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The "How Many [blank] Does it Take to [blank] a [blank]?" Game

on October 25th 2013, 4:48 pm
Everybody's familiar with the old "How many [blank] does it take to change a lightbulb?" gags, which often have groan-inducing punchlines. Here's my idea: I start things off with a joke using the following criteria: "How many [blank] does it take to [blank] a [blank]?", then the next poster creates a punchline for the joke, followed by their own "How many [blank] does it take to [blank] a [blank]?" joke. So it could look something like this:

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GamerZackX

How many chefs does it take to bake a soufflé?

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Rukiafan

No idea, but it only takes one to ruin it! lol!

How many Links does it take to save a kingdom?

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Nintenbro

I lost count after Skyward Sword!

How many generals does it take to conquer an empire?

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And so on. Okay, here's the starting joke! victory

How many castles does it take to find a princess?

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Re: The "How Many [blank] Does it Take to [blank] a [blank]?" Game

on October 25th 2013, 9:35 pm
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How many kawaii Japanese women does it take to make me blush?

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on October 25th 2013, 11:27 pm
Ichi no kawaii no onna desu! ^_^

How many noodles does it take to make a stirfry?

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CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast

Click here to see the Chromaicora Adventures Boxed Set

"That's CAPTAIN You Little Runt! Now go back to the brig, Deshway!"
-- Sven, Shell of Thal

Re: The "How Many [blank] Does it Take to [blank] a [blank]?" Game

on October 26th 2013, 9:57 am
Fifty
How many days will I spend hugging my future girl friend in bed?

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Just an Otaku in love with his Kokoro no Tomo here. I want to move to Japan to make a life of myself with a companion to love :Heart:

My friend code for Switch is 4836-8689-6666 if anyone has a Switch and wants to add me.
NINTENDO please get your Virtual Console on Switch sorted soon and make sure WiiU and 3DS owners can at the very least get a discount on games we already own. (Though free is better) I want Earthbound anywhere, Xenoblade X anywhere and Bayonetta anywhere! I want all my games anywhere!
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Re: The "How Many [blank] Does it Take to [blank] a [blank]?" Game

on October 26th 2013, 1:52 pm
Everyday. Wink
How many Toads does it take to upkeep the Mushroom Kingdom Castle?

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on October 26th 2013, 3:42 pm
Just one, but he exists in multiple locations at the same time, creating the illusion of him being a race of many individuals!

How many Nest Balls does it take to catch a Lv. 70 Mewtwo?

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CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast

Click here to see the Chromaicora Adventures Boxed Set

"That's CAPTAIN You Little Runt! Now go back to the brig, Deshway!"
-- Sven, Shell of Thal

Re: The "How Many [blank] Does it Take to [blank] a [blank]?" Game

on October 26th 2013, 9:25 pm
Over 9000!
How many plushes will I buy and show to my kawaii friend, so she can blush at?

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Just an Otaku in love with his Kokoro no Tomo here. I want to move to Japan to make a life of myself with a companion to love :Heart:

My friend code for Switch is 4836-8689-6666 if anyone has a Switch and wants to add me.
NINTENDO please get your Virtual Console on Switch sorted soon and make sure WiiU and 3DS owners can at the very least get a discount on games we already own. (Though free is better) I want Earthbound anywhere, Xenoblade X anywhere and Bayonetta anywhere! I want all my games anywhere!

Re: The "How Many [blank] Does it Take to [blank] a [blank]?" Game

on October 26th 2013, 10:03 pm
As many as it takes for her to blush!

How many adventurers does it take to bring down a red dragon greatwyrm?

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CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast

Click here to see the Chromaicora Adventures Boxed Set

"That's CAPTAIN You Little Runt! Now go back to the brig, Deshway!"
-- Sven, Shell of Thal

Re: The "How Many [blank] Does it Take to [blank] a [blank]?" Game

on October 27th 2013, 6:49 am
Four
How many cats does it take to eat a TV?

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Just an Otaku in love with his Kokoro no Tomo here. I want to move to Japan to make a life of myself with a companion to love :Heart:

My friend code for Switch is 4836-8689-6666 if anyone has a Switch and wants to add me.
NINTENDO please get your Virtual Console on Switch sorted soon and make sure WiiU and 3DS owners can at the very least get a discount on games we already own. (Though free is better) I want Earthbound anywhere, Xenoblade X anywhere and Bayonetta anywhere! I want all my games anywhere!

Re: The "How Many [blank] Does it Take to [blank] a [blank]?" Game

on October 27th 2013, 3:33 pm
Just one, but it looks like a toaster-tart and constantly sings "Nyan Nyan Nyan-Nyan Nyanyanyanyan Nyan Nyan!"

How many tacos does it take to start a stereotypical Mexican fiesta?

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CHROMAICORA ADVENTURES
Previous Episode: S04E05 The Turquoise and the Dracquan
Next Episode: S02E06 Midonian Outcast

Click here to see the Chromaicora Adventures Boxed Set

"That's CAPTAIN You Little Runt! Now go back to the brig, Deshway!"
-- Sven, Shell of Thal
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