

Kendall holds up his hand and casts a spell on Zed.

Kendall: "Bake n' Drake's Detect Preferred Menu Item!"

A bright light surrounds Zed, which disappears quickly.

Zed: Wow, that's a mouthful.

Zed glimpses someone finish taking an enormous bite from a marinated Drake Burger. The gentleman chews slowly, a look of sheer joy on his face.

Gentleman: Mmmmmmmm-mm-mmmmm...

Zed widens his eyes and exhales before looking at Kendall.

Kendall: That was a spell called Bake n' Drake's detect preferred menu item. It was invented by the Bake n' Drake corporate mage as a means to ensure that everyone receives their ideal order.

Zed: Does it really work?

Kendall: Indeed. They have a policy whereby if anyone is dissatisfied with the menu option detected by the spell, they receive a free drink.

Zed: Cool. So...which item do I like best?

Kendall: I'm not certain.

Zed frowns.

Zed: I thought the spell was foolproof.

Kendall: We must report this to the manager.

***

Manager: I apologise, but I cannot honour the free drink offer.

Kendall: What?! But...the spell failed!

Manager: The policy clearly states that the customer must be dissatisfied with their meal despite the spell's recommendation.

Kendall: And how many customers have received a free drink?

Manager: Exactly 0 customers to date have received a free drink due to Bake n' Drake's detect preferred menu item inaccuracy.

Kendall: (sarcastic) The system works.

Manager: However...

Kendall: Yes?

Manager: We do have a policy for the spell not functioning at all, and this is the first time that Bake n' Drake's detect preferred menu item has failed.

Kendall: What kind of policy?

***

Zed and Kendall leave Bake n' Drake. Kendall appears shocked, whereas Zed seems disappointed.

Kendall: A 5,000 gold compensation for the spell not working on you?! Of all the luck...

Zed: Aw, I wanted a free drink...

Kendall: You can buy a drink with your hard-earned gold, though.

Zed: Oh yeah...milkshakes for all!

Zed runs back into Bake n' Drake.

Kendall: Milkshakes? But...I'm allergic to milk.

Zed's voice echoes out from within.

Zed's voice: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SHAKE MACHINE'S OUT OF ORDER?!

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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on April 20th 2015, 3:36 pm
Brocc Sings a Song
Spoiler:

Brocc steps onto the stage.

Brocc: My fellow humanoids, I have decided to skip the usual Gnomish comedy routine in lieu of something a little more...unique.

Bryn's voice yells out from off-stage.

Bryn: Oh no...you're not going to do your Chiauruese bean-stew fart-off, are you?

Brocc: Well, I did consider that, but I ended up picking something better.

Bryn: Better than the majesty and aroma of fifteen different kinds of fart?

Brocc: I will be singing a song I wrote!

Bryn: Oh, for the love of Granrelm...hold on while I plug my ears!

Two loud squeaking sounds echo from off-stage.

Bryn: OKAY, YOU'RE GOOD TO GO!

Brocc: Thanks!

Bryn: WHAT?

Brocc: I said, "Thanks"!

Bryn: I CAN'T HEAR YOU, GOB-FOR-BRAINS! I'M WEARING EARPLUGS, REMEMBER?

Brocc mutters under his breath.

Brocc: Sewer-breath.

Bryn: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Brocc panics.

Brocc: Uh...a-and without further ado, I give you a little song I like to call Ridin' the Arbour Beast Home!

Oooooooh...there once was a-

The scene scrambles into a screen-cap depicting Mr. Newt sitting in an armchair sipping a cup of tea. Underneath in big block letters reads, "BREAK TIME! WE'RE SORTING OUT SOME TECHNICAL PROBLEMS, BUT WE'LL BE BACK SOON!" After a few moments, the screen shifts to a scene in a future episode.

Zed stands facing the giant metal door. He walks up next to it, staring at his reflected face. His eyes widen.

Zed: Whoa, is that a pimple? It's huge!

The doors swing open, emitting a bright light from within. A voice seems to echo from thin air.

Voice: Enter.

Zed begins to walk into the chamber. After making some considerable distance, the doors swing shut. Zed doesn't look behind him, but continues walking. The walls and ceiling are completely bare, and made of the same mysterious metal. As Zed approaches the end of the corridor, he enters a room of white light. A hatch seals behind him, and this time he turns around. The voice causes him to face the centre of the room again. It seems to be quite calm and relaxed.

Voice: Please, stand on the cyan circle in the centre of the chamber.

Zed stands on the circle, and is surrounded by a column of weird cyan energy. A ring of tiny cyan lights appears on the walls of the chamber, revealing it to be circular.

Zed: Uh...hello?

Voice: Yes?

Zed: What, uh...what exactly is going on?

Voice: Fear not. No harm will befall you.

Zed: Uh...okay then.

The tiny cyan lights become incredibly bright. Zed squints through them.

Voice: Subject is definitely not of this world. He appears to be a homonid human, but his makeup is noticeably unique.

Zed: Makeup?

Voice: Complete absence of chromairo aura is most unusual.

Zed: Chromairo?

Voice: Subject shows curiosity about study. Suggests unusual mind construction for his species.

Zed: Unusual?

Voice: Scan of subject's cerebral matter does indeed indicate an abnormally-configured mind. Great intellect, yet much of it still untapped. Entire banks of memories completely gone. Other banks of memories encrypted.

Zed: Okay, what is so special about me?

Voice: Prepare subject for transport.

Zed: Wait...transport?!

Suddenly, the blue disc upon which Zed is standing moves upward, propelling him into a network of energy tubes.

Zed: WHOOOOOOOA!

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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on March 28th 2016, 4:06 pm
Zeditation
Spoiler:

Zed sits on his bed, his long legs crossed and his knees pointing at opposite ends. Zed's hands are resting atop his knees. Zed's eyes are closed, and he is not moving.

Zed's thoughts: Okay, clear your mind, Zed...focus on awakening your inner-

Brocc: HEY ZED! GUESS WHAT'S HAPPENING IN TOW-

Brocc runs into Zed's bedroom, and is stopped in his tracks when he sees Zed.

Brocc: Uh...Zed?

Zed remains motionless, but he still acknowledges Brocc.

Zed: Yes, Brocc?

Brocc: What...uh...what are you doing?

Zed: I'm meditating. Well, sort of, anyway.

Brocc: MEDITATING?! What, did you dilettante as a shoe vendor or something?

Zed: Shugenja, Brocc.

Brocc: Yeah, one of those.

Zed: Nope.

Brocc: You didn't? Then why bother meditating?

Zed: I'm trying to find a way to reach my mindscape at will, but so far it's not working.

Brocc: I see...well maybe I can help.

Zed: How?

Brocc: Maybe if I form a physical connection with you and use my bardic powers, it'll help speed up the process!

Zed opens his right eye.

Zed: It's worth a shot.

Brocc: A FAR-shot!

Cricket sounds are heard. Zed closes his eye.

Brocc: Let's do this!

Brocc runs to Zed's right side and clasps his right wrist.

Brocc: Wow, your gloves are so soft! Personally, I hate gloves, but if I liked 'em, you can be sure I'd want a pair just like these! Well, except mine would be green, of course.

Brocc exhales, then he begins to sing. His voice sounds pleasant, with soft, otherworldly echoes.

Zed, Zed, the one with fiery hair.
Concentrate and focus, and seek the place within.
Open up your mindscape, and see the realm within.

A portal surrounded by a frame of rainbow light opens up at the foot of Zed's bed. Through it we can see a bustling medieval-inspired city. Erik is clearly visible, and he is communicating with a brunette woman standing next to what resembles a griffon. Brocc begins to panic, letting go of Zed's wrist. The portal closes and disappears.

Brocc: That was a close one...

Zed opens his eyes.

Zed: That was weird.

Brocc: What was weird?

Zed: The only thing I envisioned was a rainbow bubble...

Brocc: What? A rainbow bubble?! There's no such thing! Eheheheheh...

A bead of sweat rolls down Brocc's forehead.

Zed: Uh...oooookay then...

The camera pans behind Brocc to reveal Bryn standing in the hallway. She appears furious, and is wielding an enormous gourd.

Bryn: BROCC! How many times have I told you not to sing within a 5000-foot radius of myself?!

Brocc suddenly freezes.

Brocc: Oops.

Bryn: I'LL OOPS YOU! YAAAAAAAAH!

Bryn runs towards Brocc.

Brocc: YAH!

Brocc leaps off the bed and runs out the door, followed by Bryn.

Bryn: Come back and fight, coward!

Brocc: But I'm allergic to bruises!

Zed sits there, staring at his doorway.

Zed: Uh...what just happened?

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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on April 27th 2016, 2:48 am
Spoilerific Super-Shorts, Vol. I
Spoiler:
Brocc walks onto the stage.

Brocc: Ladies and dudes, the writers of the show have given me permission to unveil some scenes from Crystals of Silveria II, as well as some other tie-in shows which are coming soon. Being the creative guy I am, I have turned these brief nuggets of delight into a mini-clip show. With that out of the way, enjoy these spoilerific moments!

***

Zed takes a bite of meat. He chews and swallows.

Brocc: Well, what do you think?

Zed: Hm...

Brocc: What? What is it?

Zed: Did you marinate this chicken leg in ginger?

Brocc: Yes...?

Zed: Oh.

Brocc: You don't like ginger?

Zed: Well, not particularly.

***

Brocc is still standing on-stage.

Brocc: What a spoiler! We learn that I can COOK! Let's see another one.

***

Bryn sits next to Brocc.

Bryn: Hey.

Brocc: Oh, hey.

Bryn: Nice sunset.

Brocc: Yeah, very orange. It reminds me of Sve-

Brocc pauses.

Brocc: Look, about yesterday-

Bryn: It's okay. You don't need to apologise.

Brocc: I don't?

Bryn: Of course not. I shouldn't have been so hard on you. You were just trying to help.

Brocc: Oh. Uh...thanks?

Bryn: The truth is, I'm not supposed to be the Ceruleanbound anyway.

Brocc: What?!

***

Brocc nearly falls to the stage floor.

Brocc: Now that IS a spoiler! Bryn actually apologises to me! I bet none of you saw THAT coming, did you? Well, join us next time for Volume Two!


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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on April 28th 2016, 3:06 pm
This series is great!

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Re: Crystals of Silveria Super-Shorts - by GamerZack87

on April 28th 2016, 5:12 pm
Thanks dude! Did you check out the finale of the first season and the OVA special?

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