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Closely following the WiiWareGate scandal, Rukiafan announced he and his team are secretly working on a device called the 'YBOX', nicknamed: "Why?Box".

Development of the device is already on the way at this stage and started just after last year's E3 meeting, where investors and technical staff met and came up with the idea to mass produce an electronic device which will speed-up the process of making homework, thus saving time for gaming.

Connected to the internet and Bling, the user can enter a series of questions which will then be processed centrally at Microsott, coming back with all the answers you need. Rumor has it, next to additional cloud subscriptions, like an automatic answering machine for school drop-outs, a private tutor, and a virtual nerd trainer, more traditional purchasable accessories will be available to the market soon after, like a full-homework reader, an overnight learning headset, an essay writer, and a project maker.

Rukiafan stated: "Our duty is to satisfy the customer's needs. It's what this gaming market demands. It's our best invention, next to the XBOX console."

To be continued...

Source: A.F.


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GeekyGamerZack
on April 1st 2013, 3:30 amGeekyGamerZack
That was funny to read. I got a good giggle out of it. Nice work, Samantha! Laughing
KingreX32
on April 1st 2013, 5:49 amKingreX32
you wernt supposed to release our plans so soon.
Anonymous
on April 1st 2013, 5:51 amGuest
lol! Sweet!
Towafan7
on April 1st 2013, 9:52 amTowafan7
April Fools! lol!
Amufungal
on April 1st 2013, 1:57 pmAmufungal
This April Fools series of articles are funny Smile
DigiDestined
on April 1st 2013, 2:23 pmDigiDestined
What the?! Prinny
KokorOtaku
on April 1st 2013, 4:00 pmKokorOtaku
Next you'll tell me Squaresoft and Enix are joining... Wait? I'm 10 years late? Son of a
Anonymous
on April 3rd 2013, 10:06 amGuest
I'm no son of a. I'm a daughter of the / my.
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