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on October 25th 2013, 4:48 pm
Everybody's familiar with the old "How many [blank] does it take to change a lightbulb?" gags, which often have groan-inducing punchlines. Here's my idea: I start things off with a joke using the following criteria: "How many [blank] does it take to [blank] a [blank]?", then the next poster creates a punchline for the joke, followed by their own "How many [blank] does it take to [blank] a [blank]?" joke. So it could look something like this:

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GamerZackX

How many chefs does it take to bake a soufflé?

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Rukiafan

No idea, but it only takes one to ruin it! lol!

How many Links does it take to save a kingdom?

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Nintenbro

I lost count after Skyward Sword!

How many generals does it take to conquer an empire?

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And so on. Okay, here's the starting joke! victory

How many castles does it take to find a princess?

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KokorOtaku
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on October 25th 2013, 9:35 pm
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How many kawaii Japanese women does it take to make me blush?

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on October 25th 2013, 11:27 pm
Ichi no kawaii no onna desu! ^_^

How many noodles does it take to make a stirfry?

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Bowser's up to his old tricks, but this time the Toad Brigade has discovered his plot before he can fully implement it! Can Mario, Luigi, Blue Toad and Toadette stop the Koopa King's half-finished conquest?

Find out in Super Mario Mini DX, an all-new, volume based story built using Super Mario Maker 2!


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Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."
The next season block starts very soon! See all-new episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
KokorOtaku
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on October 26th 2013, 9:57 am
Fifty
How many days will I spend hugging my future girl friend in bed?

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I feel unaccomplished and need to give my heart out. Where’s my Kokoro no Tomo? Sad I love you
Towafan7
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on October 26th 2013, 1:52 pm
Everyday. Wink
How many Toads does it take to upkeep the Mushroom Kingdom Castle?

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on October 26th 2013, 3:42 pm
Just one, but he exists in multiple locations at the same time, creating the illusion of him being a race of many individuals!

How many Nest Balls does it take to catch a Lv. 70 Mewtwo?

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Bowser's up to his old tricks, but this time the Toad Brigade has discovered his plot before he can fully implement it! Can Mario, Luigi, Blue Toad and Toadette stop the Koopa King's half-finished conquest?

Find out in Super Mario Mini DX, an all-new, volume based story built using Super Mario Maker 2!


***
Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."
The next season block starts very soon! See all-new episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
KokorOtaku
KokorOtaku

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on October 26th 2013, 9:25 pm
Over 9000!
How many plushes will I buy and show to my kawaii friend, so she can blush at?

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I feel unaccomplished and need to give my heart out. Where’s my Kokoro no Tomo? Sad I love you
GeekyGamerJack
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on October 26th 2013, 10:03 pm
As many as it takes for her to blush!

How many adventurers does it take to bring down a red dragon greatwyrm?

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Bowser's up to his old tricks, but this time the Toad Brigade has discovered his plot before he can fully implement it! Can Mario, Luigi, Blue Toad and Toadette stop the Koopa King's half-finished conquest?

Find out in Super Mario Mini DX, an all-new, volume based story built using Super Mario Maker 2!


***
Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."
The next season block starts very soon! See all-new episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
KokorOtaku
KokorOtaku

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on October 27th 2013, 6:49 am
Four
How many cats does it take to eat a TV?

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I feel unaccomplished and need to give my heart out. Where’s my Kokoro no Tomo? Sad I love you
GeekyGamerJack
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on October 27th 2013, 3:33 pm
Just one, but it looks like a toaster-tart and constantly sings "Nyan Nyan Nyan-Nyan Nyanyanyanyan Nyan Nyan!"

How many tacos does it take to start a stereotypical Mexican fiesta?

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Bowser's up to his old tricks, but this time the Toad Brigade has discovered his plot before he can fully implement it! Can Mario, Luigi, Blue Toad and Toadette stop the Koopa King's half-finished conquest?

Find out in Super Mario Mini DX, an all-new, volume based story built using Super Mario Maker 2!


***
Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."
The next season block starts very soon! See all-new episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
KokorOtaku
KokorOtaku

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on October 27th 2013, 7:14 pm
The whole family Very Happy
How many more sweet compliments am I going to get from my friend in Japan?

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I feel unaccomplished and need to give my heart out. Where’s my Kokoro no Tomo? Sad I love you
GeekyGamerJack
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on October 27th 2013, 7:46 pm
I could guess, but I think the surprise would be worth it! Wink

How many blank does it take to blank a blank?

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Bowser's up to his old tricks, but this time the Toad Brigade has discovered his plot before he can fully implement it! Can Mario, Luigi, Blue Toad and Toadette stop the Koopa King's half-finished conquest?

Find out in Super Mario Mini DX, an all-new, volume based story built using Super Mario Maker 2!


***
Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."
The next season block starts very soon! See all-new episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
KokorOtaku
KokorOtaku

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on October 27th 2013, 9:00 pm
Blank
How many games can I beat before years end?

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I feel unaccomplished and need to give my heart out. Where’s my Kokoro no Tomo? Sad I love you
GeekyGamerJack
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on October 27th 2013, 9:27 pm
Blank! lol!

How many pancakes does it take to fill my tummy?

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Bowser's up to his old tricks, but this time the Toad Brigade has discovered his plot before he can fully implement it! Can Mario, Luigi, Blue Toad and Toadette stop the Koopa King's half-finished conquest?

Find out in Super Mario Mini DX, an all-new, volume based story built using Super Mario Maker 2!


***
Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."
The next season block starts very soon! See all-new episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
KokorOtaku
KokorOtaku

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on October 28th 2013, 9:46 am
Five
How many years till I make it to Japan?

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I feel unaccomplished and need to give my heart out. Where’s my Kokoro no Tomo? Sad I love you
GeekyGamerJack
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on October 28th 2013, 2:52 pm
As many years as it takes you to reach the land of Shinto, kabuki and Akihabara.

How many peas does it take to disgust a child?

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Bowser's up to his old tricks, but this time the Toad Brigade has discovered his plot before he can fully implement it! Can Mario, Luigi, Blue Toad and Toadette stop the Koopa King's half-finished conquest?

Find out in Super Mario Mini DX, an all-new, volume based story built using Super Mario Maker 2!


***
Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."
The next season block starts very soon! See all-new episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
KokorOtaku
KokorOtaku

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on October 29th 2013, 9:32 am
Depends on the child, I liked peas
How many ____ does it take to _____ a _____

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I feel unaccomplished and need to give my heart out. Where’s my Kokoro no Tomo? Sad I love you
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on October 29th 2013, 1:36 pm
Ooh, mad libs! Let's see... How many county fair does it take to dig a potato salad? HAHAHAHAHA! Mad libs are always such fun!

How many game companies does it take to buy Rare?

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Bowser's up to his old tricks, but this time the Toad Brigade has discovered his plot before he can fully implement it! Can Mario, Luigi, Blue Toad and Toadette stop the Koopa King's half-finished conquest?

Find out in Super Mario Mini DX, an all-new, volume based story built using Super Mario Maker 2!


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Chromaicora Adventures - "It starts with a Zed..."
The next season block starts very soon! See all-new episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
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